Piece of shit feminist girlfucker dicksucker endless void homemaker linebacker lifetaker shitwrecker hot mess lion-hearted fucking shrieking witchcrafter fat slut world-eater.

My name's Luca. I fuck demons for favors and I sell my magical services, from love spells to sigil crafting, if you're willing to pay or trade.

Don't talk to me if you're looking for sex. Or a relationship beyond friendship or casual makeouts—because I literally kiss anyone—unless you're ready to go through a thorough interview process, and you're okay with me already being married, considering I'm a heirogamist.

Living it in whatever way pleases me most because I've spent far too much time letting other people dictate what I am. My life is mine, and now I'm happy with it.

Cooking, crafting (woodwork, beading, DIY), magic, music, makeup, learning, loving, analyzing.

I'm fat and I don't give a shit.

Books: The Belgariad/Malloreon, Harry Potter, the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings.

Movies: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Prince of Egypt, Jesus Christ Superstar.

Shows: BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, The Pillars of the Earth/World Without End.

Music: M.I.A., Hole, Alice in Chains, Arleen Auger, Pearl Jam, DEATHGAZE, Nicki Minaj, Zazen Boys, Gjallarhorn, Sumi Jo.

Food: Chinese food, Italian food, home-cooked meals, carnivorous delights.

Food, water, shelter, comfort, internet, speech.

Religion. Sexuality. Future.

Watching movies or jamming to music and working on my blogs.

I broke my own hymen. When I was eleven.

You're not a complete fucking idiot. I do not tolerate any of the following:

>Religious extremists
>Pro-lifers/anti-abortion
>Slut shamers and victim blamers
>Contributers to rape culture
>People who use the word 'feminazi'
>Vegans who think being vegan makes them better than other people
>Alcoholics
>Racists
>Abusers
>Anti-LGBTQ
>People who use 'gay' or 'retarded' as an insult
>Body police
>People who don't believe in evolution