Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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ok i guess it time 2 write my profile vaguely seriously for no
goddamn reason and ignore the way i cut my words sometime bc i do
it for my own entertainment
my name luca & im 20, i do know how to use apostrophes i just
usually dont, i work part time at a tuesday morning which is
im a nordic polytheist slash roman catholic which is weird but
religion is weird faith is weird spirituality is weird and i am
stewin in a pot of my own soul noodles utterly lost and surrounded
i dont have much of a social life bc im v guarded around people irl
if i dont get to know their beliefs re: politics and society early
on and then its either befriend happily or incite argument whenever
im extremely poor, also disabled, and i hate capitalism in both
theory and practice and im voting for bernie sanders in 2016
not in school but i wanna go back for theology/psychology so i can
counsel religious lgbtq+ kids so they dont have to go thru what i
if i find out u hate women then i hate u
get 2 know me much better via my tumblr if u ask for it
What I’m doing with my life
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working as best i can bein disabled and whatnot and trying to get
in a position where i can actually save money to:
a) go back to school
b) eat at least two meals a day
c) make sure my dogs eating enough too
d) pay my rent & bills on time
e) sometimes be able to buy a thing that catch my eye
f) go back to being able to homecook everythin
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being angry abt the maximoff twins, cooking a food, somehow being a
radically liberal southerner, religious discourse, watchin kids,
playing with a doge, naps
The first things people usually notice about me
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my hair is extremely damaged from coloring but i promise u im
trying, i am good at a makeup but not as good as i think i am, i
have better hips than u, and yet terribly janky ass teeth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books........... carrie, xanth, lotr, harry potter not so much
anymore? i actually read a lot of books on gnostic christianity and
feminine mystery lately
included in books is comics in which hank pym is my child and
pietro maximoff is also my child because magneto is my husband and
i am somehow kin to every trash man in marvel except fuck tony
stark throw him in the goddamned garbage
movies...... i saw big hero 6 for the first time today and that was
cool. i like animated movies and documentaries more than anything
like i will watch any documentary pls learn me a thing
shows. shows, i dont watch shows a lot bc i cant afford tv, but i
do like elementary a lot
music... varies a lot. i like nicki minaj, and kanye west, and
azealia banks. at the same time: pearl jam, alice in chains, stone
temple pilots. also: triakel, gjallarhorn, ranarim. also: malena
ernman, emma kirkby, sumi jo.
food.... yes...... yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
flavored carbonated water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have a recurring yeast infection in my left armpit in warm
weather because i almost died from a mrsa infection in the same
area several years ago so i guess every now and then my bacteria
are just kinda like wE WILL RISE AGAIN and im like lol no
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u cool w/ all this and not grossed out by the above tbh
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