Piece of shit feminist girlfucker dicksucker endless void homemaker linebacker lifetaker shitwrecker hot mess lion-hearted fucking shrieking witchcrafter fat slut world-eater.

My name's Luca. I fuck demons for favors and I sell my magical services, from love spells to sigil crafting, if you're willing to pay or trade.

Don't talk to me if you're looking for sex. Or a relationship beyond friendship or casual makeouts—because I literally kiss anyone—unless you're ready to go through a thorough interview process, and you're okay with me already dating two other people.

Living it in whatever way pleases me most because I've spent far too much time letting other people dictate what I am. My life is mine, and now I'm happy with it.

Cooking, crafting (woodwork, beading, DIY), magic, music, makeup, learning, loving, analyzing.

I'm fat and I don't give a shit.

Books: The Belgariad/Malloreon, Harry Potter, the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings.

Movies: The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Prince of Egypt, Jesus Christ Superstar.

Shows: BBC Sherlock, Supernatural, The Pillars of the Earth/World Without End.

Music: M.I.A., Hole, Alice in Chains, Arleen Auger, Pearl Jam, DEATHGAZE, Nicki Minaj, Zazen Boys, Gjallarhorn, Sumi Jo.

Food: Chinese food, Italian food, home-cooked meals, carnivorous delights.

Food, water, shelter, comfort, internet, speech.

Religion. Sexuality. Future.

Watching movies or jamming to music and working on my blogs.

I broke my own hymen. When I was eleven.

You're not a complete fucking idiot. I do not tolerate any of the following:

>Religious extremists
>Pro-lifers/anti-abortion
>Slut shamers and victim blamers
>Contributers to rape culture
>People who use the word 'feminazi'
>Vegans who think being vegan makes them better than other people
>Alcoholics
>Racists
>Abusers
>Anti-LGBTQ
>People who use 'gay' or 'retarded' as an insult
>Body police
>People who don't believe in evolution