Haha ok so really....I’m an ***hole and I won’t open doors for you. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. I think you get the picture.
Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live), and I won’t sleep over.
OK girls, waiting for your emails…go ;)
p.s. please have a sense of humor