Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

rokkstar79

35 M New Port Richey, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Haha ok so really....I’m an ***hole and I won’t open doors for you. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. I think you get the picture.

Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live), and I won’t sleep over.

OK girls, waiting for your emails…go ;)

p.s. please have a sense of humor
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working and was going to school to become a dental hygienist (currently on hiatus). I'm also on a health kick. Have a goal in mind and won't stop till I get there. I'm good with goals. I'm also going to get into acting. I have a friend in the business and says he can definitely get me some jobs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, making people laugh and hanky panky ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blue eyes, long eyelashes, smile and dashing good looks (I've been told that I'm better looking in person...so does that mean I'm not photogenic?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music - I like a different types of music except country. I mainly listen to hardcore/heavy metal but it depends on my mood. I also like some classic rock, acoustic, blues, jazz and a little rap..etc. Im always open to listen to new music and I dont always listen to heavy stuff. Some bands I like are A Day To Remember, Killwitch Engage, We Came As Romans, As I Lay Dying, Escape the Fate, Underoath, All That Remains, Phoenix Mourning, 36 Crazyfists, Asking Alexandria, Atreyu, August Burns Red, Blessthefall, Bullet For My Valentine, Bury Your Dead, Emmure, Endwell, Haste the Day, He is Legend, Ill Niño, Attack Attack, In Flames, Spineshank, Silverstein, the Word Alive...etc. I also love City and Colour, Bob Marley, Anberlin, ACDC, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix...etc

Book - Alice In Wonderland.

Movies - Wedding Crashers, Hangover 1 & 2, Grandmas Boy, Night at the Roxbury, Anchorman, The Breakup, Dodgeball, Old School, The Other Guys, Step Brothers, 300, all of the Chris Nolan Batman movies and the first Tim Burton Batman, Blade movies, the Breakup, Gladiator, Matrix movies, the Punisher, the Rundown, Tropic Thunder, Walk Hard, Undercover Brother...etc

Shows - Favorite show: Dexter. I also like Workaholics, Wilfred, Sons of Anarchy, The League, Tosh.0, Talk Soup, Boss, True Blood, Homeland, Game of Thrones, the Office, Chappelle Show. Any real life criminal shows especially Forensic Files, Cold Case Files and First 48. True Blood. Homeland.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
Friends
Music
iPhone
My car (Jeep Commander)
Tattoos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can put to answer this question
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fight club.....umm whoops...wasn't suppose to talk about that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman....dammit I wasn't suppose to say that either!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your looking to have fun, hang out, have sex...you know, see what happens ;-)

...and don't take life (or this profile) too seriously

*Except what I'm doing with my life and my six things. Everything else is malarkey. :)