Oh, and I discovered why some of you ladies (not all) don't like gameplayers...it interferes with the games YOU are playing against the guys!!! Had a few played on me!... and I agree with you...really not fun at all!
On with the adventure:
A note to all y'all slow readers: I typed this whole "About Me" thingy VERY SLOWLY so you would be able to keep up when reading it...Just tryin' to be helpful... (to anyone thinking this was a rude comment, it isn't! It's a joke! That means think about it... then laugh!)
I look at the age thingy, put in 69 and think, "But...but...but I'm NOT that age! Come on!!!... I don't look OR feel it. Inside I'm MAYBE pushing 39 or 40 (gotta get 30's in there somewhere, har, har), but 60's? Oh well, my intellectual maturity has that age to it, I guess. If I could do some things over I would. But since I can't I'm taking what I HAVE learned about male/female relationships and benefiting my someone very special...as in spoiling her to the max, at least. That is what should be done with one's mate anyway...spoil her, as in make her feel like the most special, precious woman on earth! And she should be you know. That being said and off my chest I can go on with other subjects (Did that skinny up my chest?...Just a minute gotta go look in the mirror... Hope not, lol...Nope, we're okay, whew!). And, anyway, isn't age just a number to keep track of how many times one has circled the sun?... so if I happen to be ahead of you in the race around the sun, big deal, ha. Besides, I will probably be able to outrun y'all in about any adventure you want to name anyway, I don't care what your age is, har, har!
I entered "mostly Kosher" on the food check-box, but that is because I like meat in my diet ... as well as the veggies, which I like heated but mostly on the crunchy side of the "tender scales". I also find that shrimp are delectable! ...Hmm, I don't think they appear on the Kosher list as an edible delight though, har har.
I'm a 4 in the Enneagram...pretty much a heavy romantic! -I don't mean by that statement that I myself am heavy. Just my romantic attitude is. Did I make any sense?...If I did message me with the explanation so I can understand what it was I just said...
I presume that this next statement is going to land me in the "Shallow Hal" box (ouch, no padding in the box), but I'm thinking I must include it about me anyway...Here goes: Both paternal and maternal sides of my families were thin, so to speak, so all I've known throughout my short life is "thin". I say that not to hurt anyone but to inform you that thin is all I've known all my life so I relate thin as part of the love-chemistry equation of my pea-brain. At 5'-10 and 1/4" (that 1/4" IS all important, you know! Hey, I used to be 5'-11"...I have NO idea who stole the 3/4" ...Father Time?) I weigh in at around 163 to 168# ... depending on what part of the day I take my measurements, and which way I'm leaning when I view the scales. Someone once told me if I turned side-ways and stuck out my tongue people would think I was a zipper...Go figure...pretty dumb looking zipper if you ask me...crazy.
About the kids...says over there on the right that I have children. Well, yeah, I mean, they didn't just all of a sudden disappear when they got married you know...just a long way for me to say that the nest is empty over here in Jefferson... So, did THAT make sense...I am an incognito blonde...really! My brains are blonde... and by the way, under Obamacare I'm covered with paternity pregnancy insurance, as well as dental coverage for my "ghost kids" ... ???? ... Of course my own personal coverage was reduced in order to cover them...go figure????
The religion box indicates I'm Christian and very serious about it. I'm thinking maybe that statement might could scare y'all away from contacting me because MAYBE I'm one of those preacher types. I refer you to notes down below (in the profile notes, silly, not...(now I'M red-faced)) regarding my belief in preaching, which, in a thimble is that I'm a preacher to an audience of one...ME! And, in case one might wonder about one's sexual appetite as a Christian...I suggest you notice a few of the crazy tests I've taken on this equally crazy site. Now, I'm not preaching here, y'all, but in order to make it clear as the muddy Mississippi river to you about my beliefs regarding keeping my wife happy (you know, "HAPPY"...as in ecstatically happy (you figure it out)) I refer you to I Corinthians 7:3-5 which, to heavily paraphrase means I have no power over my own body...meaning, my wife can do whatever she pleases with my sorry flesh and it would be a sin for me to use the "no" word with her (which means I'd best be careful who I finally get serious about as I could conceivably end up in a dungeon someplace hanging from the ceiling, upside down..."help"...which is another way of my saying I don't think that would be any fun (for me) at all!). Another interesting reference for any Christian to check out is found in the Biblical book on sex: The Song of Solomon! (What? You didn't know the Bible had a book devoted to THAT activity?) The translators had red faces doing this book into our language! What's so funny is they even purposely mistranslated at least one word in there (7:2) they were so red-faced...NAVEL...indeed... I thought navels were higher than that, LOL! That book is a totally INTERESTING read once the reader strips away the false modesty of the translators, plus, the language is completely BEAUTIFUL!!...sexually so!!... and has absolutely NOTHING to do with making babies! This also brings up the point that is lurking in almost all of you ladies minds (the ones who have read this far, at least) about me or anyone who claims to have the Bible as their instruction Manual for living--and that is most think that being a Christian and being sensual are incompatible. Not so, and so I invite you to a chat if you are concerned about that because I'm not of a monk mentality, thank you.
As to fixing things around the house, I'm what one could call a "tinkerer", that is, I like for things to work and so if ya need somethin' fixed I'll probably be a-fixin' it for ya. Just a heads-up in that department...in case that is a question lurking in the crevices of your brain somewhere.
I'm looking to meet up with a slender, or open to its possibility (all my relatives on both sides of my family are slender, remember?), good looking woman who can keep up with me...or I with her (pant, pant ... hey, wait for me!) I would like her to be as sensual as am I (that's a lot) and also able to have lively, scintillating conversations on any topic. I want my "rest of my life" partner to be one who will end up adoring me as much as I plan on adoring her! I need a lady who is my equal intellectually...and who can be and is my inspiration to be all I can be in life...Hmm, I don't know if the world is ready for us as a couple...we'd drive our community nuts with all the fun we'd be having...do ya think? Where's the kid in ya?
More later as "more" comes to mind...By the way, did you know that love could be regarded as friendship set to music?...and do I ever LOVE to play music....do, do, dee do, do..Can you hear the beat? Can you FEEL it?