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28 Toronto, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 8
Seeing Someone
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my internet dating profile, now with 20% more swagger. (Swagger like the Jigga man, not like the Biebs, FFS)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently: Trolling for dates/bros/BDSM on the internet with my fiance (he's dope).
"Professionally": Learning how meat machines work and how to repair them. (I.E. surgery) Also, immunology and physics.
For "kicks": Rolling up to the club with my entourage, getting bottle service, being forcibly ejected from strip clubs for getting too 'handsy' with the talent; circle jerkin; trollin'; sailboats; recreational use of prescription drugs; robbing vet clinics, robbing sperm banks and consuming the evidence (booty bumping)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Don't want to sound arrogant, but I've been known to give a brotha amnesia with my "techniques"
If you have to ask, you can't handle it.

**also sent a few to the vegetable patch (neuro-critical care unit), albiet unintentionally; except for the couple times I wanted to get some "brain", if u know what I mean
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People always notice my firm, luscious handshake. My father was a businessman and taught me well. It's not a crushing grip as if I were overcompensating but not the limp wristed travesty one would expect given my delicate constitution.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction about military strategy, medical textbooks (Janeway's Immunobiology FTW) math textbooks, peer reviewed scientific literature and depressing Russian novels. Also David Foster Wallace.

I fall asleep during movies (like to watch surgeries and the Feynman lectures on physics)

My favourite show was The Outer Limits but i don't think it's on any more.

But my favourite thing to watch is lectures by Dr. Michael Julius

I dig music. Especially Ludwig Van. I rap. I like to spin moombahton, trap and dubstep. Occasionally glitch hop. (Seriously if you don't like moombahton bounce off my page, ASAP)

I'm a model, and models don't eat. because I'm an inanimate object that represents some larger inanimate object.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My flask, at least half full of Patron.
2. Escalade
3. Rims for the escalade >20".
4. My bros.
5. My hoes.
6. Chapeaus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Differential topology
CD4+ T cell lineages
Craigslist M4M
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Freestyle Friday homie. Once per month..

Every other one: Furry Friday (my fur suit is a viral capsid)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favourite rapper is Nicki Minaj (I even like her pop songs where she doesn't rap)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like essing dees

you're a cute girl who wants to get tied up and flogged

you're a surgeon (no internists, please - radiology/anaesthesia is ok.. also OR/MAX but no other DDSs)

you're an engineer (except civil, that shit's wack **Exception for Cryptosoologism's G-d damn pater familias)

you're a DJ and not opposed to spinning moombahton occasionally, i will come to ur shows and flash my titties (if you spin exclusively house bounce off my page, payce)

you actually know what a number *is*

you got that bomb ass pussy and want it nommed

you wanna nom my bomb ass pussy

you wanna hit up steamworks w/ my fiance