Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love to cook, it's the best way I know how to comfort
I think I'm funny. I crack myself up all the time.
I have a super cool 21yr old son. He actually likes hanging out
with me still.
I'm still a toys-r-us kid.
I bartend so I'm great to have at a party.
I'm not ashamed to do karaoke.
Everything fascinates me I have serious shiny object
I'm a movie junkie, almost no chick flix or romantic comedies
I tend to haver and when I haver I want to be the woman who's
havering to you.
I'm unabashedly plump. I'm built for comfort and sometimes
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.
I thought of one more thing I don't lie. I'm no good at it. If you
want to know something just ask, I might not want to tell you but I
won't lie about it.
The honesty gets me in trouble because my filter doesn't always
work and I will usually say what I think. This is something most
people think sounds good... but...I wind up mumbling sometimes
because of the foot in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As a part of my ever growing need to escape the caustic suburbanite
bubble (in which I allowed myself to be trapped) I have been making
a concerted effort to get back to things I like to do. Tonight I'm
going to see Danzig. We'll see what comes my way next.
This goes under the what did I do column. I used to babysit this
listen he's good. I'm
no musician but I seem to know quite a few. I count myself very
fortunate for that reason and many others.
careening lost dashed upon the shore
cresting waves speckled the warm smooth beach and looming boulders
with salty freckles
as the starving pilgrim gorges on bountiful fruit
and nestles deep in the warm soft grass
absorbed in the rhythm of salvation
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything i'm patient enough to stick to for more than a week.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be gregarious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
good omens, batman comics, breakfast at tiffany's
boondock saints, tank girl, breakfast at tiffany's
henry rollins, system of the down, portishead
indian, thai, southern
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my pocket knife
a good book
my spice cabinet
I figure you understand my son is a given
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make things better. What kind of things you may ask.
Everything; food, my job, my kid being slightly more ambitious,
cars, etc.... Then I get tired and just find something to distract
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would be against the 1st rule if I told you.
If you keep it a secret I hate Wearing contacts because it makes me
think I can see normally.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've thought of some fabulous adventure and you need an
If you found the Worseman kids burrow owl.
If you just think I seem cool.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.