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42 F Gaithersburg, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it matters a lot
High school
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love to cook, it's the best way I know how to comfort someone.
I think I'm funny. I crack myself up all the time.
I have a super cool 21yr old son. He actually likes hanging out with me still.
I'm still a toys-r-us kid.
I bartend so I'm great to have at a party.
I'm not ashamed to do karaoke.
Everything fascinates me I have serious shiny object syndrome.
I'm a movie junkie, almost no chick flix or romantic comedies though.
I tend to haver and when I haver I want to be the woman who's havering to you.
I'm unabashedly plump. I'm built for comfort and sometimes speed.
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.
I thought of one more thing I don't lie. I'm no good at it. If you want to know something just ask, I might not want to tell you but I won't lie about it.

The honesty gets me in trouble because my filter doesn't always work and I will usually say what I think. This is something most people think sounds good... but...I wind up mumbling sometimes because of the foot in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking adventure.

As a part of my ever growing need to escape the caustic suburbanite bubble (in which I allowed myself to be trapped) I have been making a concerted effort to get back to things I like to do. Tonight I'm going to see Danzig. We'll see what comes my way next.

This goes under the what did I do column. I used to babysit this kid: listen he's good. I'm no musician but I seem to know quite a few. I count myself very fortunate for that reason and many others.

careening lost dashed upon the shore
cresting waves speckled the warm smooth beach and looming boulders with salty freckles
as the starving pilgrim gorges on bountiful fruit
and nestles deep in the warm soft grass
absorbed in the rhythm of salvation

I’m really good at
anything i'm patient enough to stick to for more than a week.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair
I tend to be gregarious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
good omens, batman comics, breakfast at tiffany's
boondock saints, tank girl, breakfast at tiffany's
henry rollins, system of the down, portishead
indian, thai, southern
The six things I could never do without
my pocket knife
a pen
a good book
my spice cabinet
I figure you understand my son is a given
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make things better. What kind of things you may ask. Everything; food, my job, my kid being slightly more ambitious, cars, etc.... Then I get tired and just find something to distract me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It would be against the 1st rule if I told you.

If you keep it a secret I hate Wearing contacts because it makes me think I can see normally.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 32–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you've thought of some fabulous adventure and you need an accomplice/alibi.
If you found the Worseman kids burrow owl.
If you just think I seem cool.