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44 Lakewood, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved back home to Lakewood, Ohio from Maryland. I hope to make some new friends.

I love to cook, it's the best way I know how to comfort someone.
I think I'm funny. I crack myself up all the time.
I have a super cool 23yr old son. He actually likes hanging out with me still.
I'm still a toys-r-us kid.
I bartend so I'm great to have at a party.
I'm not ashamed to do karaoke.
Everything fascinates me I have serious shiny object syndrome.
I'm a movie junkie, almost no chick flix or romantic comedies though.
I tend to haver and when I haver I want to be the woman who's havering to you.
I'm unabashedly plump. I'm built for comfort and sometimes speed.
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.
I thought of one more thing I don't lie. I'm no good at it. If you want to know something just ask, I might not want to tell you but I won't lie about it.

The honesty gets me in trouble because my filter doesn't always work and I will usually say what I think. This is something most people think sounds good... but...I wind up mumbling sometimes because of the foot in my mouth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Seeking aadventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything i'm patient enough to stick to for more than a week.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair
I tend to be gregarious
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
good omens, batman comics, breakfast at tiffany's
boondock saints, tank girl, breakfast at tiffany's
henry rollins, system of the down, portishead
indian, thai, southern
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my pocket knife
a pen
a good book
my spice cabinet
I figure you understand my son is a given
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make things better. What kind of things you may ask. Everything; food, my job, my kid being slightly more ambitious, cars, etc.... Then I get tired and just find something to distract me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or babysitting my super cute nephew. Once in awhile I go do some happy hour sushi followed by a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would be against the 1st rule if I told you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've thought of some fabulous adventure and you need an accomplice/alibi.
If you found the Worseman kids burrow owl.
If you just think I seem cool.
If you know the lyrics to sex and violence.
If you do message me and you have no profile picture I will not respond, feel free pm me a picture though. I'm not super shallow but I do like to know with whom I am flirting.