Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok, the short version:
I leave on April 7th for a 50 state documentary shoot and book
signing roadtrip that will last several months. IF I return to this
state, it's unlikely that I'll return to this area, so I'm not
really in a position to start a serious relationship. I'm also not
into flings so there's next to no chance I'll sleep with
So, then, what's left?
Friends who go on dates, hang out, and/or maybe cuddle on the couch
while watching a Harry Potter/LOTR/Star Wars/etc marathon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I just published my first novel, Directive Destiny, embark on
my first documentary shoot in early spring of 2016, am a full time
college student working towards my PhD in Pediatric Medicine,
though my current degree is in Microbial Biochemistry, I work as a
restaurant personality/Bartender/Trainer and somehow, I find time
to have an unbelievable social life and a large group of close
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Like, 2 am screw this rain I'm heading to the beach to watch the
sunrise then driving back for work by 4, kind of roadtrips.
Like, hey, I think I'd be fun to drive to Tuscaloosa wothout
tickets to try and get into the LSU v. Bama football game because I
happen to have a Saturday off, kind of toadtrips. (Spoiler alert, I
got in... 40 yard line and 15th row... yes, it was awesome.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud, outgoing, and have really curly hair that is often very
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't really have any favorites in any one area. I spend most of my
time outdoors so typical media options are often neglected in lieu
of more exciting and tangible activities...
Radiohead, Weezer, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Bob Marley, System of a
down, Greenday, Pink Floyd...
A knights tale, V for Vendetta, Goonies, The Matrix...
House, Firefly, Psych, How I met your mother...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fun. I've had my future basically planned out for years now so I
spend a lot of time planning things for friends and me to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out as much as I can. I like lounging around as much as the next
guy but I tend to get stir crazy easily. I'm out almost every night
during my summer break so if I'm not at work, I'm either at Barnes
and Noble, the beach, or with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was hitting it off with a girl on OKCupid when the topic of sex
inevitably came up. But I was cool, she brought it up and I'm an
open person, so I went with it. But in my ignorance of fetish lore,
when she said she was "kinky but not into crazy things like golden
showers", I was thinking, "I love having sex in the shower!"... And
I figured, that makes sense; Gold is valuable and awesome so of
course shower sex would be called a golden shower. So, again,
playing it cool, I began using my new vocabulary in stead of
looking it up first. I told her how much I loved "golden showers"
and would do it everyday, if I could. I talked about how fun it is
for is to both be soaked and in the moment... yeah, she deleted her
profile. I guess I was the last straw for her. So I've since urban
dictionaried it and, to the girl for whom I destroyed faith in men,
I'm sorry and I absolutely DO NOT enjoy, nor would I consider a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
A bit of unsolicited advice: When's the last time, if ever, you've
been on a date/dated someone with whom you felt like a lady? Have
you ever asked yourself, in quiet desperation, "Where are all the
gentlemen!? Are there any left!"? I am pleased to announce that
there are, and here's how to find him! Take the last guy you
ignored, or worse, friend zoned, give him a call, and take him up
on his offer to take you out. And there you have it! You're
welcome. To avoid repeat behavior, kindly get up and remove
yourself from your own way.
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