Humorous and witty description of me which vaguely demonstrates my ability to make you smile and utilizes key words that show our compatibility and shared interest: Yoga, Radiohead, Planet Fitness, Outdoors.
List of other attributes boasting self worth and typical deal breaking qualifiers designed to parle subtle hints about other interests: Cook, sew, clean, sing, play instruments, shoot, work on my own cars and motorcycles, TATTOOS, love animals, love children, camping, some sports, well dressed.
NEW! My tally sheet of quick facts:
22 - States Visited
11 - Countries Visited
11 - Tattoos
03 - Piercings
02 - Degrees
04 - Published Works (Authored)
02 - Published Scientific Journals
And my most Pridefull Tallies
00 - Recreational Drugs Taken
01 - Alcoholic Drinks Consumed
01 - Hands Required to Indicate the Number of Women I've Agreed to Sleep With
Flirty proposal that we should get to know each other based on superficial character attributes that I excel at hinted with quasisexual undertones and a cliché first date with an unreasurring guarantee of a fun experience.
Summation of entire profile with a nondescript closing statement that leaves you wanting to message me out of curiosity.