Some things to look forward to should we ever get to know each other past the internet:
I always intentionally miss my turn on round-abouts, just so I can go all the way around.
I accelerate over humps and raised tracks in the road.
I splash every puddle of water I see collected on the side of the road.
I do doughnuts, race other cars, and refuse to use my breaks in tight corners...
I WILL sing to you, at you, and around you. Dancing sometimes joins the fun.
And I don't care if we're romantic or not, I'm buying you random flowers.
I'll run around my car to open your doors, not because my daddy raised me to think women are less capable, but because my daddy raised me to be kind to everyone.
If I think you're having a bad day, I WILL try to make you laugh and if I fail at that, I will offer my shoulder.
I don't shake hands...if you know me, we're hugging. If you don't know me, we're hugging.
Drop $300 on a night with a friend, even if we're not dating? Sure, as long as we have fun.
Random roadtrips to a hidden waterfall or beach or other excitement happen often, and I won't tell you where we're going until we're there.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I just published my first novel, Directive Destiny, embark on my first documentary shoot in early spring of 2016, am a full time college student working towards my PhD in Pediatric Medicine, though my current degree is in Microbial Biochemistry, I work as a restaurant personality/Bartender/Trainer and somehow, I find time to have an unbelievable social life and a large group of close friends.
I’m really good at
Like, 2 am screw this rain I'm heading to the beach to watch the sunrise then driving back for work by 4, kind of roadtrips.
Like, hey, I think I'd be fun to drive to Tuscaloosa wothout tickets to try and get into the LSU v. Bama football game because I happen to have a Saturday off, kind of roadtrips. (Spoiler alert, I got in... 40 yard line and 15th row... yes, it was awesome.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud, outgoing, and have really curly hair that is often very windswept.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't really have any favorites in any one area. I spend most of my
time outdoors so typical media options are often neglected in lieu
of more exciting and tangible activities...
Radiohead, Weezer, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Bob Marley, System of a
down, Greenday, Pink Floyd...
A knights tale, V for Vendetta, Goonies, The Matrix...
House, Firefly, Psych, How I met your mother...
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fun. I've had my future basically planned out for years now so I
spend a lot of time planning things for friends and me to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out as much as I can. I like lounging around as much as the next
guy but I tend to get stir crazy easily. I'm out almost every night
during my summer break so if I'm not at work, I'm either at Barnes
and Noble, the beach, or with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was hitting it off with a girl on OKCupid when the topic of sex
inevitably came up. But I was cool, she brought it up and I'm an
open person, so I went with it. But in my ignorance of fetish lore,
when she said she was "kinky but not into crazy things like golden
showers", I was thinking, "I love having sex in the shower!"... And
I figured, that makes sense; Gold is valuable and awesome so of
course shower sex would be called a golden shower. So, again,
playing it cool, I began using my new vocabulary in stead of
looking it up first. I told her how much I loved "golden showers"
and would do it everyday, if I could. I talked about how fun it is
for is to both be soaked and in the moment... yeah, she deleted her
profile. I guess I was the last straw for her. So I've since urban
dictionaried it and, to the girl for whom I destroyed faith in men,
I'm sorry and I absolutely DO NOT enjoy, nor would I consider a
You should message me if
A bit of unsolicited advice: When's the last time, if ever, you've
been on a date/dated someone with whom you felt like a lady? Have
you ever asked yourself, in quiet desperation, "Where are all the
gentlemen!? Are there any left!"? I am pleased to announce that
there are, and here's how to find him! Take the last guy you
ignored, or worse, friend zoned, give him a call, and take him up
on his offer to take you out. And there you have it! You're
welcome. To avoid repeat behavior, kindly get up and remove
yourself from your own way.