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rollinstone711

29 M Dothan, AL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on med school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Engaging opening sentence cleverly calculated to hook you into my profile.

Humorous and witty description of me which vaguely demonstrates my ability to make you smile and utilizes key words that show our compatibility and shared interest: Yoga, Radiohead, Planet Fitness, Outdoors.

List of other attributes boasting self worth and typical deal breaking qualifiers designed to parle subtle hints about other interests: Cook, sew, clean, sing, play instruments, shoot, work on my own cars and motorcycles, tattoos, love animals, love children, camping, some sports, well dressed.

Flirty proposal that we should get to know each other based on superficial character attributes that I excel at hinted with quasisexual undertones and a cliché first date with an unreasurring garentee of a fun experience.

Surmation of entire profile with a nondescript closing statement that leaves you wanting to message me out of curiosity.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in college, have an active social life, and work.
I’m really good at
Listening to people complain
Conversing
The first things people usually notice about me
This is a good opportunity to start a conversion... You tell me what you noticed first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't really have any favorites in any one area. I spend most of my time outdoors so typical media options are often neglected in lieu of more exciting and tangible activities...

Radiohead, Weezer, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Bob Marley, System of a down, Greenday, Pink Floyd...

A knights tale, V for Vendetta, Goonies, The Matrix...

House, Firefly, Psych, How I met your mother...

Etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fun. I've had my future basically planned out for years now so I spend a lot of time planning things for friends and me to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out as much as I can. I like lounging around as much as the next guy but I tend to get stir crazy easily. I'm out almost every night during my summer break so if I'm not at work, I'm either at Barnes and Noble, the gun, or with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was hitting it off with a girl on OKCupid when the topic of sex inevitably came up. But I was cool, she brought it up and I'm an open person, so I went with it. But in my ignorance of fetish lore, when she said she was "kinky but not into crazy things like golden showers", I was thinking, "I love having sex in the shower!"... And I figured, that makes sense; Gold is valuable and awesome so of course shower sex would be called a golden shower. So, again, playing it cool, I began using my new vocabulary in stead of looking it up first. I told her how much I loved "golden showers" and would do it everyday, if I could. I talked about how fun it is for is to both be soaked and in the moment... yeah, she deleted her profile. I guess I was the last straw for her. So I've since urban dictionaried it and, to the girl for whom I destroyed faith in men, I'm sorry and I absolutely DO NOT enjoy, nor would I consider a golden shower...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're into chill people who like to laugh.