roman_brandt
31 New Castle, IN
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My self-summary
This section was entirely too long and I hated it, so here's a rad sentence to fill the space for now.
What I’m doing with my life
No one cares what I'm doing with my life. Hooking on the corner? Selling drugs to babies? Writing stories? Who knows?
I’m really good at
I'd say that procrastination is my biggest strength.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charming disposition and my sunny outlook.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorites are overrated and allow people to think things like "ohhh no no, no Shirley Jackson fans."
The six things I could never do without
My lesbian superbeast of a minivan.
The Sims.
I'll get back to you about the rest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't know. Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a boring bed burrito.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not today, Satan.
You should message me if
You want a new friend or something. Don't message me if you want a trampoline. I have no trampolines. I'm fresh out of them.
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