I am gangly, quasi-observant, and very likely drinking.
My Self-Summary
Oh good god damn. Let's see.
Spent the past decade working at a journalism degree, minus half
that time wandering around. So only a few years on school, i
suppose, all things considered. Spent most of my time with
musicians, artists, hobos and writers. I fit into all but the first
category. Just moved up here, to Albany, due to a combination of
poor decisionmaking, school, atrocity and family. Can't say as I
know anyone up here, nobody at all; the feeling is unfamiliar and
largely interesting, inasmuch as I have scores of things to do
alone that I'm way behind on, but once you get used to being around
a buncha people all the time--like 'em or not--you hear the
crickets chirp real loud some nights.
Only child, for what it's worth. I hear weird things about us from
the besiblinged out there among you.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to start 'er up again, kind of anew. College completion
looms over the horizon, though Oregon residency requirements have
me put off for a quick minute. I've worked at a million
restaurants, which is how I've become so certain that I need to
finish up the journalism thing. Got some family up here I'm helping
out with some things, which is unfamiliar as well, but these
matrons up here are good ladies.
I’m really good at
Learning things. Is it still a skill or a talent when you can't
help it? Most of my 'good-ats' are more the observable byproduct of
obsession, compulsion, instinct or what-have-you.
I take decent photos, I write pretty well, primarily nonfiction
types of things, and I can cook like muggafugga. I can drink pretty
well too, but that has its specific place in my, uh, my
idiom.
I can name damn near ANY tune.
The first things people usually notice about me
I tower over them. Seriously, i'm like six feet and some five
inches.
Otherwise, I'd go with my eyes. Once referred to as "rubbermaid
blue."
...though in all likelihood, it's the unreasonable shouting and
fidgeting, maybe the drinking.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
books, huh? jesus. read me a lot of hunter thompson, edward abbey,
william burroughs, H.L. Mencken, Kurt Vonnegut, Greil Marcus,
Michael Pollan, Jack Womack. Currently reading some Woody Guthrie,
Philip K. Dick, David Foster Wallace, and all kindsa comix. Yes,
with an X. Seriously, I read like... five, six books at the time.
The one I work on at any given time can often have more to do with
the 'voice' the author presents than the plot i'm following,
depending on my mood.
Movies? I just watched "lonely are the brave," it was pretty good.
"Amadeus" is a classic favorite. Anything with zombies will do,
especially if it's foreign. Actually, my favorite foreign types of
movies are the ostensibly American--spaghetti westerns, italian
zombies. Found my way into a couple Santo movies, you know--the
classic crimefighting Luchador of Mexican popular myth. Hilarious.
I watch scores of documentaries, I'll learn about anything.
I like a lot of, uh... well let's just say that, like most matters
of taste, I could ramble on a bit before I've gotten anywhere to my
liking. I'm still unsure if having interests all over the place
means I have good taste, or none whatsoever.
Music? Right this second I'm listening to Kurt Vile. Recently I
think I listened to, uh, Sic Alps, Hospitals, Melvins, Hank
Williams (Senior), Ariel Pink, Nick Cave, Pink Reason, Grinderman,
Dead Weather, Chrome, Tyvek, Neil Young, King Khan and BBQ Show,
Danzig, the Spits, the Skaters, the Flying Luttenbachers, Alan
Lomax, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Emperor, Big Black, Jethro
Tull, Skinny Puppy, David Allen Coe, the Mayyors, Ganglians, Beach
Boys, ... It's more that there are certain traits I like in a
record than it is anything about a genre.
I like food. Seriously. Cooking, eating, evaluating. I'll watch
Anthony Bourdain all damn day. No flavor is off limits.
The six things I could never do without
A constant flow of information to get bogged down by, some kind of
internet access now and again at least, a drink here and there,
pants that don't tear to shreds when i fall off my bike, a backpack
full of books, an array of different pens in my pocket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatta ya got? I'll consider the FUCK out of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
likely to be doing damn near anything. It's all fair game, depends
more on what strikes my fancy or seems appropriate to the scenario.
Lately, it's been wandering about after a couple drinks. Making
inadvisable, late night phone calls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Could use more frequent reminders that I could use a haircut. I
sweat kinda weird, I think.
You should message me if
it's possible, likely, interesting, you accidentally click the
button, there's a gun to your head, the pay is right, you lose a
bet, win a contest or accept a dare, you've had a few too many (I
come across as quite charming, then), you've carefully gone over
the ramifications of that kind of decision. All that
notwithstanding, you might still consider it.