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38 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 18–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:57pm
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Do you have a great record of skate video or skate magazine collection ? Are you easy to get along with? Can you cook? Lets hang out. I love you for you but your record collection rules
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There are certain sports I like that are like a religion to me. I don't think an online dating site is the right place to discuss things that are this important.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things and providing a highly fun and interesting dating experience!

With me every date becomes a fun adventure. Weird stuff happens, things blow up.

You'll no longer have to count the minutes while your date talks on and on about yoga or her nose candle collection.

Say goodbye to gray boring mindless dates. I'm like those clowns they hire for little kids birthday parties but I don't wear nearly as much make up as everyone else does that makes little kids cry
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I just broke my ankle. Don't you feel the urge to take me out to sushi or vegan so that it heals better? It's chivalry plus ill draw on the paper napkins for you
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm not sure if an online dating site is the right place to discuss this. The things that I love I hold dear to my heart.

Everyone has their own agenda, and their own motivations and I'm not sure you'll really get it if I try to explain it to you if we rae talking about this on an online dating site.. And vice versa.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to set healthy boundaries without offending people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
learning something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a nice person, but I'm doing an experiment. I changed my posted salary from under $20,000 to $80-$100,000. What is going to happen?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a creative sensitive and deeply romantic person

I provide a unique experience. Have you ever wanted an artist girlfriend to go to galleries with and run around naked covered with paint? Do you want a bright view of the world filled with adventure? I provide maximum zing with minimum hassle.

I'm fresh out of the box and guaranteed not to conform to the usual female template.

Please do not contact me if you are trying to promote your film project or kick starter project. I also have boundaries so please respect them as I will respect yours