Right, down to the serious business of self-summarisation. I could say something like I'm an amiable, relaxed, outgoing, sociable, funny, healthy kinda guy. But that just sounds cliched. So, here's a list of key facts instead:
1. Nationality = New Zealander
2. Accent = Australian (apparently)
3. I prefer gin and tonics rather than beer. Don't know how people can drink endless pints of beer. I struggle with pints of water.
4. I have zero interest in football, footie, championship leagues, UEFA cups, UEFA leagues, roonies, lampards, lampies, the backs of nets, red cards, yellow cards, fuchsia cards...etc etc.