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ron_burgundy74

40 London, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Instead, here's a questionnaire which hopefully will give you a better idea of my personality (feel free to answer it yourself if you decide to message me):

1. You're in a bar. Out of nowhere, George Clooney appears beside you, hurriedly (conspiratorially) requesting you give him all your clothes & money, no questions asked, right now. What do you do, and why?

Answer:
Tell him to sod off. Basically because it would make me look small and stupid if I acquiesced.

2. What's the best thing you've read lately, and why?

Answer:
Philip Roth's "American Pastoral". Beautifully written with forensic like detail. I liked how the book questioned your assumptions about what was real and what was fictionalised through the narrator. Bizarre ending though.

3. If you had to do a remake of any movie, what would it be, and who would you cast?

Answer:
Silver Linings Playbook. I would cast Matt Le Blanc as Pat but he would have to act exactly like Joey from "Friends". Tiffany would be played by Kiera Knightley and she would have to act exactly like her deranged character from " A Dangerous Method". Pat's father would be played by Robert De Niro again but he would have to act exactly like his character from "Casino". The whole film would hopefully be a confusing mix of stupid over the top romcom and gritty over the top drama. I might actually enjoy the film then.

4. You've just woken up from a nightmare in cold sweats. It was about the worst Saturday you could possibly have. What happened?

Answer:
I gave all my clothes and money to George Clooney with no questions asked. He then tried to take advantage of me.
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You fancy meeting up for a drink and see if there's any spark, chemistry, electricity or gas. Maybe not gas.