Well, here's some words, and you can fill in the blanks: acoustic covers, acting, actors, actresses, alt-rock, analyzing, backstage theatre, boobage, boobies, books, bowling, buffy the vampire slayer, canada, canada's wonderland, canadian, canadian music, canadian theatre, cds, charmed, claire danes, coldplay, comic books, concordia, contemplating, creative endeavours, creative writing, david blaine, daydreaming, destiny, drama, drama therapy, dvds, ebay, english, esp, fate, female models, freaks and geeks, fringe festivals, girls, girls with "the hair", hamilton, harry potter, horror movies, irony, japan, kismet, kismetality, literature, lord of the rings, love and life, lucid dreaming, luck, making lists, mcmaster, mcmaster university, melissa sagemiller, mini-putt, movie themes, movies, music, musicals, my so-called life, natalie portman, open-mindedness, oxymorons, parker posey, patience, performing arts, play writing, plays, plot twists, porn, punk, punk covers, quentin tarantino, rachel mcadams, radio, reading, researching, retro 80's music, rock and roll, school, sex, short stories, simpsons, singing, special effects makeup]], [stage and screen, stage management, strange coincidences, superheroes, superman, survivor, talking, teaching, reality shows, telepathy]], [television shows, the art of backstage, theatre, therapy, train of thought writing, travel, turning points, twists and turns, university, vampires, video games, view askew, waiting, women, writing, world domination.

I am humourous, damn smart, and random

I have my Master's degree, and am running from it. I'm currently living in Japan doing the whole English teaching thing. I'm enjoying Japan, but I can't stand my company, and I'll be leaving it early in '07...but staying in Japan.

Persuading people, being creative, writing, acting, selling myself, telling stories, correcting spelling and grammar.

Height, blue eyes.

a)Brief Interviews with Hideous Men by David Foster Wallace and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers;

b) so many...uh, just a few would be Memento, Romeo + Juliet, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, True Romance, Quentin Tarantino movies in general, Run Lola Run, Princess Bride, Spaceballs, Monty Python, Little Shop of Horrors, the Evil Dead series, Basket Case, Dead Alive, Trainspotting, Dazed and Confused, Lolita, Swingers, the original three Star Wars, The Truman Show, Zero Effect, The Exorcist, Matrix, Brokedown Palace, Lost in Translation, Dark City, Sin City, Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, A Christmas Story, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Napoleon Dynamite, Full Metal Jacket, 28 Days Later, The Grudge, Punch Drunk Love, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Willow, The Professional, Claire Danes movies, 12 Monkeys, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Austin Powers, Gremlins, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Office Space, Heathers, all of the Friday the 13th movies, all of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all 5 Kevin Smith movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), Fubar]], [Igby Goes Down, Garden State, Scarface, The Crow, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Requiem For A Dream,Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Wayne's World, Wayne's World 2, American History X, Blow, From Dusk Til Dawn, Kung Pow, Se7en, Underworld, and many, many more...

c) also so many - Sloan, Jack Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice in Chains, the Ataris, Beastie Boys, Beck, Barenaked Ladies, Ben Folds Five, Blink 182, The Doors, Eric's Trip, Filter, Finger Eleven, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Guns 'n Roses, Def Leppard, bad 80s hair bands, 80s new wave, Gob, Flashing Lights, Led Zeppelin, The Used, Offspring, Lit, Linkin Park, Jane's Addiction, Killjoys, Matthew Good, Nirvana, Oasis, Moist, Our Lady Peace, Pluto, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rusty, Silverchair, Smashing Pumpkins, Smoother, Stone Temple Pilots, Sugar Ray, Superfriendz, Velvet Revolver, System of a Down, Tool, Tragically Hip, Treble Charger, Travis, Tristan Psionic, U2, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Coldplay, White Stripes, Velvet Underground, all sorts of punk, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Keane, Theory of a Deadman, Beatles, Goldfinger, Black Sabbath, MXPX, NOFX, Sum 41, most Canadian music, Dropkick Murphys, Metallica, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Poison, Sublime, Bon Jovi, Incubus, Soundgarden, Tom Petty, The Ramones, Neil Young, Police, The Who, KISS, Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Simon And Garfunkel, Jimi Hendrix, and many more...

d)Chicken. And chocolate.

Air, water, food, clothing, shelter, and my iPod.

What the hell I'm going to do with my life. And women.

Out with friends, probably making an ass out of myself.

I was the product of an affair that my mother had, and I found out at age 23 that my father wasn't really my father, and the guy who IS my father doesn't know I exist. That good enough?

you, too, are pissed off by people who don't respond when you message them. Because I actually will.