This is the part where I tell you how awesome I am.
I'm nerdy and/or geeky in the way it used to mean before it became "cool". I am awkward as fuck and I swear a lot. I've had people tell me that it is cute when I swear. I find this offensive, especially when I'm doing it out of irritation. I believe in making eye contact when talking to people and giving firm handshakes. I care about what other people think. I take into consideration how my actions may affect others. Too much sometimes. My least favourite questions to be asked are "How are you?" and "What are you thinking about?". Until science discovered "resting bitch face" I never understood why so many people told me to fucking smile. Don't tell me to smile. There is nothing wrong, my face is just stuck like this when neutral. I probably say "awesome" too much and I blame the Ninja Turtles for this. I'm loyal and caring and honest and probably weird. I have tattoos and all of them are nerdy. Dogs rule and cats are assholes. A couple of my friends told me that I have a cat-like personality. I knew what they meant, but I'm pretty sure it just means I'm an asshole too.
I don't want to have to fight for anything. I'll do it if its worth fighting for, I just mean it should be necessary. I don't want to have to play games. Drama should be left to TNT. I have on good authority that they "know" drama. I'm a sappy, cheesy son of a bitch. I cried during the last episode of Psych.
I'm here using this because given my awkwardness this is the best way I have of meeting someone special. And make no mistake, someone special is what I am looking for. Someone who will go walking in the rain with me, stay up late to drive into the country to watch the stars, rescue a couple of dogs from a shelter, cuddle up and watch movies both good and bad together, saddle up in the car and drive with no destination besides Adventure.
This was supposed to be a revision of the summary where I made it shorter. I don't think I did a very good job.