This is the part where I tell you how awesome I am.
I work at Walmart in the electronics department. I have a car named Owen Wilson. I am a nerd. I love dogs and like cats and have neither. I actually really want to rescue a dog from a shelter. I am highly sarcastic and it doesn't take long for me to start using it liberally. I believe that laughter is most important. I like books more than most people.
I have long hair and facial hair that I am generally too lazy to take care of. I am not an amateur photographer or a traveler of the world. I've never been much of a party person.
During the spring, summer, and fall I actually enjoy being outside, especially at night, in spite of my hermit-like tendencies. Want to go for a walk through the woods, on a nature trail, downtown? I'm in. Winter can suck it though. There was a time where I used to enjoy skiing, and I probably still would, but that cold cuts right through me. I prefer to hibernate.
To see if I am right for you, please consult your doctor.
What am I looking for? Hmm, someone with similar interests who meshes with my personality. Ideally, of course, I'd like for me to be able to handle your personality as well. Basically, I just don't want to drive each other crazy.