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rooftopfiddler

31 Columbus, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'll get rid of spiders for you. Probably.

This is the part where I tell you how awesome I am.

I'm awesome.

I work at Walmart in the electronics department. I have a car named Owen Wilson. I am a nerd. I love dogs and like cats and have neither. I actually really want to rescue a dog from a shelter. I am highly sarcastic and it doesn't take long for me to start using it liberally. I believe that laughter is most important. I like books more than most people.

I have long hair and facial hair that I am generally too lazy to take care of. I am not an amateur photographer or a traveler of the world. I've never been much of a party person.

During the spring, summer, and fall I actually enjoy being outside, especially at night, in spite of my hermit-like tendencies. Want to go for a walk through the woods, on a nature trail, downtown? I'm in. Winter can suck it though. There was a time where I used to enjoy skiing, and I probably still would, but that cold cuts right through me. I prefer to hibernate.

To see if I am right for you, please consult your doctor.

What am I looking for? Hmm, someone with similar interests who meshes with my personality. Ideally, of course, I'd like for me to be able to handle your personality as well. Basically, I just don't want to drive each other crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being myself. Every day.

Otherwise, I won't pretend I have anything figured out. That is for people in the movies.

This seems like a good place to put in what I'm currently reading.

Current book:

Proven Guilty by Jim Butcher. Gotta keep going with those Dresden Files books.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at movie trivia and I am a fairly fast reader. Also, due to my childlike imagination, I am really good at freaking myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, I have no idea. That isn't information most people share.

I make a very poor first impression. Start off quiet and move on to just being weirder and weirder as my filter breaks.

I've been told, at least once, that I could be a teacher because of the way kids respond to me. Most kids do seem to warm up to me pretty fast. My guess, they sense that I'm one of them, a kid on the inside.

If you notice anything different, you're going to have to tell me. Later on, underneath this tough guy exterior, you may learn that I am a teddy bear and enjoy warm hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors:

Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Glen Cook, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons. A Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky.

Movies:

(John Carpenter's) The Thing, Jacob's Ladder, Batman movies, Mars Attacks!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pineapple Express, Lord of the Rings, The Cabin in the Woods, An American Werewolf in London, The Call of Cthulhu, The City of Lost Children.

(seriously this could go on forever)

Shows:

Firefly, X-Files, True Detective, Berserk, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Justice League/Unlimited, Psych, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Video games:

Final Fantasy 9, Phantasy Star 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ristar, Doom 2, Super Smash Brothers, and many more.

Music:

Iced Earth, Devin Townsend, Amon Amarth, Pelican, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Journey, Boston, and many many more.

Food:

I go weak in the knees for sushi, pizza, brats with sauerkraut and mustard, and breakfast foods. You can keep your tomatoes and onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep
Hammock (seriously the hammock has ruined beds for me forever)
Music
Friends
Books
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many of the laughs that I get are from people humoring me, and how many are genuine?

Roller coasters.

How many 5 year olds could I fight before they eventually swarmed me and took me down?

Why do socks suck so bad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same as everyone else, I'm either in or I'm not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell you what, I'm going to make you work for this. You know, ask.
You should message me if
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You would like to talk and get to know someone different. While the propositions for sex are nice and flattering, that isn't what I'm here for.

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