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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:32am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'll get rid of spiders for you. Probably.

This is the part where I tell you how awesome I am.

I'm awesome.

I'm nerdy and/or geeky in the way it used to mean before it became "cool". I am awkward as fuck and I swear a lot. I've had people tell me that it is cute when I swear. I find this offensive, especially when I'm doing it out of irritation. I believe in making eye contact when talking to people and giving firm handshakes. I care about what other people think. I take into consideration how my actions may affect others. Too much sometimes. My least favourite questions to be asked are "How are you?" and "What are you thinking about?". Until science discovered "resting bitch face" I never understood why so many people told me to fucking smile. Don't tell me to smile. There is nothing wrong, my face is just stuck like this when neutral. I probably say "awesome" too much and I blame the Ninja Turtles for this. I'm loyal and caring and honest and probably weird. I have tattoos and all of them are nerdy. Dogs rule and cats are assholes. A couple of my friends told me that I have a cat-like personality. I knew what they meant, but I'm pretty sure it just means I'm an asshole too.

I don't want to have to fight for anything. I'll do it if its worth fighting for, I just mean it should be necessary. I don't want to have to play games. Drama should be left to TNT. I have on good authority that they "know" drama. I'm a sappy, cheesy son of a bitch. I cried during the last episode of Psych.

I'm here using this because given my awkwardness this is the best way I have of meeting someone special. And make no mistake, someone special is what I am looking for. Someone who will go walking in the rain with me, stay up late to drive into the country to watch the stars, rescue a couple of dogs from a shelter, cuddle up and watch movies both good and bad together, saddle up in the car and drive with no destination besides Adventure.

This was supposed to be a revision of the summary where I made it shorter. I don't think I did a very good job.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being myself. Every day.

Otherwise, I won't pretend I have anything figured out. That is for people in the movies.

This seems like a good place to put in what I'm currently reading.

Current book:

Boy's Life by Robert McCammon
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at movie trivia and I am a fairly fast reader. Also, due to my childlike imagination, I am really good at freaking myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, I have no idea. That isn't information most people share.

I make a very poor first impression. Start off quiet and move on to just being weirder and weirder as my filter breaks.

I've been told, at least once, that I could be a teacher because of the way kids respond to me. Most kids do seem to warm up to me pretty fast. My guess, they sense that I'm one of them, a kid on the inside.

If you notice anything different, you're going to have to tell me. Later on, underneath this tough guy exterior, you may learn that I am a teddy bear and enjoy warm hugs and cuddles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Glen Cook, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons. A Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky.


Everything. Seriously. Well, except those movies. I hope to never see them. Bad enough I had to see the other one. Everything else is fair game. Horror is my favourite though.


Firefly, X-Files, True Detective, Berserk, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Justice League/Unlimited, Psych, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Video games:

Final Fantasy 9, Phantasy Star 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ristar, Doom 2, Super Smash Brothers, and many more.


Iced Earth, Devin Townsend, Amon Amarth, Pelican, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Journey, Boston, Reverend Bizarre and many many more.


I go weak in the knees for sushi, pizza, brats with sauerkraut and mustard, and breakfast foods. You can keep your tomatoes and onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hammock (seriously the hammock has ruined beds for me forever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many of the laughs that I get are from people humoring me, and how many are genuine?

Tim Burton's Penguin (from Batman Returns) is forever making the live long and prosper sign. You know, from Star Trek.

How many 5 year olds could I fight before they eventually swarmed me and took me down?

Why do socks suck so bad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm kinda lazy on my own. I try too hard on here.
You should message me if
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You would like to talk and get to know someone different. I promise that I'm easy to talk to and to get along with. If we don't click, hey, no sweat, but I do think it is worth trying to find out.

If you want a starting point, share a weird dream you had recently. I always enjoy dream stories.
Who/what are some of your favourite villains?