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31 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'll get rid of spiders for you. Probably.

I like books more than I like most people. Movies, comics, video games, dogs, tattoos, music (every person on here says this), iced coffee, appreciative of art, friends, honesty, trivia, sarcastic assholery, and I laugh at everything.

Unless I'm pretending to be normal, I probably make myself sound weirder than I actually am. It weeds out the undesirables. I feel confident in it being okay to say that here because I doubt anything I say here is actually read. I'm just eye candy, a piece of meat, a strip of bacon, a breast of fresh ass. My eyes are up here.

I reply to just about anything. If you need a place to start, are you on Team Pancake or Team Waffle? What was the last book you read? Talk movies with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being myself. Every day.

Otherwise, I won't pretend I have anything figured out. That is for people in the movies.

This seems like a good place to put in what I'm currently reading.

Current book:

Necroscope by Brian Lumley. (gross it has vampires in it. The books promises that they are of the monstrous variety and not of the hated sparkling persuasion, so it may be okay.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at movie trivia and I am a fairly fast reader. Also, due to my childlike imagination, I am really good at freaking myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, I have no idea. That isn't information most people share.

I make a very poor first impression. Start off quiet and move on to just being weirder and weirder as my filter breaks.

I've been told, at least once, that I could be a teacher because of the way kids respond to me. Most kids do seem to warm up to me pretty fast. My guess, they sense that I'm one of them, a kid on the inside.

If you notice anything different, you're going to have to tell me. Later on, underneath this tough guy exterior, you may learn that I am a teddy bear and enjoy warm hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Glen Cook, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons. A Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky.


(John Carpenter's) The Thing, Jacob's Ladder, Batman movies, Mars Attacks!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pineapple Express, Lord of the Rings, The Cabin in the Woods, An American Werewolf in London, The Call of Cthulhu, The City of Lost Children.

(seriously this could go on forever)


Firefly, X-Files, True Detective, Berserk, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Justice League/Unlimited, Psych, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Video games:

Final Fantasy 9, Phantasy Star 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ristar, Doom 2, Super Smash Brothers, and many more.


Iced Earth, Amon Amarth, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Journey, Boston, and many many more.


I go weak in the knees for sushi, pizza, brats with sauerkraut and mustard, and breakfast foods. You can keep your tomatoes and onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hammock (seriously the hammock has ruined beds for me forever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many of the laughs that I get are from people humoring me, and how many are genuine?

Roller coasters.

How many 5 year olds could I fight before they eventually swarmed me and took me down?

Why do socks suck so bad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same as everyone else, I'm either in or I'm not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell you what, I'm going to make you work for this. You know, ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are an awesome person who wants to talk to another awesome person. I'm looking for friends just as much as anything else. Plus, I can fake being awesome if you can.