Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


30 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:36pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

Similar Users

My self-summary
I'm really dark and brooding too!

Ooo, a rainbow!

You are going to gather a lot of things about me by reading the rest of my profile. You will assume things based on my appearance. Some things will be right and others won't.

For things you might want to know; I have a full time job, I have a car, and do not live with my parents. I posses a wicked sense of humour and I am highly sarcastic. I am full of cheese, both because I love cheese and because I am cheesy.

I'm looking for a best friend and for someone to share adventures with. I'm looking for someone I can share my dreams with as well as my nightmares. Seriously, the one I had last night creeped me the hell out. I'm a teddy bear, just not as furry.

Any questions can be sent to me directly. I'm an open book and have nothing to hide. Except that one thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Being myself. Every day.

Otherwise, I won't pretend I have anything figured out. That is for people in the movies.

This seems like a good place to put in what I'm currently reading.

Current book:

Flashback by Dan Simmons.
(I've turned into a slow reader because I fall asleep reading now)

Honorable mention:

The Wolf's Hour by Robert R. McCammon (never got around to updating this while I was reading it)
I’m really good at
I'm really good at movie trivia and I am a fairly fast reader. Also, due to my childlike imagination, I am really good at freaking myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
Right now, probably that I look like a mountain man. Read that as having unkempt long hair and beard and not actually a big strong tough guy.

Outside of that, but probably along with it, I make a very poor first impression.

If you notice anything different, you're going to have to tell me. Later on, underneath this tough guy exterior, you may learn that I am a teddy bear and enjoy warm hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Glen Cook, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons. A Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. Planet Hulk (yes, seriously).


(John Carpenter's) The Thing, Jacob's Ladder, Batman movies, Mars Attacks!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pineapple Express, Lord of the Rings, The Cabin in the Woods, An American Werewolf in London, The Call of Cthulhu.

(seriously this could go on forever)


Firefly, X-Files, True Detective, Berserk, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Justice League/Unlimited, Psych, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Video games:

Final Fantasy 9, Phantasy Star 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ristar, Doom 2, Super Smash Brothers, and many more.


Iced Earth, Amon Amarth, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Journey, Boston, and many many more.


I go weak in the knees for sushi, pizza, brats with sauerkraut and mustard, and breakfast foods. You can keep your tomatoes and onions.
The six things I could never do without
Hammock (seriously the hammock has ruined beds for me forever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does it seem like people purposefully try to walk through the smallest space available when there is plenty of room to go around?

Why did that asshole cut me off on the road just to get to the stop light before me?

If I squint and concentrate hard enough, can I explode said asshole's car using the power of my mind?

How many 5 year olds could I fight before they eventually swarmed me and took me down?

Why do socks suck so bad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Same as everyone else, I'm either in or I'm not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is where things get fun.

You're going to learn these things about me eventually, so we may as well get a head start on 'em.

I have an anxiety issue involving going new places alone. I'm trying to get better about it but it has kept me from doing things before.

There are certain textures that I absolutely cannot stand. Upon touching them, I have a brief freak out period where I wave my hands around like a crazy person, followed by a spell of being unwilling to touch anything for fear of making it worse. I have friends that exploit this weakness on a regular basis.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are nerd friendly.

You want to talk movies.

You'd like to possibly get to know me.

I'm easy to get along with and I don't bite. Unless you want me to.