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30 M Columbus, OH

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I am me. I have a full time job, a car named Owen Wilson (it makes sense if you see it), and I have a place of my own (though I do share it with my little brother).

I like movies, books, video games, board games, and music. Do not take me to a bookstore as I will spend too much money. Don't let me pick a movie to watch because I will pick something terrible by your standards. I would listen to music all day if I was allowed. Soundtrack for life.

I will do whatever I can do get you to smile and laugh, up to and including making myself look like a complete asshole. If you are laughing, I'm doing something right. (you are not expected be laughing right now)

Finally, I do my best to be as honest as possible. I have a problem with dishonesty as it never does anyone any good in the long run. You can expect me to be honest with you the majority of the time. In the few circumstances where I am not, I'm exaggerating something in order to get a laugh or being sarcastic.

Oh yeah, I'm highly sarcastic and do not apologize for it.

Werewolves are my favorite monster. (no that was not relevant information)

"Home is watching the moon rise over the open, sleeping land and having someone you can call to the window, so you can look together."

A cookie for you if you can place the quote. If you require me to actually bake you the cookie... I am sorry for the both of us.
What I’m doing with my life
Being myself. Every day.

Otherwise, I won't pretend I have anything figured out. That is for people in the movies.

This seems like a good place to put in what I'm currently reading.

Current book:

The Imago Sequence by Laird Barron.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at movie trivia and I am a fairly fast reader. Also, due to my childlike imagination, I am really good at freaking myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
Right now, probably that I look like a mountain man. Read that as having unkempt long hair and beard.

Outside of that, but probably along with it, I make a very poor first impression.

If you notice anything different, you're going to have to tell me. Later on, underneath this tough guy exterior, you may learn that I am a teddy bear and enjoy warm hugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Glen Cook, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons. A Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. Planet Hulk (yes, seriously).


(John Carpenter's) The Thing, Jacob's Ladder, Batman movies, Mars Attacks!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pineapple Express, Lord of the Rings, The Cabin in the Woods, An American Werewolf in London, The Call of Cthulhu.

(seriously this could go on forever)


Firefly, X-Files, True Detective, Berserk, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Justice League/Unlimited, Psych, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Video games:

Final Fantasy 9, Phantasy Star 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ristar, Doom 2, Super Smash Brothers, and many more.


Iced Earth, Amon Amarth, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Journey, Boston, and many many more.


I go weak in the knees for sushi, pizza, brats with sauerkraut and mustard, and breakfast foods. You can keep your tomatoes and onions.
The six things I could never do without
Hammock (seriously the hammock has ruined beds for me forever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does it seem like people purposefully try to walk through the smallest space available when there is plenty of room to go around?

Why did that asshole cut me off on the road just to get to the stop light before me?

If I squint and concentrate hard enough, can I explode said asshole's car using the power of my mind?

Why do Europeans create the best metal?

How many 5 year olds could I fight before they eventually swarmed me and took me down?

Why do socks suck so bad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Same as everyone else. I'm either in or I'm not. Life is a garden. Can you dig it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is where things get fun.

You're going to learn these things about me eventually, so we may as well get a head start on 'em.

I have an anxiety issue involving going new places alone. I'm trying to get better about it but it has kept me from doing things before.

There are certain textures that I absolutely cannot stand. Upon touching them, I have a brief freak out period where I wave my hands around like a crazy person, followed by a spell of being unwilling to touch anything for fear of making it worse. I have friends that exploit this weakness on a regular basis.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are nerd friendly.

You want to talk movies.

You'd like to possibly get to know me.

I'm easy to get along with and I don't bite. Unless you want me to.