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31 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:13pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'll get rid of spiders for you. Probably.

This is the part where I tell you how awesome I am.

I'm awesome.

I'm looking for something awesome. I won't settle for something middling. If I'm not getting a best friend out of the deal, then I'm not super interested. I was brought up by parents who are best friends and I want the same thing they have. I'm looking for the real deal here, and if you are only here to play games, you can move right along. Granted, it isn't as if I'm having to turn anyone away here, I mostly mean it as a way of deterring the immature. I'm immature enough on my own, I don't need anyone adding harmful and stressful levels of drama and game playing on top of it.

The whole time I was typing that, I was thinking, "I don't want no scrub/ A scrub is a *person* that can't get no love from me". Strange considering I was listening to the metal bands Vader and Lamb of God at the same time. Alas, this is the way my brain works, I pump metal loudly into my head and it outputs TLC. I dunno. Don't expect me to be a wealth of TLC lyrics, I'm not really sure where those even came from.


I'm Ian. I feel like I started off strong but then I saw something shiny and all hell broke loose. That train has sailed.

About me? I am not a liar. I will not say something just to spare your feelings. At best, I probably will say nothing. You can safely assume if I said something, I meant it. I refuse to pretend to be something I am not. I enjoy the art of laughter and sarcasm. I am loyal, caring, nerdy, and open minded. I'll give people the benefit of a doubt and a second chance. I am very patient, except when I am not. I consider myself an all around nice guy, but I don't take much shit from people. Respect is a two way street. I am not a fan of crowds, and prefer smaller gatherings of friends. I like to be alone, but generally wish I had someone to talk to as soon as I am. I'm awkward around new people. The fastest way to win me over is with food and books.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being myself. Every day.

Otherwise, I won't pretend I have anything figured out. That is for people in the movies.

This seems like a good place to put in what I'm currently reading.

Current book:

Kind of sorta reading Shadowland by Peter Straub. I enjoy horror novels, you wanna fight about it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at movie trivia and I am a fairly fast reader. Also, due to my childlike imagination, I am really good at freaking myself out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Physically, I have no idea. That isn't information most people share.

I make a very poor first impression. Start off quiet and move on to just being weirder and weirder as my filter breaks.

I've been told, at least once, that I could be a teacher because of the way kids respond to me. Most kids do seem to warm up to me pretty fast. My guess, they sense that I'm one of them, a kid on the inside.

If you notice anything different, you're going to have to tell me. Later on, underneath this tough guy exterior, you may learn that I am a teddy bear and enjoy warm hugs and cuddles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Terry Brooks, Stephen King, Glen Cook, H.P. Lovecraft, Dan Simmons. A Roadside Picnic by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky.


(John Carpenter's) The Thing, Jacob's Ladder, Batman movies, Mars Attacks!, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pineapple Express, Lord of the Rings, The Cabin in the Woods, An American Werewolf in London, The Call of Cthulhu, The City of Lost Children.

(seriously this could go on forever)


Firefly, X-Files, True Detective, Berserk, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Justice League/Unlimited, Psych, Todd and the Book of Pure Evil.

Video games:

Final Fantasy 9, Phantasy Star 4, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Ristar, Doom 2, Super Smash Brothers, and many more.


Iced Earth, Devin Townsend, Amon Amarth, Pelican, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Hans Zimmer, Nine Inch Nails, Queen, Manowar, Johnny Cash, Journey, Boston, and many many more.


I go weak in the knees for sushi, pizza, brats with sauerkraut and mustard, and breakfast foods. You can keep your tomatoes and onions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hammock (seriously the hammock has ruined beds for me forever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many of the laughs that I get are from people humoring me, and how many are genuine?

Tim Burton's Penguin (from Batman Returns) is forever making the live long and prosper sign. You know, from Star Trek.

How many 5 year olds could I fight before they eventually swarmed me and took me down?

Why do socks suck so bad?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same as everyone else, I'm either in or I'm not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell you what, I'm going to make you work for this. You know, ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like to talk and get to know someone different. I promise that I'm easy to talk to and to get along with. If we don't click, hey, no sweat, but I do think it is worth trying to find out.

If you want a starting point, share a weird dream you had recently. I always enjoy dream stories. Who/what are some of your favourite villains?