I'm not down to earth at all. if you don't reply to my text i will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o'clock in the morning crying and trying to break in. i hate drinking tea and doing craft. i hate bicycles, the beach, sunshine and parks. and cider, i hate cider.
I'm an ENFP, which means I'm an extrovert, very sociable, passionate about things and quite disorganised.
I'm just trying to find someone to give me driving lessons.
i do not identify as a "nerd". lol sorry
i'm a "social media strategist" for my day job... yes that is a real job and i will not hear otherwise. comedy.... previously radio and writing stuff, working in the "digital industry", blah blah blah i do freelance writing and stuff on radio sometimes.
I spend a few nights a week performing stand-up comedy.
I'm also a terrible DJ.
I LOVE TWITTER.
I don't know, look at my Last FM thing
* if you own a Kings of Leon album released after 2004 or like the Red Hot Chili Peppers then we can't be friends.
BOOKS - I'm in a book club but i will probably be kicked out soon as I never go. UPDATE: they took me off the book club email list.
FOOD - all of it. i put sriracha hot sauce on everything.
MOVIES - whatever arty farty thing is on at the nova i suppose.
I'm currently obsessed with Orphan Black, plus I love Girls (edit: i wrote this a while ago and am now totally over this show), Inside Amy Schumer, broad city and Orange is the New Black... HBO things, funny things and some trashy reality shows. like, i really love The Bachelor. and endless clips of Simon Amstell on 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' on Youtube.
I have never watched a full episode of Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad. I am willing to budge on this if i found someone cool to watch it with.
and why every guy these days has a huge beard.
um. i should probably mention I have a podcast about internet dating called 'Swipe Night' lol.
- you like dank memes
- you like comedy and have a silly sense of humour
- you're not going to get all weird on me (don't make a joke about this. just don't ok)
- no man-babies