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30 Carmichael, CA Man


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  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
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5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Not at all
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I used to be a dopeboy. Now i'm just a dope boy. And last week I moved to California from Texas. Where, so far, I've spent my time darkening yogurt store doorways and not hating the weather. I explain things with Harry Potter, rap music and The Wire. And if you've got more to get off of your chest than a wet t-shirt, I might talk to you.

So be compelling.

...and don't be gross looking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grabbing it by the balls.

Also: waiting for the other shoe to drop.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saving money by flying private.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my mediocre goodlooks or that I'm annoyingly good at everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Every assistant I ever had got sawed in half.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All manner of things. But mostly how to duck out of this broken country.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Found amongst the huddled masses; rubbing elbows & knifing through traffic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm beginning to think I should have done drugs. I don't mean "more drugs", I mean "drugs". As in: at all.

Sometimes I feel like I really missed that boat.

Also: privacy is dead.

Also also: I'm much fatter than I appear in my photographs.
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