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32 F Melbourne, Australia

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Last Online
Yesterday – 3:18pm
Body Type
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have a stupid username because sometimes, well, I just don't make very good decisions.

Other times my decsion making faculties are spot on... But in a subtle way I can't think of an example of right now, it's more of a general vibe.

I'm pretty happy really, I like things, I do things, have a pretty satisfied mind and display only medium to high neurotic tendencies. I swear. I am restless though, won't lie, always planing a trip or study or something, I get bored quickly. I like lots of alone time, but preferably in good company.

My neurotic tendencies and indecisiveness are of a highly endearing sort.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a real, actual grown up job and wondering how I can legitimately throw it all in and whether I actually want to.

Trying not to think or plan too far ahead because when all's said and done, it hurts my brain.
I’m really good at
op-shopping, enjoying sunshine, shirking duties, belligerently arguing my ill-informed lefty political beliefs, not finishing crosswords, consuming large quantities of alcohol, giving my opinion, going to parties, outstaying my welcome at parties, using too many ellipses, feeling chilly, rugging up, being awkward, laughing too loud, texting in complete sentences using correct spelling and grammar, procrastinating, overthinking accommodation options.

That, by the way, is a totally definitive list. I'm totally crap at everything else.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
OK, so while music is tremendously important, it's not essential to me that friends, lovers and loved ones share my music tastes. Ditto literature and films. So rather than an exhaustive list, I'll generalise:

I like gloomy man-prose, 19th century social satire, fantasy, films with bite, whimsy or cool effects, gloomy-man music and assorted mournful and chipper alt-country lasses, gypsy-celtic-pirate-punk fusion shamozzles. HBO and Joss Whedon in general. Documentaries.

Sometimes live music is like a religious ecstasy of the bacchanalian variety, and the high priests are the Dirty Three, Leonard, Nick and of course, Broooooce ;)

I like to drink. I like food but am not a foodie. I lived with foodies, it seems exhausting, I just bring the wine. I don't like to eat anything with a face. Or jellyfish. Or slugs. Do carnivores eat slugs? Probably. Would you eat a slug?

Do slugs actually have faces?

Is my system of classification erroneous?
The six things I could never do without
1. Indecision.
2. Procrastination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The same stuff that every vaguely neurotic person thinks about I suppose... sex, death, the "point", what other people think about me...
Also, why I'm thinking about work in my personal time, what I want to be doing next year, what country I'd live in I if didn't love Australia so damn fricken much, the position of women in the world we live in, fairness, fashion and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridays are hand-crafted by indigenous Peruvian artisans. No two are alike.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You ... want to?
You have a nice beard.
You don't find dead baby jokes amusing.
You do find this amusing
You like to read. Books.
You don't want me to sit here, neurotically wondering why you didn't.
You are a seamless fusion of Dan Connor, Jean Luc Picard, Nick Cave or at least acknowledge how awesome that would be.

Ok in all seriousness though (don't worry, this doesn't happen often), I have actually met some fantastic people on these sites and made some great friends, but not necessarily *sexy time* friends.
So I have decided for sanity and happiness to focus just on this; meeting new people, just because, you know, we have a short time here in earth and people are interesting. You can't have enough friends, right?
So if I message you, and you're like, 'uh, I'm not attracted to her'... don't freak out! I just think you're cool in some way, and we can still get to know each other, swap memes, bitch about the government, catch a band, whatever. Ok then, proceed!