You ... want to?
You have a nice beard.
You don't find dead baby jokes amusing.
You do find this amusing
You like to read. Books.
You don't want me to sit here, neurotically wondering why you
You are a seamless fusion of Dan Connor, Jean Luc Picard, Nick Cave
or at least acknowledge how awesome that would be.
Ok in all seriousness though (don't worry, this doesn't happen
often), I have actually met some fantastic people on these sites
and made some great friends, but not necessarily *sexy time*
So I have decided for sanity and happiness to focus just on this;
meeting new people, just because, you know, we have a short time
here in earth and people are interesting. You can't have enough
So if I message you, and you're like, 'uh, I'm not attracted to
her'... don't freak out! I just think you're cool in some way, and
we can still get to know each other, swap memes, bitch about the
government, catch a band, whatever. Ok then, proceed!