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33 Melbourne, Australia Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 27
Body Type
Mostly vegan
When drinking
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a stupid username because sometimes, well, I just don't make very good decisions.

Other times my decsion making faculties are spot on... But in a subtle way. I can't think of an example of right now, it's more of a general vibe.

I'm pretty happy really, I like things, I do things, have a pretty satisfied mind and display only medium to high neurotic tendencies. I swear. I am restless though, won't lie, always planing a trip or study or something, I get bored quickly. I like lots of alone time, but preferably in good company.

My neurotic tendencies and indecisiveness are highly endearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a real, actual grown up job and wondering how I can legitimately throw it all in and whether I actually want to.

Trying not to think or plan too far ahead because when all's said and done, it hurts my brain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
op-shopping, enjoying sunshine, shirking duties, belligerently arguing my ill-informed lefty political beliefs, not finishing crosswords, consuming large quantities of alcohol, giving my opinion, going to parties, outstaying my welcome at parties, using too many ellipses, feeling chilly, rugging up, being awkward, laughing too loud, texting in complete sentences using correct spelling and grammar, procrastinating and overthinking accommodation options.

This is a definitive list. I'm totally crap at everything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They are too blinded by the sheer force of my intellect and beauty to 'notice'. They are reduced to a state of pure being.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OK, so while music is tremendously important, it's not essential to me that friends, lovers and loved ones share my music tastes. Ditto literature and films. So rather than an exhaustive list, I'll generalise:

I like gloomy man-prose, 19th century social satire, fantasy, films with bite, whimsy or cool effects, gloomy-man music and assorted mournful and chipper alt-country lasses, gypsy-celtic-pirate-punk fusion shamozzles. HBO and Joss Whedon in general. Documentaries.

I like to drink. I like food but am not a foodie. I lived with foodies, it seems exhausting, I just bring the wine. I don't like to eat anything with a face. Or jellyfish. Or slugs. Do carnivores eat slugs? Probably. Would you eat a slug?

Do slugs actually have faces?

Is my system of classification erroneous?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is lame.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The same stuff that every vaguely neurotic person thinks about I suppose... sex, death, the "point", what other people think about me...
Also, why I'm thinking about work in my personal time, what I want to be doing next year, what country I'd live in I if didn't love Australia so damn fricken much, the position of women in the world we live in, fairness, fashion and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are hand-crafted by indigenous Peruvian artisans. No two are alike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You ... want to?
You don't find dead baby jokes amusing.
You do find this amusing
You like to read.
Your upper age limit isn't someone younger than you. That really gives me the willies.
You don't want me to sit here, neurotically wondering why you didn't.
You are a seamless fusion of The dad from Roseanne, Jean Luc Picard and Nick Cave or at least acknowledge how awesome that would be.

PS, all you young whippersnappers, please note the age preferences. Serious, alright, I really mean it!