Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a stupid username because sometimes, well, I just don't make
very good decisions.
Other times my decsion making faculties are spot on... But in a
subtle way. I can't think of an example of right now, it's more of
a general vibe.
I'm pretty happy really, I like things, I do things, have a pretty
satisfied mind and display only medium to high neurotic tendencies.
I swear. I am restless though, won't lie, always planing a trip or
study or something, I get bored quickly. I like lots of alone time,
but preferably in good company.
My neurotic tendencies and indecisiveness are highly endearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a real, actual grown up job and wondering how I can
legitimately throw it all in and whether I actually want to.
Trying not to think or plan too far ahead because when all's said
and done, it hurts my brain.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
op-shopping, enjoying sunshine, shirking duties, belligerently
arguing my ill-informed lefty political beliefs, not finishing
crosswords, consuming large quantities of alcohol, giving my
opinion, going to parties, outstaying my welcome at parties, using
too many ellipses, feeling chilly, rugging up, being awkward,
laughing too loud, texting in complete sentences using correct
spelling and grammar, procrastinating and overthinking
This is a definitive list. I'm totally crap at everything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They are too blinded by the sheer force of my intellect and beauty
to 'notice'. They are reduced to a state of pure being.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OK, so while music is tremendously important, it's not essential to
me that friends, lovers and loved ones share my music tastes. Ditto
literature and films. So rather than an exhaustive list, I'll
I like gloomy man-prose, 19th century social satire, fantasy, films
with bite, whimsy or cool effects, gloomy-man music and assorted
mournful and chipper alt-country lasses, gypsy-celtic-pirate-punk
fusion shamozzles. HBO and Joss Whedon in general.
I like to drink. I like food but am not a foodie. I lived with
foodies, it seems exhausting, I just bring the wine. I don't like
to eat anything with a face. Or jellyfish. Or slugs. Do carnivores
eat slugs? Probably. Would you eat a slug?
Do slugs actually have faces?
Is my system of classification erroneous?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The same stuff that every vaguely neurotic person thinks about I
suppose... sex, death, the "point", what other people think about
Also, why I'm thinking about work in my personal time, what I want
to be doing next year, what country I'd live in I if didn't love
Australia so damn fricken much, the position of women in the world
we live in, fairness, fashion and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are hand-crafted by indigenous Peruvian artisans. No two
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You ... want to?
You don't find dead baby jokes amusing.
You do find this amusing
You like to read.
Your upper age limit isn't someone younger than you. That really
gives me the willies.
You don't want me to sit here, neurotically wondering why you
You are a seamless fusion of The dad from Roseanne, Jean Luc Picard
and Nick Cave or at least acknowledge how awesome that would
PS, all you young whippersnappers, please note the age preferences.
Serious, alright, I really mean it!
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