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25 Beaver Dam, WI Man


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  • Ages 18–100
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My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:46am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i feel like i have to put it here because i've had some recent problems with it, but if you are in anyway homophobic, against gay marriage, or against gay couples having children then you can go fuck yourself. i will not tolerate any of these, as my Sister and her Girlfriend do have a child together and are engaged to be married, and plan on having another child. so if any of these things bother you i don't want to talk to you end of story

I'm a punk rockin, chain smoking, booze swilling son of a bitch. please don't take anything i say seriously... unless i'm serious. Life is short so i plan to have as much fun as possible, and that means everything is a joke, i will laugh at anything, and i'll pretty much try anything at least once maybe twice.

i'm really an easy person to get along with, or so i've heard... i don't really hate... well most people, and i am extremely non-judgemental, i will most likely try get to know you before i decide to not like you for whatever reason but to help you understand, things that i do not tolerate are as follows

Militant Religousness
Government Sponsored Genocide
Lack of humor

I'm a very openminded outgoing, and friendly person, and don't be alarmed if our first meeting involves me hugging you intensely, while simultaneously yelling at the creepy old guy in the corner about what he's staring at... i love making people feel uncomfortable when you catch them glaring at you in public, everywhere i go i am a scene apparently

hope i didn't scare you too much :) i promise i'm not as crazy as i sound
What I’m doing with my life
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nothing. i live my life doing things i want to do when i can do them, i don't give a fuck about money, and i really dont care about celebrities, i truly believe in the inteligent sensible "conspiracy theories", i think it's extremely ignorant to honestly believe in god, creationism, an afterlife, that one's possesions/social standing makes them inherintly better than one other, that you are rich because your parents have money, that war solves anything, that we are the only inteligent life in the universe, and that our government isn't lying to us.

i do whatever i want, when i feel like doing it, i don't ask for permission to live my life, i don't answer to anyone, and i don't judge myself or others by what society says i should. someday i'd like either build race cars, sing in a touring gigging band, or own a music/skate/anarchist book store. any of the three or all of them would make me perfectly happy, and that's all that matters
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pissing people off
Writing songs the do said above
cheering people up
hugs and snuggles
fixing cars
learning how to do things that take physical work
not giving a fuck
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i talk... a lot
i flirt a lot.
i swear a lot, in public, in front of children and don't care
i limp on my right leg

anything else i don't know you'd have to ask them yourself
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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heres an easier way to answer the music question

um... books... i honestly don't know... i don't read much, i'd like to... but usually dont have time for any sort of fun/fictional novels... i really mostly read philosophy, biographys, history books and other educational type things, how to books, intruction manuals, not kidding, i'm constantly packing my brain full of more and more things i know how to or have done

movies- i love b&w horror films, thrillers and chillers, comedy, and action, musicals, and other fucked up shit, b grade movies, indie films oh yea. some favorites
Rocky Horror Picture show, SLC punk, without a paddle, Bio-Dome, Sweeny todd, Pirates of the car.. all 3, Boondock saints, donnie darko, monty python, clerks 2, nightmare on elm st, night of the living dead, big money hustlas, detroit rock city, the bone collector, die hard series, soylent green, the time machine, godzilla, beetlejuice, cars, planet 51, everything is illuminated, mockumenteries

music is my life... if i were to list evey band i listen too we would be here for days so ill list one of 2 favorites for each letter... if i can..

A. Adam & the ants, Adicts, alice in chains, Anthrax, Amon Amarth, Aus Rotten
B. Bad Brains, Balzac, Black Flag, Blitzkid, Borgore, Bring me the horizon, Blink 182
C. Career Soldiers, Caspa, Casualties, Cat Power, Circle Jerks, Cramps, Corporate Avenger, Crass
D. D.R.I., Damien Rice, Dead Kennedys, Datsik, Dystopia
E. Elvis, Eminem, Exploited
F. Fear, Flogging Molly
G. GG Allin, GBH, Gallows, Gen X, Germs, Ghoul, Gorrila Biscuts
H. Harvey Danger, Horrorpops
I. Iggy Pop, Iron Maiden, I Wrestled a Bear Once
J. Jimmi Jendrix, Johnny Cash
K. Koffin Kats, Kottonmouth kings, Kromestar
L. Lars Fredrikson & the Bastards, Leathermouth, Leftover Crack, Lower Class Brats, Lady Gaga
M. Misfits, Mad Sin, Marilyn Manson, Mc Chris, Mc Frontalot, MSI, Minor Threat
N. Nas, Nashville pussy, Nekromantix, Nirvana, New york Rel-x
O. Offspring, Outkast
P. Pantera, Paramore, Peter & the Test tube babies, the Planet Smashers
Q. Queens of the Stone Age
R. Ramones, Reagan Youth, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, RHCP, Resurex
S. Sex Pistols, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Streetlight Manifesto, Suicide Machines, Subhumans, Sublime, System Of a Down
T. Tiger Army, Toxic Narcotic, Tool, Type O Negative, Tsunami Bomb
U. U.S. bombs, Useless id, unseen
V. Vandals, Velvet Underground, the Vibrators, Violent Femmes, Virus
W. White Stripes, Wasted Youth
X. X-ray Spex
Y. Youth Brigade
Z. ZZ top

music i absolutly hate, THE SMITHS, morrisey is a self-centered douchebag, most country, Greenday, My Chemical Romance, Fall out boy, Britney Spears, Kanye West, Hannah Montana, Justin Beiber, Guns And Roses, Def Lepord, Any Metalica Recorded After The 80's, Disco, House Music, Behemoth, Five Finger Death Punch, Finger Eleven, Christcore, Any sort of Jesus Music, Christian Rock, CREED!, Screamo, Chris Cornell... ( this includes Audioslave, and Soundgarden), and pretty much anything they play on jjo or anything on any radio station that's played 25 times a day everyday

food- i love Chinese, and japanese, Expecially Sushi, mexican greek, i'll pretty much eat anything other than flavorless american food, i.e. mcdonalds, hardees, wendys, burger king, dont like cheesburgers, barbaque sauce, raisins, italian dressing, any melon besides watermelon, banana flavored things, apple pies, regular chocolate chip cookies, or diet soda
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a pack of marb reds
a not so witty comeback
ablity to speak my mind
Breaking rules
Your mom
and Free shit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the fucked up world we live in

music. and politics, hate, love, war, sex, myself, you... i'm legitly ADHD/Manic depressive, my brain is constantly working if i'm not sleeping or unconcious i'm thinking about something, usally whatever happens to be in front of me, and what about it pisses me off... i'm a very angry person... but in a this shit's fucked up and i need to do something about it way, not beat my wife sort of angry... cuz that shits fucked up
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking and having a good ole time, or being a slut
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a penis... O.o who would've thought? if you'd really like to know ask... i'll probaly tell you

um.. idk really whatelse to say here... if you really want to know just ask i'm not shy i will answer any question truthfully... ANY question doesn't bother me, in closing, and to prove my point... i think... kind of, heres a list of a few random facts about me

I can, and will Kiss you with my eyes open
I can unbutton/clasp and Remove both Pants and Bras using only my teeth
My left thumb is double jointed
I once dated A woman that was literally old enough to be my mother
i once walked 20 miles in January in a tee-shirt
I have Hitch-hiked
When i sneeze i literally do say AH-CHOO-EY
I can Spot a Cop car At any time of day from at least a mile away
My right eye is lazy but not like the weird like droopy eye kind of lazy just like it doesn't focus on writing when used alone
I have a tattoo of two Jellybeans On my right knee to match a very good childhood friends In the same place
I have madeout with random people at concerts
I had Sex in the womens bathroom of the Chicago Art Museum Once
i have seen pretty much every one of my close female friends naked at least once, not particularly in a sexual manner...
Me and My Mother are closer in age than me and my youngest brother are (16years as opposed to 18)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are self confident, smart, funny, fun, and don't give a fuck
what others think about how you look/act, be yourself, don't listen
to society

also perferably not bat shit-crazy, a cam whore, pic collector, or
70 year old man posing as a 19 girl, or any other of the crazies
that troll the interwebs, pretending to be something or someone
they're not

i enjoy intelligent conversation and witty, thoughtful remarks and
dirty sarcastic, dry humor, so if you plan on simply sending me a
message to the extent of you're cute/sexy/hot/etc... don't
bother... unless its followed by at least 3-4 more sentences of
something a little more brain racking than 3rd grade math

but after all that if you want to works too :) lol i'm not really
as much of an asshole as i'm sure this profile makes me seem, i can
be quite interesting and fun i promise :)

and i do enjoy compliments just like any other human

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