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28 Atlanta, GA Man


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  • Ages 21–32
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My Details

Last Online
May 7, 2013
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I believe that normal is boring.

I love humanity. And life, in general. I marvel at it every day. The fact that reality prefers to exist boggles my mind. I love knowledge and the pursuit of discovery. I am enamored with perception. I desire to learn the chemistry and physics and physiology to use them to explain the world around me.

I intentionally mispronounce words because it amuses me. Analyze, rodeo, fragile, road, etc. Not in everyday conversation, but I find the idea of transmitting sounds to convey an idea fascinating. I love language, semantics, and communication (notice the oxford comma). I waste hours reading about useless information. I am a definitely a wikipedian and believe in the project whole-heatedly, but I also realize its shortcomings. I believe knowledge should be free for everyone. I am a mild technophile. I've built my last several computers. I read too many news aggregators, journals, and web comics.

I love art and like to pretend I'm not completely left-brained by making terrible art. Music and video games have helped sculpt my life (yes, and I make the case that games are art, and some are utterly magnificent. Some tell a story and communicate complex meaning, and others are just a pleasurable time suck.) I collect striking images or photographs. Also wine corks. I plan on making a gigantic wreathe out of them, as well as a bar table top. I love working with my hands and working hard.

I am a devout hedonist, but my primary concern is to lessen evil in the world and make mankind a little bit better off than I found it. I want the people around me to get the most possible enjoyment they can from life, and I will do what I can to see it happen. I am generally very calm and collected but have no problem being whimsical or spontaneous. I am overly analytic and sometimes have a hard time communicating with people that I don't know very well. Not to say that I do not interact, I see tens of thousands of faces over the course of any given year. I remember a lot of random details about many of them and love interacting. I would to take on sociology as a hobby.

I can't make the sun shine, but I will be damn sure I have a blanket and a picnic basket and a soccer ball and a microscope and binoculars and a dichotomous key and firewood and marshmallows and a hatchet and wine and warm socks.
What I’m doing with my life
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Reading lots. "Researching" alcohol as part of my job. Enjoying the most of every moment that I can. Exploring the details of the places around me and trying to conjure up an idea of where I would like to spend most of my days. Finding interesting places to see in the states. Somehow finding the time to take classes with an absurd work schedule. Being crafty, or at least trying to be. Always learning more about the natural world. Hopefully learning how to interact like a normal person.
I’m really good at
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Teaching. Wasting the only day off. Recalling an array of information about a broad swathe of subjects I am interested in. Provoking people into a debate and playing devil's advocate. Watching and listening. Cooking well and well drinking. Pairing wines or beer with food. Acting intelligent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I am reserved when it comes to first impressions. I am shy and meek if I don't know you and I have no reason to be there. However, I have no problem being boisterous and extroverted in the correct setting. Show me a common interest and I won't shut up if you let me. I love talking, I just need to be comfortable.

My friends and coworkers call me a walking encyclopedia, although I wouldn't give myself that much credit. Some would call me ADD because my mind is always flittering about and asking new questions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Lee Child, Michael Connelly, James Patterson, Ken Follett, Ken Kesey, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Tolkien, Douglas Adams, Randall Monroe, Ernest Hemingway, Ayn Rand, Hunter S. Thompson, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Bret Harte, HD Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Walt Whitman, Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Paine, Noam Chomsky, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Hippocrates, Archimedes, Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, Carl Sagan, Albert Einstein, Lawrence Lessig.

Movies: Waking Life, Inception, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, The Matrix, Fight Club, Train Spotting, Requiem for a Dream, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Iron Man, Catch Me If You Can, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, old Clint Eastwood westerns, Full Metal Jacket, Die Hard, Chasing Amy, Memento, What Dreams May Come, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bond movies.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Futurama, Archer, Samurai Champloo, Law and Order, Cowboy Bebop, Dr. Who, Dirty Jobs, Good Eats, Sherlock.

Music: Aesop Rock, Pink Floyd, The Beautiful Girls, System of a Down, The Postal Service, Eminem (I'm from Detroit, it is obligatory), Bob Marley, Yes, KRS-One, Kate Nash, A Tribe Called Quest, Cage the Elephant, Tool, Iron and Wine, Streetlight Manifesto, The Beatles, Waldeck, Jimi Hendrix, Eyedea and Abilities, Paul Simon, The Shins, Atmosphere, Jack Johnson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors, Nobuo Uematsu, Mike Doughty, MC Lars, Sublime, Led Zepplin, Saul Williams, RX Bandits, The Violent Femmes, Muse, Fleet Foxes, Yonder Mountain String Band, Queen, The Moody Blues, The Offspring, Barenaked Ladies, Blackalicious, Johnny Cash, The Rolling Stones, Operation Ivy, Common Rider, NOFX, Ben Folds, Chris Murray, and a countless amount left unnamed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computers, making people smile, sensory input, water (rain, snow, lakes, hydration), food, and arguing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get the greatest benefit with the least amount of effort. (Does that sound lazy?) To be as efficient as possible; in procuring resources, in interacting with society, in learning, and in life in general. Unconsciousness. Bliss, Nirvana, euphoria. Eliminating humanity's parasitic qualities. Enjoying breathing. Massage. Video games. Naps. Flight. A human lifetime. Clouds. Homeostasis. Slacking off. Food. Technology. Pride. Destroying the esoteric curtain in front of the public's eyes. Medicine. Pharmaceuticals. Ancient civilizations. Mechanics. Power. Truth. Mathematics, physics, electricity, astronomy, chemistry, biology, botany, psychology, neurochemistry, geography, semantics, meteorology. Memory. Coffee. Sleeping in. Communication. Chaos. Love. Hope. Independence. Water. Energy. Limits. Demographics. Laughing. A warm bed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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you can help me learn other languages or practice Japanese or any other language. If you think building a pillow fort is a good idea. If you like exploring human physiology, empirically. If you like defending your ideas and are open-minded. If you like good coffee and can suggest a place that has it or are willing to find one. If you are excited about science and technology and would like to talk about it. If you have a passion and think it is similar to mine. If you realize how insignificant we all are and would like to do something to change that.

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