But I only appreciate the irony in an ironic way. As in, hey this commercial for Twentysomething Cola looks just like a commercial from the 80's...but its not! That totally makes me nostalgic for 2008 when we were nostalgic for the 80's. Remember the irony? Me too! But if you genuinely like the irony then by george, you're just lame and not getting it. ^^

A time for loving, committed, long-term couples to celebrate their love for each other...

And screw you everyone else!

I propose St. Clooney's Day, honor of America's greatest bachelor. A day where singles can celebrate their freedom and refusal to compromise by binge drinking with strangers and waking up in your own bed REGARDLESS of the outcome of the night. Yes I realise we still have Halloween, Labor Day, and spring break but dammit we need this. Rawr who's with me?

Being on this site is like playing a giant game of Marco Polo. You pretty much just shout in the darkness until someone finds you, and you have to run away on a regular basis. Except occasionally it ends with sex. The marco polo, not this site.

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.
I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.
But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line,
it's alright, you are forgiven.