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21 M Boca Raton, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:33pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
When drinking
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently)

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My self-summary
my planet got taken over by baobab trees
dont ask me about it im still pretty broken up over the whole thing
What I’m doing with my life
something spontaneous i'm sure you can really appreciate
maybe it's quirky and alternative enough for you to find endearing

my career is basically a version of kafka's the trial prepared exclusively for the petit bourgeoisie
you can take this as meaning i lead a fulfilling and purposeful professional life
I’m really good at
writing a better profile than this (i still have it, don't worry---i love me just as much as you do)
The first things people usually notice about me
my arbitrary pairing to groups of free association as a lifestyle statement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
nietzsche, deleuze, nick land & friends
joyce? sartre? debord? carlyle? i don't know, what do you want to talk about

africa addio & lawrence of arabia
ill put "bad sci fi movies" here to make you feel like you can relate to me
is it working? i doubt it

idk what's a show
probably something racist (capital letters RACIST for emphasis) though tbh

youth-oriented pre-designated top 40 hits & confusion 12"
lame 90s electronica and new wave synth sex
oh and easy listening
yes i am your father in an argyle sweater vest driving to the supermarket sometimes
sorry for piercing that imaginary veil of mystique
i promise ill get better

soylent green??? but mostly cow

add me on steam except my profile name isn't here whoops
where did it go
oh well
luckily i had no fault renter's insurance from State Farm®
The six things I could never do without
in-jokes acting as esoteric ritual to make it seem like i'm part of some exclusionary group you -know- you want in on
what else goes here
f grade biology jokes and "my cat"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when did everyone half-way intelligent turn into a half-baked zizek clone

where are all the rad FN apologists at
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
really probably wouldn't have any sort of meaning to you
not that it's particularly profound or anything
but you aren't invested in the story
you could've at least paid the extra five dollars for the hard cover
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
graceful warrior woman with (near)religious belief in human exceptionalism

failing that bright girls with glowing (like no joke i better need a geiger counter) faces who don't mind me talking at them over dinner about topics they likely have little to no interest in

or if you want me to give you trite advice about your impossibly deep personal problems that'd be okay too

noblesse oblige & all that jazz

p.s. i know it's spelled wrong blame penguin publishing (and purdue pharma) GOD