Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
[a note to my most venerable male admirers----------thank you for
the interest, but i'm not switching sides just yet
don't hold your breath :(
(hope the little unhappy face is pithy enough for you!!)]
(also on vacation in naples-----ask me about how many sand dollars
i've k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ repurposed so far!!!
you're gonna like the look on your face; i guarantee it)
how am i supposed to be able to create a coherent identity from
these advertisements on the side of the screen here
all i have to work with are jewelry advertisements and shaving
man this living thing is so stressful you have no idea
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
something spontaneous i'm sure you can really appreciate
maybe it's quirky and alternative enough for you to find endearing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a (just long enough to be tedious, just short enough to be
uninformative) list of my kulak non-achievements that i rattle off
in the beginning of my profile with enough zeal to make a
mid-westerner introducing themselves on the price is right blush
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my arbitrary pairing to groups of free association as a lifestyle
...and i bet they're really impressed, too
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
nietzsche, deleuze, nick land & friends
joyce? sartre? debord? carlyle? i don't know, what do you want to
i read a lot of words once, believe it or not
africa addio & lawrence of arabia
ill put "bad sci fi movies" here to make you feel like you can
relate to me
is it working? i doubt it
idk what's a show
probably something racist (capital letters RACIST for emphasis)
youth-oriented pre-designated top 40 hits & confusion 12"
lame 90s electronica and new wave synth sex
soylent green? but mostly cow
ive been trying to work out the logistics to poach a manatee so if
you're all about that delicious endangered animal life let me hear
add me on steam except my profile name isn't here whoops
where did it go
luckily i had no fault renter's insurance from State Farm®
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in-jokes acting as esoteric ritual to make it seem like i'm part of
some exclusionary group you -know- you want in on
what else goes here
f grade biology jokes and "my cat"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when did everyone half-way intelligent turn into a half-baked zizek
where are all the rad FN apologists at
WILL I EVER FIND TRU LOV???? and other bednyak dilemmas
more at ten, stay tuned folks
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
close personal friends with your favorite fatuous celebrity before
it was cool to lie about being close personal friends with your
favorite fatuous celebrity
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
really probably wouldn't have any sort of meaning to you
not that it's particularly profound or anything
but you aren't invested in the story
you could've at least paid the extra five dollars for the hard
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
graceful warrior woman with (near)religious belief in human
failing that bright girls with glowing (like no joke i better need
a geiger counter) faces who don't mind me talking at them over
dinner about topics they likely have little to no interest in
or if you want me to give you trite advice about your impossibly
deep personal problems that'd be okay too
noblesse oblige & all that jazz
you're wealthy and want to EMPLOY ME
seriously, i would trade my job as a boring office drone for a
different job as a boring office drone in a heartbeat
hmu wealthy ladies of the forbes world
p.s. i know it's spelled wrong blame penguin publishing (and purdue
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