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royal--

24 M Leesburg, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
**disclaimer** My pictures are old and I am lazy, I am actually 63 years old now.

My name is Royal. I wrote two paragraphs and then re-read them, I sounded like the same pretentious asshole who wrote everyone else's self-summary. "I am such a special and unique snowflake blah blah blah"
What I’m doing with my life
I just try to live my life doing the best I can with what I have.
I’m really good at
Being myself. It is the only thing I know how to do, really.
Lowering children into open man-holes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Sloth from The Goonies.
My height.
My gaze will pierce your soul.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Punk rock and not punk rock, mostly punk rock. I suppose it all depends though.
40s-70s, half of the 80s and 90s, and a bit onward.

Less TV, less movies, more books.
More food, too. And tea.
The six things I could never do without
Oreo's (they are better than Prozac)
Roller blades
Peeing standing up
Wearing women's clothing
Psychosis
Those five things mixed together.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Grandiose delusions. The existential mobius strip of depersonalization that I apparently live on. Most days I can not tell if I am awake or dreaming.
On a typical Friday night I am
If the moon is full, then I am probably making voodoo dolls of my enemies. If the moon is not full, then I am probably making enemies.

Or maybe just reading, writing, or playing bass. Use your imagination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was born with half my penis inside of my body kind of like a dog.
Also, I have three testicles. So there is that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I want to talk to interesting souls, not boring people.