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royal_npm

31 M Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting."
~Jack Handey

At my core, besides the enchiladas, is an insatiable curiosity for our world. I love to learn and can't imagine twiddling my thumbs as life and its mysteries pass me by.
I'm addicted to smiling and laughter. I should probably be checked out by a professional. It's contagious.
Thanks for your visit, the details are below, and let me know if ya need anything.
What I’m doing with my life
I bought a condo a while back. I work downtown writing and editing and maintaining the company website. I recently signed with a local talent agency to do voiceovers. It's a lifelong dream.
I’m really good at
Trivia, skiing, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, Ultimate frisbee, playing "Guess his accent" (how else was I to survive a summer of giving telephone surveys?), hiking, the TRUMPET!, Mambo No. 5!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"The Sundance Kids: How the Mavericks Took Back Hollywood,"
"A Brief History of Time, ""America: The Book"

"The Royal Tenenbaums," "Goodfellas," "Sideways," "Manhattan," "There Will Be Blood"

"Mystery Science Theater 3000," "Arrested Development," "The X-Files, " "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," "Flight of the Conchords," "Family Guy," "Archer," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad"

Ennio Morricone, Jesper Kyd, Zeppelin, Royksopp, Pink Floyd, Pnau, All India Radio, Passion Pit, Krzysztof Penderecki, Empire of the Sun

Salmon, Asparagus, Red potatoes, Gyros
The six things I could never do without
1. Hot shower
2. Cold beer
3. Debit card (So I can honestly tell the nice homeless Jesus, "No, I don't have any spare change.")
4. Internet
5. Pants
6. I guess since I wrote, "Cold beer" above, I should also include bottle opener.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Metadiscourse, the universe, what the name of that one guy in that movie is and where else I've seen him, life as Jason Bourne, morphemes, cultural variances, what I should have said to that asshole but couldn't think of at the time, the farm I grew up on.
On a typical Friday night I am
The sky's the limit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still haven't seen "Fight Club."
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are curious. Also, you chew with your mouth closed. And if your profile photos are only selfies or long-distance shots of you rock climbing and hiking, I have so many questions . . . but probably won't bother asking them.