"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting."
~Jack Handey

At my core, besides the enchiladas, is an insatiable curiosity for our world. I love to learn and can't imagine twiddling my thumbs as life and its mysteries pass me by.
I'm addicted to smiling and laughter. I should probably be checked out by a professional. It's contagious.
Thanks for your visit, the details are below, and let me know if ya need anything.

I bought a condo last year. I work downtown writing and editing and maintaining the company website. I recently signed with a local talent agency to do voiceovers. It's a lifelong dream.

Trivia, skiing, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, Ultimate frisbee, playing "Guess his accent" (how else was I to survive a summer of giving telephone surveys?), Googling, hiking, the TRUMPET!, Mambo No. 5!

"Say . . . that kid's got moxie!"

"The Sundance Kids: How the Mavericks Took Back Hollywood,"
"A Brief History of Time, ""America: The Book," "The God Delusion"

"The Royal Tenenbaums," "Goodfellas," "Sideways," "There Will Be Blood"

"Mystery Science Theater 3000," "Arrested Development," "The X-Files, " "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," "Flight of the Conchords," "Family Guy," "Archer," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad"

Ennio Morricone, Jesper Kyd, Zeppelin, Depeche Mode, Danny Elfman, Royksopp, Pink Floyd, Pnau, All India Radio, Passion Pit, Krzysztof Penderecki

Lasagna, Salmon, Asparagus, Red potatoes, Gyros

1. Hot shower
2. Cold beer
3. Debit card (So I can honestly tell the nice homeless Jesus, "No, I don't have any spare change.")
4. Internet
5. Pants
6. I guess since I wrote, "Cold beer," above, I should also include bottle opener.

Metadiscourse, the universe, what the name of that one guy in that movie is and where else I've seen him, life as Jason Bourne, morphemes, cultural variances, old cartoons, what I should have said to that asshole but couldn't think of at the time, the farm I grew up on, Batman.

The sky's the limit.

I still haven't seen "Fight Club." Also, it's come to my attention that dudes embellish their height on this site. I am actually 6'3, not 6', not 6'1.

You are curious. Also, you chew with your mouth closed.