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royal_npm

32 Salt Lake City, UT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting."
~Jack Handey

At my core, besides the enchiladas, is an insatiable curiosity for our world. I love to learn and can't imagine twiddling my thumbs as life and its mysteries pass me by.
I'm addicted to smiling and laughter. I should probably be checked out by a professional. It's contagious.
Thanks for your visit, the details are below, and let me know if ya need anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I bought a condo a while back. I work downtown writing and editing and maintaining the company website. I recently signed with a local talent agency to do voiceovers. It's a lifelong dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, skiing, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, Ultimate frisbee, playing "Guess his accent" (how else was I to survive a summer of giving telephone surveys?), hiking, the TRUMPET!, Mambo No. 5!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The assless chaps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"The Sundance Kids: How the Mavericks Took Back Hollywood,"
"A Brief History of Time, ""America: The Book"

"The Royal Tenenbaums," "Goodfellas," "Sideways," "Manhattan," "There Will Be Blood"

"Mystery Science Theater 3000," "Arrested Development," "The X-Files, " "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," "Flight of the Conchords," "Family Guy," "Archer," "Mad Men," "Breaking Bad"

Ennio Morricone, Jesper Kyd, Zeppelin, Royksopp, Pink Floyd, Pnau, All India Radio, Passion Pit, Krzysztof Penderecki, Empire of the Sun

Salmon, Asparagus, Red potatoes, Gyros
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Hot shower
2. Cold beer
3. Debit card (So I can honestly tell the nice homeless Jesus, "No, I don't have any spare change.")
4. Internet
5. Pants
6. I guess since I wrote, "Cold beer" above, I should also include bottle opener.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Metadiscourse, the universe, what the name of that one guy in that movie is and where else I've seen him, life as Jason Bourne, morphemes, cultural variances, what I should have said to that asshole but couldn't think of at the time, the farm I grew up on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The sky's the limit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still haven't seen "Fight Club."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are curious. Also, you chew with your mouth closed. And if your profile photos are only selfies or long-distance shots of you rock climbing and hiking, I have so many questions . . . but probably won't bother asking them.