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royalbtenenbaum

24 F Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
For whatever reason, my rhetoric classes never taught me the art of pimping myself out, so bear with me.

My birthmark is on my bottom lip. I have a boy's first name and a movie's last name. I fit the stereotypes of an English major, but admitting it is the first step!

I'm not like anybody else, but who is?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an FSU student majoring in English/Creative Writing.
All I want to do is run around the planet to write and sing about all the other places sunshine touches (look at me, romanticizing my future of poverty). I have that obnoxious drive that boils my blood if I'm not creating or learning.

If I look familiar, it's because I've worked several jobs at popular locations in Tallahassee--maybe we've already met!

I'm enjoying being young, adventurous, and appropriately reckless. I'm utilizing the license to be spontaneous that seems to expire in our early thirties.
I’m really good at
Talking to strangers, learning inappropriate songs on the ukulele, geography/other useless information, laughing, being facetious, et al.
I like to think that I'm funny and a decent writer, so don't spoil my illusions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I was voted "most honest" in high school, which speaks volumes.
I giggle a lot, I start random conversations, and part of my wardrobe is stuck in the '80s.

I'm a bubbly and extremely kind person, with the darkest sense of humor. It's a paradox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate picking favorites.

A random assortment of lovely literature:
We Regret to Inform You that Tomorrow We Will Be Killed Along With Our Families (a real coffee table book)
It's Too Late To Say I'm Sorry
Devil in the White City
High Fidelity
About a Boy
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Running with Scissors
Chronicle of a Death Foretold
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs/Killing Yourself to Live/Eating the Dinosaur
Peter Pan
Fight Club/Invisible Monsters/Lullaby
Bias
The Great Gatsby
Should You Be Laughing at This?

Movies:
The Royal Tenenbaums, The Matrix Trilogy, Factory Girl, Trainspotting, Lord of War, Boondock Saints, Religulous, Pan's Labyrinth, Being John Malkovitch, I Love You Phillip Morris, L'Auberge Espagnole/Les Poupees Russes, Rachel Getting Married, V for Vendetta, Road to Perdition, Atonement, Pari Je T'aime, New York I love You, Insidious, What Dreams May Come, Fight Club, and Amelie, The Road, and Darjeeling Limited.

The Mind-Numbing Box:
Weeds, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Portlandia, Wilfred, Skins, and Misfits. When I say that I don't own a television, I hope it translates to, "I'm broke as fuuuuuuuuuuu," and not, "I'm a pretentious douche who has been living under a rock for ten years."

Music I adore:
Andrew Bird, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Death Cab, Elvis Perkins, Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, Beach House, The XX, Big Gigantic, Streetlight Manifesto, Sigur Ros, RJD2, M.Ward, Jonsi and Alex, Amiina, DeVotchKa, Flying Lotus, Rilo Kiley, TV on the Radio, Arcade Fire, Cursive, Tune Yards, Bowerbirds, Paul Baribeau, LCD Soundsystem, Miike Snow, Beirut, Pogo, Kings of Convenience, Mount Kimbe, Yeasayer, Vampire Weekend, Rilo Kiley, Discovery, Lotus and the Felice Brothers.

I'll eat anything if tomatoes are involved.
The six things I could never do without
My best friend, Craig
Music
A book to carry with me
The freedom to wander
Laughter
Love and strangers (I cheated)

The Internet doesn't count; in our Matrix-esque world, we all have Ethernet umbilical chords.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I make sad faces when I think about the economy.
I plan how I'll make the health of individuals more important than the revenue of corporations, I harp on how ineffective the United Nations is, and I gawk at the war between political parties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at a show, at a bar, or bonding with my Netflix account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified of dying before I see it all.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want a partner in crime,
or you aren't afraid of touching noses.