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25 F Tallahassee, FL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
For whatever reason, my rhetoric classes never taught me the art of pimping myself out, so bear with me.

My birthmark is on my bottom lip. I have a boy's first name and a movie's last name. I fit the stereotypes of an English major, but admitting it is the first step!

I'm not like anybody else, but who is?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an FSU student majoring in English/Creative Writing.
All I want to do is run around the planet to write and sing about all the other places sunshine touches (look at me, romanticizing my future of poverty). I have that obnoxious drive that boils my blood if I'm not creating or learning.

If I look familiar, it's because I've worked several jobs at popular locations in Tallahassee--maybe we've already met!

I'm enjoying being young, adventurous, and appropriately reckless. I'm utilizing the license to be spontaneous that seems to expire in our early thirties.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to strangers, learning inappropriate songs on the ukulele, geography/other useless information, laughing, being facetious, et al.
I like to think that I'm funny and a decent writer, so don't spoil my illusions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was voted "most honest" in high school, which speaks volumes.
I giggle a lot, I start random conversations, and part of my wardrobe is stuck in the '80s.

I'm a bubbly and extremely kind person, with the darkest sense of humor. It's a paradox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate picking favorites.

A random assortment of lovely literature:
We Regret to Inform You that Tomorrow We Will Be Killed Along With Our Families (a real coffee table book)
It's Too Late To Say I'm Sorry
Devil in the White City
High Fidelity
About a Boy
When You Are Engulfed in Flames
Running with Scissors
Chronicle of a Death Foretold
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs/Killing Yourself to Live/Eating the Dinosaur
Peter Pan
Fight Club/Invisible Monsters/Lullaby
The Great Gatsby
Should You Be Laughing at This?

The Royal Tenenbaums, The Matrix Trilogy, Factory Girl, Trainspotting, Lord of War, Boondock Saints, Religulous, Pan's Labyrinth, Being John Malkovitch, I Love You Phillip Morris, L'Auberge Espagnole/Les Poupees Russes, Rachel Getting Married, V for Vendetta, Road to Perdition, Atonement, Pari Je T'aime, New York I love You, Insidious, What Dreams May Come, Fight Club, and Amelie, The Road, and Darjeeling Limited.

The Mind-Numbing Box:
Weeds, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Portlandia, Wilfred, Skins, and Misfits. When I say that I don't own a television, I hope it translates to, "I'm broke as fuuuuuuuuuuu," and not, "I'm a pretentious douche who has been living under a rock for ten years."

Music I adore:
Andrew Bird, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Death Cab, Elvis Perkins, Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, Beach House, The XX, Big Gigantic, Streetlight Manifesto, Sigur Ros, RJD2, M.Ward, Jonsi and Alex, Amiina, DeVotchKa, Flying Lotus, Rilo Kiley, TV on the Radio, Arcade Fire, Cursive, Tune Yards, Bowerbirds, Paul Baribeau, LCD Soundsystem, Miike Snow, Beirut, Pogo, Kings of Convenience, Mount Kimbe, Yeasayer, Vampire Weekend, Rilo Kiley, Discovery, Lotus and the Felice Brothers.

I'll eat anything if tomatoes are involved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My best friend, Craig
A book to carry with me
The freedom to wander
Love and strangers (I cheated)

The Internet doesn't count; in our Matrix-esque world, we all have Ethernet umbilical chords.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I make sad faces when I think about the economy.
I plan how I'll make the health of individuals more important than the revenue of corporations, I harp on how ineffective the United Nations is, and I gawk at the war between political parties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a show, at a bar, or bonding with my Netflix account.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am terrified of dying before I see it all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a partner in crime,
or you aren't afraid of touching noses.