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23 Earls Court, UK Agender, Non-binary

Agender, Non-binary

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  • Ages 19-29
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Nov 5
Black, White, Other
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Russian (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Smiles a lot in person, not so much in photos.

Chaotic good, socially anxious ENFP, more an autistic dwarven nightmare queer than manic pixie dream girl.

My hair's been pink for like, the last 7 years. I have no intention of changing this anytime remotely soon.

Chicago native, in the suburbs now because I don't want to spend money on rent and instead am doing a lot of traveling while I still telecommute before I actually move to DC to do my job in-person. I have a Hostelling International membership, tell me where to go next!

(next up: DC from 9/29 - 10/13 and London again from 11/4 - 11/17. Seeking museum and drinking buddies for both!)

I love academic research, but I'm here to dismantle your ivory towers & build bridges with those bricks instead. Still more than happy to go off the rails about my interdisciplinary interrogation of the contemporary proscenium stage and/or how emotional JSTOR makes me.

Be my friend! I'm learning how to stop being scared and meet new people. Let's hold hands and pretend that we're the stars of a 90s indie movie about growing up and being brave.

I have eight fewer teeth than the average human being, and at least seven of those teeth have cavities; for those of you playing along at home, statistically speaking, I fucked up.

I brag a lot and tend to play up my quirks because I have this desperate need to impress people and not be boring, aware that that's fucked up because there's nothing wrong with being boring if you're happy, yanno?

I'm obsessed with superheroes (ESPECIALLY DC superheroes). I make most aspects of my life somehow related to superheroes.

I'm Belizean Kriol and take a lot of pride in my heritage & predominantly white spaces make me uncomfortable. If you're gonna message me to try to convince me that I'm being racist against white people, you're getting screencapped and laughed at on my blog.

Bird nose help Grundy. I love the power glove, it's so bad.

This summary makes me seem a lot calmer than I actually am in person - i usually type the way I talk, but that's not particularly well-suited to this bit.

[last updated: 8/26/15]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Accidentally becoming sports trash?????? Let me talk about my favorite hockey teams! And which football rules I've learned so far!

Collecting boarding passes and stamps in my passport.

Working to make the world a better place for all autistic people (including me). That's the job they pay me to do, and I couldn't ask for a better gig.

Smashing the state and all associated oppressive institutions.

Embarking on a massive research project that, if I can get my shit together, will cause an uproar among theatre scholars and practitioners.

Dropped out of grad school at age 20, thinking about my future MA/MPhil again though.

Watching DC superhero TV shows and movies, reading DC Comics, playing superhero video games, retconning my life to exist in the DCU, studying comic book history, getting into shouting matches about superheroes.

Learning how to live a more deliberate life.

And also listening to this fucking song on a loop. I've almost learned all the lyrics and I've never studied French in my life. It came in dead last in Eurovision last year and I highly disagree with this decision.

[last updated: 11/05/15]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
✔ doing that godawful chirping "CORporate accounts payable this Is Nina speaking JUST a moment" voice from Office Space

✔ writing research papers (chicago style gang or die motherfuckers)

✔ instantly knowing what an acronym means the first time i see it (it's actually really weird how good i am at this???)

✔ making bruises with stage makeup

✔ wrapping gifts

✔ opening jars

✔ writing haikus []

✔ making delicious as fuck green smoothies like holy shit []

✔ cultivating a weird cult following on tumblr

✔ starting to do things ironically and then doing them so much that i can no longer stop

✔ being really loud

✔ unconsciously osmosing phrases that my friends use often and then getting stuck on them

✔ fucking with my diction and syntax because it makes everything more fun

✔ adding to my Pokédex of bigots that I'm poised to shut down: classists, racists, sexists, anti-Ziganists, anti-Semites, homophobes, cissexists, transmisogynists, ableists, body shamers, etc etc

[last updated: 6/5/15]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pink hair, laser vision, bear arms (which I have every right to, thank you very much), probably yelling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
【books】-- [updated 10/3/15]

CURRENTLY READING: The Martian, The IRA: A History
LAST READ: Trainspotting

i usually only read nonfiction (especially historical narrative nonfiction and anything fun about social psychology)

i really like tim dorsey. really like john green. love perks of being a wallflower. Going After Cacciato is the only book i ever had to read for school that i actually read. Raw Shark Texts was really good. I'm doing my hipster duty and really trying to convince myself that I'm really trying to read Infinite Jest. (I love it though)

i used to read a lot a lot but i have a lot of difficulty finishing books now and i used to be really embarrassed about that but it's okay to read a lot and it's okay to not read at all and if you think otherwise you are probably insecure and condescending okay

i own a shit ton of books about film history/theory and russian history. my favorite graphic novel is superman: red son and i've been pretty into new 52 flash comics lately too

also the Court of Owls/Night of Owls story arc was GREAT

I've been reading a lot of alt lit and if I wasn't already meta about my own life HOO BOY


LAST MOVIE WATCHED: Ill Manors [as of 10/3/15]
LAST FIRST WATCH: Trainspotting [as of 10/3/15]

my top five, in order:
1. matilda
2. boondock saints
3. school of rock
4. mean girls
5. reefer madness: the movie musical

Attack the Block might be tied for 5th. Also that's my top 5 in terms of movies I could watch forever and ever, not my top 5 in terms of actual quality. I'd have to really think about that.

i like superhero movies and i hate hate hate hate scary movies with the exception of zombie movies for some reason. i like quirky wes anderson shit with cute lil soundtracks. i like movies where jason statham is under a lot of stress and i like anything kevin smith has ever been involved with and i like animated movies with talking animals and i like movies with scientifically implausible disaster scenarios and i really, really, really like anything cyberpunk-y at all. bonus points for beautiful/innovative cinematography. I did get a degree in this shit.

【TV shows】-- [updated 10/3/15]

Does Eurovision count? I LOVE EUROVISION.

No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency is one of the best shows of all time


current shows:
Arrow, Scandal, The Flash, Gotham, Comic Book Men, Silicon Valley, Fresh off the Boat, Community, NCIS, Doctor Who, Rick & Morty, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mr. Robot

finished watching & loved:
Drop Dead Diva, Young Justice, Weeds, Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, The OC, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, How I Met Your Mother, West Wing, Bomb Girls, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency, House of Cards, White Collar

just started from the beginning/on my list:
Static Shock, Teen Titans, The New Adventures of Superman, Batman: The Animated Series, Beware the Batman

i watch a lot of cartoons and i really like crime and courtroom procedurals especially if i get to learn accurate jargon to deploy later to the amazement/indifference of those around me

match game 75 is my shit

i like game shows where i can learn things and i like discovery specials and when the history channel actually shows history and i like through the wormhole and every ken burns documentary and i just like to learn things in an entertaining fashion!!

【music】[updated 7/2/15]

THIS SONG. Moustache by Twin Twin. It's the only song I've listened to on my iPod on a 1 loop for the past month.

current faves: Wavves, FIDLAR, Bass Drum of Death, TNGHT, Run the Jewels, Chance the Rapper, Laibach, Kanye West, Tobacco, Parazitii, Childish Gambino, Left Boy, Beyoncé, A-1

OH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION I LOVE ONE DIRECTION LIKE KIND OF A LOT. like my bedroom when I was still at grad school was One Direction themed. like I own at least 11 One Direction cups and 1D toothpaste and a 1D toothbrush and a 1D tshirt and earbuds and wristband FIGHT ME

my favorite song of all time since i was six is "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root and my all-time favorite album is Arcade Fire's "The Suburbs" and Maroon 5's "Songs About Jane" is probably a close second

i usually listen to rap and hip hop with the occasional hipster shit thrown in and also one direction

and when i say rap and hip hop i do not mean "ya i love hip hop i listen to macklemore, asher roth, hoodie allen, mac miller, mac lethal, kreayshawn" because stop while i do enjoy a lot of that stuff i really will not trust you if you claim to like rap and all of your favorite rappers are white

elvis didn't invent rock and roll


I mostly subsist off of green smoothies because idk I rarely have the motivation to make food and I honestly think of hunger and eating as annoyances that just disrupt me from focusing on whatever I'm focusing on

Please feed me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my constantly growing network of friends/weirdos/adventurers
2. bottom shelf pink wine
4. a smartphone. Seriously, as a disabled person, it is INCREDIBLE.
5. Vyvanse
6. My 1000W Ninja blender
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

-what part of my research project to try to focus on

-where I want to travel next

-seriously, superheroes

-all the books I haven't written yet

-British politics

-what kind of person I want to become so I can try to figure out a concrete plan of action for getting there

-why I never follow through on these plans

-why my hair doesn't just grow out of my head pink at this point

-cheeky nando's with the lads 👌🏽

-why i'm so fed up with people who supposedly share the same political views as me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When I lived in the city: drunk, at a punk show in Little Village or Pilsen

Now that I'm back in the burbs: reading, watching NCIS, asking my dad to take me to taco bell.

Although now that I go into the city for therapy on Fridays, sometimes I go on adventures at night because I don't want to go back to the burbs yet. Hmu - just know I'll likely have a huge backpack with me.

[last updated: 8/22/15]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
1. I founded my college's Magic the Gathering club but was too socially anxious and awkward to keep going

2. I did coke once and it made me sleepy
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know how to make plans because I don't

you wanna get really drunk on shitty cheap alcohol somewhere

you want to ask me all the things you've ever wanted to ask an autistic person

you wanna see the dankest magnetic poetry ever made

you know who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men

you own a copy of Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits because I lost mine and i'm sad about it

you want to help me make OkCupid bingo (including "I guess I'm a laid back type" and "I like to have fun")

you want to hear me rant about why the proscenium theatre space is antiquated and oppressive

you want to go on weird contrived adventures like we're in some wes anderson movie

you get me

you wanna see pix of my superhero-themed kitchen

thanks to kanye's workout plan you're the envy of all your friends

your vocabulary includes words like "misogynoir"

you truly rep the #BASED lifestyle no fake based

you wanna give me money or buy me steam games

you have really strong feelings about the DC animated universe

you want to collaborate on something. art, design, business venture, vandalism, rap songs, whatever

you want to be part of this weird, scary, exciting part of my life where I stop being scared of losing the status quo and start joining in the human experience