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21 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
Black, White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly vegetarian
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
if you're a white boy who isn't an actively anti-racist anti-oppression feminist I really have no interest in hearing from you. Like at all.

I'm an academic before all else no matter what the old white dudes who won't hire me because of my hair try to tell you I live for research papers and I am a nerdy recluse

ENFP with social and general anxiety (and a goodie bag of other fun issues!!! my memoirs are going to be bestsellers and I mean that)

I wonder if I would get as many messages if it were immediately obvious from my pictures that I don't have the two teeth on either side of my front teeth or if I would just get different, weirder messages

I brag too much because I really want to impress everyone so they'll like me and I play up my quirks to show how cool and unique or whatever the fuck I am because I'm terrified of being boring but that's kind of fucked up too, yanno? there's nothing wrong with being boring if you're happy.

queer in both orientation and gender identity, which shouldn't be something i have to put on a profile but whatever.

i don't like that people think that i'm intimidating, and i wish that i knew what it was that makes me seem that way so that i can address it because i really like people and i want them to like me too.

i don't walk over grates in the sidewalk in the city because I've had too many nightmares about falling in and I'm afraid of butterflies I really hate them

i'm half belizean and extremely proud of this fact!!

i only toss my cigarette butts on the ground when I'm completely wasted, otherwise I'll literally keep them in my pocket until I get to a garbage can if need be

i really like crafting, the color pink, playing with eye makeup, nights with morgan and moscato, learning new words, kissing, getting high in my living room and watching Joy of Painting with my friends, collecting stuff, talking to my dad, meticulously documenting experiences through iPhone photos, and taking benzos and chain smoking and going wandering while listening to Wavves or Venetian Snares late at night.

disavow Potemkin aesthetics, beauty is irrelevant, everything is a craft supply & I will not apologize for being here

I love the power glove. It's so bad.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to watch 500 movies, listen to 500 albums, and read 100 books in 2014

absorbing everything I can about transmedia storytelling and marketing/advertising/neuromarketing/graphic design/entrepreneurship

got into grad school and started living alone for the first time at age 20, proceeded to verge on mental breakdown nigh consistently, withdrew from school, and here I am now scared shitless because I'm growing up too fast and I'm afraid of not amounting to anything because I always had this sort of Destined For Greatness mentality that's slowly tearing me apart.

What am I doing with my life? My main focus right now is to stop worrying about What I Am Doing With My Life and try to break out of the insulated bubble I've created for myself the last two decades and really just meet people and learn things and experience life and be less afraid. I want to be less afraid. And I want to help other people be less afraid.

I'll probably end up back in grad school for something eventually because I have this conflicting forbidden romance with academia that I'm just never going to be able to shake.

I also really want to be a rapper. Like seriously. I've had this dream since like 6th grade and I have a feeling it's just not going to happen but I'm gonna keep hope alive
I’m really good at
taking care of people and making them feel better. my mama bear mode is hella intense.

writing research papers (chicago style gang or die motherfuckers)

instantly knowing what an acronym means the first time i see it (it's actually really weird how good i am at this???)

knowing exactly what to say to make nerdy boys have crushes on me nigh instantaneously

making bruises with stage makeup

remembering tiny details that people have mentioned and then buying them really thoughtful birthday/christmas gifts reflecting that

wrapping gifts

opening jars

writing haikus

making smoothies like holy shit you would not believe how goddamn good my fruit smoothies are and sometimes i throw in protein powder/honey/spinach and kale/oatmeal just to give it that extra lil sumn sumn

cultivating a weird cult following on tumblr

being financially irresponsible

taking unnecessarily massive amounts of selfies

shamelessly using words like "selfies" and "totes adorbs"

starting to do things ironically and then doing them so much that i can no longer stop

being really loud

unconsciously osmosing phrases that my friends use often and then getting stuck on them

fucking with my diction and syntax because it makes everything more fun

adding to my Pokédex of bigots that I'm poised to shut down: classists, racists, sexists, anti-Ziganists, anti-Semites, homophobes, cissexists, transmisogynists, ableists, fat shamers, etc etc if you aren't actively about dismantling oppression yr probably gonna find me annoying cuz I want equality of opportunity for everybody so everyone has the chance to be as happy as I usually am
The first things people usually notice about me
Pink hair, big boobs, laser vision, bear arms (which I have every right to, thank you very much).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

i usually only read nonfiction, but for some godawful reason i'm trying to read infinite jest right now as my foray back into fiction.

i really like tim dorsey. really like john green. love perks of being a wallflower. Going After Cacciato is the only book i ever had to read for school that i actually read. Raw Shark Texts was really good.

i used to read a lot a lot but i have a lot of difficulty finishing books now and i used to be really embarrassed about that but it's okay to read a lot and it's okay to not read at all and if you think otherwise you are probably insecure and condescending okay

i own a shit ton of books about film history/theory and russian history. my favorite graphic novel is superman: red son and i've been pretty into new 52 flash comics lately too


my top five, in order:
1. matilda
2. boondock saints
3. school of rock
4. mean girls
5. the wizard

update 12/8/13 - i finally got around to watching the wizard and it officially pushed reefer madness: the movie musical out of the #5 slot. i've had the same top 5 for years but holy shit that movie

i like superhero movies and i hate hate hate hate scary movies with the exception of zombie movies for some reason. i like quirky wes anderson shit with cute lil soundtracks. i like movies where jason statham is under a lot of stress and i like anything kevin smith has ever been involved with and i like animated movies with talking animals and i like movies with scientifically implausible disaster scenarios and i really, really, really like anything cyberpunk-y at all

--tv shows--

marathoning white collar on Netflix and I'm really emotionally invested in it. other than that, my current shows are scandal, how i met your mother, and drop dead diva. i loved weeds, the OC, freaks & geeks and undeclared and do not get me started on my feelings about justice league/justice league unlimited because i will never shut up and possibly end up crying because goddamn i love justice league

i'm not gonna watch breaking bad until it stops being culturally relevant because i prefer to let cultural phenomena like that age for a bit before i experience it

i don't like the office and i don't like steve carrell but i appreciate that it pioneered the single camera sitcom genre because that's pretty significant

no. 1 ladies' detective agency is one of the best shows of all time

i watch a lot of cartoons and i really like crime and courtroom procedurals especially if i get to learn accurate jargon to deploy later to the amazement/indifference of those around me

match game 75 is my shit

i like game shows where i can learn things and i like discovery specials and when the history channel actually shows history and i like through the wormhole and every ken burns documentary and i just like to learn things in an entertaining fashion!!


i woke up like diiiiih
i woke up like diiiiih

most recently i've been listening to TNGHT, Wavves, Venetian Snares, Hoodie Allen, OFWGKTA, Kanye West, Waka Flocka Flame, and Arcade Fire. And a lot of white people trap music. And that goddamn Miley Cyrus "23" song I'm straight up obsessed with it
OH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION I LOVE ONE DIRECTION LIKE KIND OF A LOT. like my bedroom is One Direction themed. like I own at least 11 One Direction cups and 1D toothpaste and a 1D toothbrush and a 1D tshirt and earbuds and wristband and you know what bugger off

my favorite song of all time since i was six is "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root and my all-time favorite album is Arcade Fire's The Suburbs and Maroon 5's Songs About Jane is probably a close second

i usually listen to rap and hip hop with the occasional hipster shit thrown in and also one direction

and when i say rap and hip hop i do not mean "ya i love hip hop i listen to macklemore, asher roth, hoodie allen, mac miller, mac lethal, kreayshawn" because stop while i do enjoy a lot of that stuff i really will not trust you if you claim to like rap and all of your favorite rappers are white

elvis didn't invent rock and roll


dry ramen, spaghettios straight out of the can, fistfuls of corn flakes straight out of the box, pasta, culvers veggie burgers, Burger King veggie burgers, couscous, indian food as long as i have mango lassi because i CANNOOOOOOT do spicy
(i literally break a sweat from flamin hot cheetos), belizean rice & beans, belizean johnnycakes, belizean powderbuns, belizean fryjack, burritos, ethiopian food!!!

my absolute favorite food is jelly sandwiches and i put apple jelly on my waffles instead of syrup

please feed me
The six things I could never do without
1. my constantly growing network of friends/weirdos/adventurers
4. One Direction
5. my meds real talk I'm so annoying off them I just curl up and frown a lot and scream at the ceiling out of frustration occasionally
6. ebookoid
I spend a lot of time thinking about
esoteric bullshit, why the whites do what they do, why I own so many pictures of bob marley, why I recently started wearing makeup because FUCK it is such an involved process

but as Confucius said, "when your eyeliner is on point, your life is on point."

also my love of One Direction and how my life has no direction
On a typical Friday night I am
I looked through my Momento app for the last few months to try to figure it out and it seems like a typical Friday night for me involves either moping alone at home, getting high/drunk with my friends, taking benzos and wandering and chain smoking around my alma mater, randomly showing up in Chicago, or hanging out watching TV with my dad.

I haven't had a typical Friday night in a while, since withdrawing from grad school my life has had no structure whatsoever and I never really know where I'm gonna end up
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I founded my college's Magic: the Gathering club and then was too socially awkward to show up to most of the meetings if that's any indication of what a bossed up bitch I am

also I'm autistic as fuck and sleep with a 25 pound blanket bye
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're an anarcho communist who likes laughing at ancaps

you want to hear me rant about why the proscenium theatre space is antiquated and oppressive

you have no intention of making me your clementine ramona flowers manic pixie dream girl

you get me

thanks to kanye's workout plan you're the envy of all your friends

your vocabulary includes words like "misogynoir"

you truly rep the #BASED lifestyle no fake based

you wanna give me money or buy me steam games

you like to party with sluts