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22 Homewood, IL Agender, Non-binary

Agender, Non-binary

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  • Ages 19–29
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 4
Black, White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly vegetarian
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Poorly), Other (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Chaotic good, socially anxious ENFP, more an autistic dwarven nightmare queer than manic pixie dream girl.

Doing a lot of traveling while I still telecommute before I actually move to DC (maybe Baltimore? I'd get a lot of reading done commuting) to do my job in-person. I have a Hostelling International membership, tell me where to go next!

I love academic research, but I'm here to dismantle your ivory towers & build bridges with those bricks instead.

Be my friend! I'm learning how to stop being scared and meet new people. Let's hold hands and pretend that we're the stars of a 90s indie movie about growing up and being brave.

I brag a lot and tend to play up my quirks because I have this desperate need to impress people and not be boring, aware that that's fucked up because there's nothing wrong with being boring if you're happy, yanno?

I'm obsessed with superheroes (ESPECIALLY DC superheroes). I make most aspects of my life somehow related to superheroes.

I'm Belizean Kriol and take a lot of pride in my heritage & predominantly white spaces make me uncomfortable. If you're gonna message me to try to convince me that I'm being racist against white people, you're getting screencapped and laughed at on my blog.

Bird nose help Grundy. I love the power glove, it's so bad.

[last updated: 7/2/15]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working to make the world a better place for all autistic people (including me). That's the job they pay me to do, and I couldn't ask for a better gig.

Smashing the state and all associated oppressive institutions.

Embarking on a massive research project that, if I can get my shit together, will cause an uproar among theatre scholars and practitioners.

Watching DC superhero TV shows and movies, reading DC Comics, playing superhero video games, retconning my life to exist in the DCU, studying comic book history, getting into shouting matches about superheroes.

Learning how to live a more deliberate life.

And also listening to this fucking song on a loop. I've almost learned all the lyrics and I've never studied French in my life. It came in dead last in Eurovision last year and I highly disagree with this decision.

[last updated: 6/5/15]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
✔ taking care of people and making them feel better. my mama bear mode is hella intense.

✔ writing research papers (chicago style gang or die motherfuckers)

✔ instantly knowing what an acronym means the first time i see it (it's actually really weird how good i am at this???)

✔ making bruises with stage makeup

✔ remembering tiny details that people have mentioned and then buying them really thoughtful birthday/christmas gifts reflecting that

✔ wrapping gifts

✔ opening jars

✔ writing haikus []

✔ making delicious as fuck green smoothies like holy shit []

✔ cultivating a weird cult following on tumblr

✔ taking unnecessarily massive amounts of selfies

✔ starting to do things ironically and then doing them so much that i can no longer stop

✔ being really loud

✔ unconsciously osmosing phrases that my friends use often and then getting stuck on them

✔ fucking with my diction and syntax because it makes everything more fun

✔ adding to my Pokédex of bigots that I'm poised to shut down: classists, racists, sexists, anti-Ziganists, anti-Semites, homophobes, cissexists, transmisogynists, ableists, body shamers, etc etc

[last updated: 6/5/15]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pink hair, laser vision, bear arms (which I have every right to, thank you very much), probably yelling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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【books】-- [updated 6/5/15]

CURRENTLY READING: Superman: The High-Flying History of America's Most Enduring Hero

i usually only read nonfiction (especially historical narrative nonfiction and anything fun about social psychology)

i really like tim dorsey. really like john green. love perks of being a wallflower. Going After Cacciato is the only book i ever had to read for school that i actually read. Raw Shark Texts was really good. I'm doing my hipster duty and really trying to convince myself that I'm really trying to read Infinite Jest. (I love it though)

i used to read a lot a lot but i have a lot of difficulty finishing books now and i used to be really embarrassed about that but it's okay to read a lot and it's okay to not read at all and if you think otherwise you are probably insecure and condescending okay

i own a shit ton of books about film history/theory and russian history. my favorite graphic novel is superman: red son and i've been pretty into new 52 flash comics lately too

also the Court of Owls/Night of Owls story arc was GREAT


LAST MOVIE WATCHED: Chappie [as of 7/2/15]

my top five, in order:
1. matilda
2. boondock saints
3. school of rock
4. mean girls
5. hairspray

i like superhero movies and i hate hate hate hate scary movies with the exception of zombie movies for some reason. i like quirky wes anderson shit with cute lil soundtracks. i like movies where jason statham is under a lot of stress and i like anything kevin smith has ever been involved with and i like animated movies with talking animals and i like movies with scientifically implausible disaster scenarios and i really, really, really like anything cyberpunk-y at all

【TV shows】-- [updated 7/2/15]

Does Eurovision count? I LOVE EUROVISION.

I have a TV show tracker app on my phone just to keep track of all the things I'm watching.

No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency is one of the best shows of all time


current shows:
Arrow, Scandal, The Flash, Gotham, Comic Book Men, Silicon Valley, Fresh off the Boat, Community, NCIS

started watching, working my way through slowly and casually:
Batman Beyond (35), White Collar (9)

finished watching & loved:
Drop Dead Diva, Young Justice, Weeds, Freaks & Geeks, Undeclared, The OC, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, How I Met Your Mother, West Wing, Bomb Girls, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency, House of Cards

just started from the beginning/on my list:
Static Shock, Teen Titans, The New Adventures of Superman, Batman: The Animated Series, Beware the Batman

i watch a lot of cartoons and i really like crime and courtroom procedurals especially if i get to learn accurate jargon to deploy later to the amazement/indifference of those around me

match game 75 is my shit

i like game shows where i can learn things and i like discovery specials and when the history channel actually shows history and i like through the wormhole and every ken burns documentary and i just like to learn things in an entertaining fashion!!

【music】[updated 7/2/15]

THIS SONG. Moustache by Twin Twin. It's the only song I've listened to on my iPod on a 1 loop for the past month.

current faves: Wavves, FIDLAR, Bass Drum of Death, TNGHT, Run the Jewels, Chance the Rapper, Laibach, Kanye West, Tobacco, Flosstradamus, Childish Gambino, Left Boy, Beyoncé

OH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION I LOVE ONE DIRECTION LIKE KIND OF A LOT. like my bedroom when I was still at school was One Direction themed. like I own at least 11 One Direction cups and 1D toothpaste and a 1D toothbrush and a 1D tshirt and earbuds and wristband FIGHT ME

my favorite song of all time since i was six is "Send Me On My Way" by Rusted Root and my all-time favorite album is Arcade Fire's "The Suburbs" and Maroon 5's "Songs About Jane" is probably a close second

i usually listen to rap and hip hop with the occasional hipster shit thrown in and also one direction

and when i say rap and hip hop i do not mean "ya i love hip hop i listen to macklemore, asher roth, hoodie allen, mac miller, mac lethal, kreayshawn" because stop while i do enjoy a lot of that stuff i really will not trust you if you claim to like rap and all of your favorite rappers are white

elvis didn't invent rock and roll


I mostly subsist off of green smoothies because idk I rarely have the motivation to make food and I honestly think of hunger and eating as annoyances that just disrupt me from focusing on whatever I'm focusing on

Please feed me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my constantly growing network of friends/weirdos/adventurers
2. bottom shelf pink wine
4. a smartphone. Seriously, as a disabled person, it is INCREDIBLE.
5. Vyvanse
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

-what part of my research project to try to focus on

-seriously, superheroes

-my future rap career

-what kind of person I want to become so I can try to figure out a concrete plan of action for getting there

-why I never follow through on these plans

-why my hair doesn't just grow out of my head pink at this point

-why i'm so fed up with people who supposedly share the same political views as me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a punk show in Little Village or Pilsen

OR playing Batman: Arkham Origins

And/or having an existential crisis, crying, etc

cheap wine is probably involved

[last updated: 6/5/15]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did coke once and it just made me sleepy
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know how to make plans because I don't

you want to ask me all the things you've ever wanted to ask an autistic person

you want to help me make OkCupid bingo (including "I guess I'm a laid back type" and "I like to have fun")

you want to hear me rant about why the proscenium theatre space is antiquated and oppressive

you want to go on weird contrived adventures like we're in some wes anderson movie

you get me

you wanna see pix of my superhero-themed kitchen

thanks to kanye's workout plan you're the envy of all your friends

your vocabulary includes words like "misogynoir"

you truly rep the #BASED lifestyle no fake based

you wanna give me money or buy me steam games

you have really strong feelings about the DC animated universe

you want to collaborate on something. art, design, business venture, vandalism, rap songs, whatever

you want to be part of this weird, scary, exciting part of my life where I stop being scared of losing the status quo and start joining in the human experience