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rpg_geek

28 Baltimore, MD Man

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  • Ages 20–27
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Last Online
Yesterday – 1:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I IM people on here for fun. I don't expect you to respond, but feel free to. It may result in some humor and an interesting chat. No promises, but when in doubt SCIENCE.

I'm honest and I enjoy arguing, both serious character flaws I know, but they make life more fun. So, I plan on keeping them for the time being. I'm an incredible cynic, but I think that just makes me a better conversationalist. That's not for me to judge though, also I love http://okcniceguys.tumblr.com/.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in the Information Security field and getting into frequent political and philosophical debates.
I’m really good at
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Amusing myself, the internet makes it so damn easy these days.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I'm a geek.

and on here:

The fact I IMed you because I was bored.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Foundation, Green Eggs and Ham, Grendel, I Robot, The Leviathan, The Phantom Tollbooth

Movies: Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Dogma, South Park the Movie, The Boondock Saints, The Princess Bride

Music: I don't listen to much music. I appreciate the ambiance that it can create, but I have never followed bands, musicians or songs. I know this is pretty strange, but for some reason music doesn't hold my interest.

Food: Indian, Italian, Junk Food, Seafood, Sushi

TV: Anime, Avatar, Babylon 5, How I Met Your Mother, Kitchen Nightmares (UK), Mad Men, Master Chef, Penn and Teller Bullshit, The Simpsons

Manga: Claymore, Eyeshield 21, Kekkaishi, Hunter x Hunter, Naruto, One Piece, Soul Eater, Tower of God and too many others to go through

Also, webcomics and XKCD because it always deserves special mention
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A distraction
2. Internet
3. Amusement
4. Imagination
5. Food
6. A distraction
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things of no great importance. Here are some examples:

1. Apparently the root for octopus is actually Greek so the plural should technically be octopuses. Also the fact that octopuses have a lifespan of only a few years at most and produce hundreds of offspring every generation would seem to make them ideal candidates for selective breeding as part of an intelligence experiment. The one major downside is the high cost to keep them alive, which is where rats win again.

2. Given the fact that it's already been established that the internal gut load of bacteria that most people possess can greatly affect vitamin and calorie absorption how long it will take for a new breed of plastic surgeons to show up who don't just do tummy tucks but also perform gut load replacements.

3. The sheer audacity of some of the New Age scams out there, and what these teach us all about proper sales techniques.

4. Given the fact that polar bears and grizzly bears can interbreed if climate change just result in the two species merging.

5. As technology acts as a force multiplier and computers allow us to multiply the effects of skilled labor thousands of fold, what implications will this have on the middle class as a whole?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping or having a good time doing something else... what I like sleeping. It's not my fault you're one of those unfortunate folks who never figured out how to enjoy it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The fact that I'm not hitting on you. I'm a crazy hermit, and I'm sure my pictures of the rest of my profile prove it. :)
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You want to spam someone else instead of getting spammed yourself? Either that or if you want to share an amusing story or hear a schadenfreude inducing story.

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