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31 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:20pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), German (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Someone once said if I was a cartoon I'd be Wiley E. Coyote. He always got back up...

I've always thought the way to get ahead is to do the best at the task ahead of you.

I now own more pairs of hiking boots than dress shoes. I own a tuxedo. I bow hunt (very poorly). I waltz (very poorly). I cook, sometimes very well. I'll eat almost anything. Sometimes I'm a total goofball.

I'm not an "average" guy - whatever that is.

I live for challenging myself in different ways. On the near-horizon I've got a trapeze class, a mountain to climb, an "adventure race" to run, some patents to file, and some indian food to learn how to cook. I'm currently obsessed with making the perfect Chicken Korma.

I don't stretch enough.

I have terrible grammer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fitness is a huge part of my life. I got into crossfit some 8 years ago (back when people wore actual shorts). I got into long distance endurance events more recently. The next event is supposed to be in late OCT. Wish me luck.

Working a 9 - 5.

I took up woodworking awhile back. I'm in the middle of making a poplar workbench. Hopefully it'll be so crappy Xhibit will come in, make it work better, and put rims on it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Lateral thinking
- french country cooking
- poaching eggs
- lifting heavy objects (under 400 lbs, please!)
- reaching the top shelf
- keeping secrets
- sleeping in
- brewing beer
- writing in cursive and with fountain pens
- hanging art
- walking long distances
- running slightly shorter distances
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually smiling! Also, my eyes change color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Someone once described me as: "A more polite Sterling Archer"... It's funny, but I prefer to think of myself as more the Malcolm Reynolds type.

I only listen to Afrika Bambaataa. ONLY THE BAMBAATAA.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Man, this is a tough one. Most of the time I'm measuring myself by the number of things I have to take, not what I can't do without. I guess:

1. A water bottle.
2. A backpack.
3. A way to make fire ( I discovered swedish fire steel awhile back)
4. Access to warm clothes (I got hypothermia recently. It sucks)
5. A sharp knife or a hatchet.
6. A map.

… yeah I think that's the bare minimum. As long as I can bring one of my awesome pairs of boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've decided to answer this is the normal stream of consciousness I experience on any given hour on any given day: "How hard could making my own mustard be? How much does it cost to go to space? Am I late right now? Where's my headlamp? What would Eric Hoffer think of this sentence? Man, I should be in the gym right now. Pie! Pie is terrific. Boy, I sure wish dragons were real. Komodo dragons are the closest you can get, and that's a damn shame. Perhaps the easiest question in the human condition is: 'Is this thing in my mouth meat, or not meat'. Tofu sure muddies the waters on that one. Sailing would be cool, lets go sailing. SQUIRREL!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on the week and how the training schedule stacks up. Sometimes it's happy hour, sometimes it's a five mile run on the mall, sometimes it's driving out to West Virginia for my next adventure!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a classic "over-sharer", sometimes to great comic effect. I'll skip this one, for now, and let you decide what to ask. Chances are I'll answer it, and it'll be funny.

-- I swear, if I keep answering these damn questions there won't be anything LEFT that's private. You people are animals! ANIMALS!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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- You're interesting and tell a great story.
- You've packed 55 pounds of life into a 30 pound sack.
- You laugh a lot. I don't have a lot to laugh about, and I'd like more.
- People tell you you're brilliant and you don't believe them.
- You're looking for someone who'll ask you to think.
- You can change my mind about something through argument. Or bribery.
- You love that thing you spend the most time on
- I tend to gravitate to people my age or older. I tend to like initial discussions in the past or present tense.
- It's totally awesome and bonus points if you're: Taller, faster, smarter, or better traveled, then I am. I'm better around people better then me. How will you know? Guess you'll have to ask!