Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Allow myself to introduce...myself. I'm Ryan. I am a native
Bradentonian, but quickly escaped Bradenton's evil clutches and
have landed myself in college here in Orlando; I do miss the
crystal clear water of the beaches back home, however.
I'll keep it short and simple as I like to feign the persona of a
mysterious man to make up for the fact that I'm really quite a
Back in 1991, in a hospital not far from my hometown . . .
Sorry, that's all I've got.
That being said, feel free to ask me anything. You could even
-*gasp!* dare I say it?- ask me to meet up sometime if you're from
around here. I feel as though this sort of thing should be a
supplement, not a substitute to human interaction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Have you given any thought to your future, son?"
Currently a UCF student. I have big ideas for video games that I
want to make. Will update when I become a god of the video game
I am a lifeguard. An income allows me to continue what has been
described to me as "shameless eating habits."
Plus, who doesn't like fluorescent red swim shorts? HAHA!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well...music. I'm an overall artsy sort of person. I wouldn't say
I'm a good artist, but I can actually come out with decent drawings
or paintings if I focus on it. Music is definitely my forte,
Psst! I play piano and electric guitar. And I've been playing for
most of my life. Ever had a guy write a song about you? No?
Well...I'll be honest, I probably won't write one for you either.
But it's a nice thought, right?
You just left my profile, didn't you?
Oftentimes, I can be found traversing rugged terrain and taming
mythical beasts. By traversing rugged terrain, I mean...not doing
that (I live in Florida). And by taming mythical beasts . . .
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told I have pretty eyes quite often (they be green). Sometimes
I give a quick "Thanks!" with a smile. Most times, however, I'll
stare deeply into that person's eyes until they become
uncomfortable and walk briskly away.
Other than that, people usually warm up to my sense of humor...or
hate me because of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Walking Dead. Enough said. (because I don't watch TV
Though, I will say that Adventure Time is pretty awesome as well.
And a friend of mine has recently introduced me to the Venture Bros
I'm very much a metal music guy. Some of my all time favorite bands
include: Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Symphony X,
Wintersun, OLD Metallica, etc.
That doesn't mean I don't know a lot of other music. You can hear
me singing anything from Frank Sinatra to Gloria Gaynor (most
notably "I Will Survive". And I'm damn good at it!)
Also, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw
I love this and you should, too!
I will eat almost anything. Mexican (of course) is always a plus
and I also love Indian food. And potato casserole is the key to my
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Idiots - Material for my jokes.
2. Ever heard of extra crunchy peanut butter? Yea, I'm made of
3. Guitar and piano. Sure I could try to live without them, but I
would most likely fail.
4. Exercise: If no exercise present, danger of spontaneous
5. Cold weather. It keeps me sane for about five days out of the
6. Video games extend life. Ask for my GT on xbox or Steam! I need
more gaming buddies!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever is requiring my attention at the moment.
The mind is a terrible thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This could cover a range of anything from staying at home playing
video games to cave diving; yes, there are, in fact, caves in
Whatever I feel like doing, I do. I'm not a party guy though, so I
must be boring!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to live in a forest with seven little men until an old woman
fed me a poisoned apple and I woke up with some prince guy taking
advantage of me in my poison-induced, comatose state.
I left that place shortly thereafter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're down to game. Suffering from severe lack of static gaming
friends over here.
A sense of humor is required. Or at least laugh at my jokes.
You can even pretend if you have to.
*sigh* I want to be funny.
Fun fact: you can almost bet with 95% certainty that if I sent you
a message, I was getting a laugh and/or slight chuckle out of it!
Because who else is going to laugh at my jokes, right?
Two jokes in one section about how I'm not funny.
That's gotta be a new record of some kind.
If you play violin, please, for the love of all that is good, TEACH
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