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23 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 11:48am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Not at all
Working on university
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Allow myself to introduce...myself. I'm Ryan. I am a native Bradentonian, but quickly escaped Bradenton's evil clutches and have landed myself in college here in Orlando; I do miss the crystal clear water of the beaches back home, however.

I'll keep it short and simple as I like to feign the persona of a mysterious man to make up for the fact that I'm really quite a simple fellow.

Back in 1991, in a hospital not far from my hometown . . .
Sorry, that's all I've got.

That being said, feel free to ask me anything. You could even -*gasp!* dare I say it?- ask me to meet up sometime if you're from around here. I feel as though this sort of thing should be a supplement, not a substitute to human interaction.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Have you given any thought to your future, son?"

Currently a UCF student. I've begun working on two video games with a group of close nerdy friends. Will update when we become gods of the video game industry.

I am a lifeguard. An income allows me to continue what has been described to me as "shameless eating habits." =D
Plus, who doesn't like fluorescent red swim shorts? HAHA!
I don't.

I also Reddit. It's a full time thing.
+1 upvote if you are also a Redditor and 150 points to Gryffindor.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge. I'm an overall artsy sort of person. I wouldn't say I'm a good artist, but I can actually come out with decent drawings or paintings if I focus on it. Music is definitely my forte, however.

Psst! I play piano and electric guitar. And I've been playing for most of my life. Ever had a guy write a song about you? No? Well...I'll be honest, I probably won't write one for you either. But it's a nice thought, right?

You just left my profile, didn't you?

Oftentimes, I can be found traversing rugged terrain and taming mythical beasts. By traversing rugged terrain, I mean...not doing that (I live in Florida). And by taming mythical beasts . . .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have pretty eyes quite often (they be green). Sometimes I give a quick "Thanks!" with a smile. Most times, however, I'll stare deeply into that person's eyes until they become uncomfortable and walk briskly away.

Other than that, people usually warm up to my sense of humor...or hate me because of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Walking Dead. Enough said. (because I don't watch TV otherwise...)

Though, I will say that Adventure Time is pretty awesome as well. And a friend of mine has recently introduced me to the Venture Bros series!

I'm very much a metal music guy. Some of my all time favorite bands include: Dream Theater, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Symphony X, Wintersun, OLD Metallica, etc.
That doesn't mean I don't know a lot of other music. You can hear me singing anything from Frank Sinatra to Gloria Gaynor (most notably "I Will Survive". And I'm damn good at it!)

Also, this:
I love this and you should, too!

I will eat almost anything. Mexican (of course) is always a plus and I also love Indian food. And potato casserole is the key to my heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Idiots - Material for my jokes.
2. Ever heard of extra crunchy peanut butter? Yea, I'm made of it.
3. Guitar and piano. Sure I could try to live without them, but I would most likely fail.
4. Exercise: If no exercise present, danger of spontaneous combustion imminent.
5. Cold weather. It keeps me sane for about five days out of the Florida year.
6. Video games extend life. Ask for my GT on xbox or Steam! I need more gaming buddies!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever is requiring my attention at the moment.

The mind is a terrible thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This could cover a range of anything from staying at home playing video games to cave diving; yes, there are, in fact, caves in Florida!

Whatever I feel like doing, I do. I'm not a party guy though, so I must be boring!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to live in a forest with seven little men until an old woman fed me a poisoned apple and I woke up with some prince guy taking advantage of me in my poison-induced, comatose state.

I left that place shortly thereafter.
You should message me if
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You're down to game. Suffering from severe lack of static gaming friends over here.

A sense of humor is required. Or at least laugh at my jokes.
You can even pretend if you have to.
*sigh* I want to be funny.

Fun fact: you can almost bet with 95% certainty that if I sent you a message, I was getting a laugh and/or slight chuckle out of it! Because who else is going to laugh at my jokes, right? Hahaha!

Two jokes in one section about how I'm not funny.
That's gotta be a new record of some kind.