I'll keep it short and simple as I like to feign the persona of a mysterious man to make up for the fact that I'm really quite a simple fellow.
Back in 1991, in a hospital not far from my hometown . . .
Sorry, that's all I've got.
That being said, feel free to ask me anything. You could even -*gasp!* dare I say it?- ask me to meet up sometime if you're from around here. I feel as though this sort of thing should be a supplement, not a substitute to human interaction.