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36 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:17am
Black, Native American, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Strictly other
Other, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My previous summary was primarily comprised of cheeky lyrics from an obscure comedy show on HBO; this may have confused the uninitiated.
That pretty much sums me up. I have a tendency to seem aloof or maybe i am, who knows? I can come across as shy; my friends can attest that i am anything but that. I enjoy self effacing humor that teeters on narcissism, but I promise I'm only halfway kidding. I have a penchant for bawdy humor and behavior that I rarely try to contain. I thought this would be funnier when I started writing it, but now I'm getting bored so...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
wonderfully underwhelming my youthful aspirations; living like a character out of a bukowski novel as i drink, dance, laugh, sing and fret while stumbling beautifully towards fulfilling the potential i subconsciously avoid but will inevitably realize. At times I create art, build furniture, make things, mix cocktails, make money. It's a beautiful struggle.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding things, losing things, fixing things, building things, cooking things, hearing things, doing things, showing things and knowing things, drinking things, mixing things, kissing things...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As of late, I'd say the scar on my cheek that makes me look like a smoldering Byronic hero. Think "scarred, secretive, sexy, soap opear star".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:Bukowski, Palahniuk, Cotton:history of a revolutionary fiber, Tao of Pooh, Daniel Baldwin, Malcolm Gladwell, story of the eye, the story of O. Zero:the history of a dangerous idea, King Leopold's Ghost, the Mismeasure of Man, a lover's discourse, what we want is free. the bulk of my posessions are my books, these are but a few titles to seed any conversation you may care to instigate.
periodicals: Seed Magazine, Arts Asia Pacific, Esquire, Juxtapose
online interests: the Sartorialist, the Awesomer, XKCD, Perry Bible Fellowship, dodsonandross, mnftiu...
shows: TED Talks, True Detective, Helix, Halt and Catch Fire, Fargo, Orphan Black, Hannibal, GOT, shameless, house of lies, house of cards, american horror story, the killing, veep, the walking dead, party down, 30 rock, parks and recreation, eastbound and down, community,sherlock, californication, mad men, flight of the conchords, arrested development, eureka, battlestar galactica, the wire, torchwood, planet earth (doc series).

movies: I love the films of Alejandro Jodorowsky; with or without sound they are visually stunning, complex tales filled with beautiful symbolism. Right now Sante Sangre is my favorite to screen for people. Searching for the Wrong Eyed Jesus is an amazing documentary I was recently exposed to. The Weather Underground (doc), Man in the Sand (doc), Secretary, Christopher Nolan films, the 3 Colors Trilogy by Krzysztof Kieślowski, Network, Cool Hand Luke, the Seventh Seal, 21 Jump Street (better than I expected), Coen Bros. films, Wes Anderson films, Lars von Trier films, the occasional summer blockbuster. I've seen a lot, I like a lot...too much to list.

as far as food goes, i like just about everything. I particularly like spicy food. I take pride in preparing meals and cocktails for the people I care about, though strangers are welcome too. I do alright in the kitchen and enjoy sharing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i don't really need much at all.
Good Food & Drink
Good Music
Good Humor
Good Health (I really like riding my bike.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things that make you smile...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It was extremely hot one day so some of us took a nap. We went to a bar in dreamland to meet the ancient sages. We asked them if our schoolmaster came there every afternoon, but they said they had never seen any such fellow...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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at some point i will do something to amaze you...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you've got good sense of humor, know a good joke, have a healthy appetite for debauchery or just a healthy appetite. let's grab a drink, go to an art event or let me show you my favorite secret public art in Houston. let's do something even if it's something wrong.