Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, my name is Roxanne and I live in York. I'm 27 and I currently
work at York Hospital as a RN on an Ortho/Neuro floor. I have my
own place. Im a really fun and outgoing person. I like being on a
4wheeler or motorcycle and would rather do that than be in a
five-star place; as my English friend would describe me- "you're
rather pikey". I really enjoy hanging out and meeting new people. I
love going to small bars (dont like the clubs), going to the races,
fishing, bull riding events, horse rides, camping, kayaking,
watching movies (horror!), country music, doing anything with my
friends, or taking road trips to ANYWHERE! Ill pretty much try
anything once, life is too short not to (though I am dealthy afraid
of flying!). Might as well have as much fun as you can while you
still got the chance! Im a very forward person and I dont hide
anything, so as long as you can handle my bluntness we are good to
go! I am also the most sarcastic person on earth, so dont ever take
me too seriously, or you'll be offended when I dont mean to offend
you. Overall, Im a very goal-oriented and self driven person and I
am looking for someone who is the same and can have fun with me. I
am not your typical 27 yr old girl, I really have my ducks in a
I think maybe I should add a little about me. While the above is
true, it sounds too serious. And serious I am not. My friends would
describe me as a crazy fun girl....Ill give anything a go and Im
sure to make you laugh. Im looking for a very simple life, unlike
most girls money doesnt mean anything to me. I came from a VERY
poor family, and though I am not poor now I know what that is like,
so it keeps me grounded (telling me one nice things a day would get
you so much farther than buying me something). I dont think
anything is better than sitting on my back porch and watching the
fireflies dance, or just spending a day with friends doing whatever
the day brings. Im extremely reliable, and I keep to my word. I
believe in working, but I believe even more in playing once the
work is done. I think a Fri night at the races and a party at
someones house on a Sat night is the ultimate weekend, along with a
lazy day on Sunday. Just like I enjoy a simple life, Im looking for
a simple love.
So maybe that's a little more about who I am as a person rather
than what I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a RN on a Neuro/Ortho floor at York Hospital. (I work 12 hr
days 3 days a week) I plan to work on the floor for a little while
and then move to a trauma unit and then return to college and get
my masters in CRNA. Otherwise, Im busy showing life who is boss!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying new things
Being an awesome friend
Swearing, a lot
But Im NOT good at: keeping my balance, anything artsy, tolerating
pain, dealing with stupid people, dusting, and being lazy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My boobs are 3x smaller than previously noted. Eyes seem to be the
second most noticed thing. They also notice that I am funny, up
front and exciting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dogma is my fav. movie. Mac and Chz is my fav. food. I love any
book I can get my hands on (minus Harry Potter or Twilight- I just
can't fall for that stupid shit). And let's get real- The Walking
Dead is the most amazing show to ever hit TV!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Money- for traveling and having fun!
My dog- who has passed away, but I left it on here bc I miss her
A good laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and the goals I plan to achieve. As a health care worker
I also spend a lot of time pondering life, and what goes on after
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an
hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a
minute. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein
"Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and
deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a
logical place to start." -Nicholas Cage (Lord of War)
"Poor planning leads to piss poor performance"- My Brother
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends, hanging out at my house or watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have ICP on my iPod. LOL
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not an ass, you arent just looking to have sex with me, you
are well educated, you are stable in both money and mind, and if,
you just want to meet a nice, hilarious girl!
Who are you looking for?
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