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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:48pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Thai (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Watch this first:
Password: rsamsen

If you like what you see, then read on.

I'm a real up-to-sky kind of guy.
I'm crazy about film, literature, music, theatre, art, and architecture, amongst other things.
I enjoy people who enjoy ideas.
I smile and laugh a lot.
I have a very dry wit.
I would never belong to any club that would have me as a member.
If you let me, I'll charm your pants off. And not just your pants.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filmmaker. Tutor. Teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy.

Owning the dance floor.

I play a few instruments and I sing. Lately, I've been playing a bunch of ukulele; my grandfather has encouraged me to stop playing this instrument that only "plunks."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My aura. Blinding, hard to miss.

Apparently, I am familiar even though you've never met me. (I'm a time traveler.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Always reading something. Recent winners in the past few months: Independent People, A High Wind in Jamaica, Farewell, My lovely, Middlemarch, Hard to Be a God.

Movies: Rules of the Game, Mouchette, Blowup, Chinatown, Rosemary's Baby, Harold & Maude, Cleo from 5 to 7, Stalker, Tokyo Story, the 7-Up series, Groundhog Day, Ordinary People, Yi Yi, Touch of Evil, Don't Look Now, the Isle of Flowers, Scenes from a Marriage, The Green Ray, Love & Death, The Great Muppet Caper. I know, I know, esoteric. But trust me, at least one of these titles you haven't seen is your future favorite film of all-time.

TV: The Wire, Breaking Bad, Twin Peaks, & Arrested Development. Bojack Horseman is currently the best show on TV.

Music: Cocteau Twins, Elliott Smith, Stevie Wonder, Arthur Russell, Schubert, Jobim, David Bowie, Bill Evans, Fela Kuti, The Smiths, The Band, Joni Mitchell, Neutral Milk Hotel, Os Mutantes, Jacques Brel, Pixies, Ratatat, Radiohead, Anita O'Day, James Brown, Tortoise, Wire, Beethoven, Big Star, Jorge Ben, Jai Paul, Richard & Linda Thompson.

I'm culturally omnivorous.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, sex, and art. Friends and family. Dreams.

This is real honesty here, people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being and Time.

And Movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Forging in the smithy of my soul the uncreated conscience of my race.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe it's my imagination, but food seemed to taste better when I was a kid. Also, food would sing and dance and play musical instruments, but that could also have been my imagination.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm just looking for the usual things: love, sex, fun, laughter, excitement, companionship. But, because life is short, here are a few more details:

You laugh all the time.
You're kind and generous.
You have good, broad taste in both audio and visual.
You want to actually DO things rather than just hang out.
You have a healthy sex drive.
You can start conversations, not just continue them.
You're pretty darn smart. And curious.
You prefer not to automatically live by the conventions society has
presented you but rather to evaluate them based on their
You can expertly operate in all levels of society but feel most
comfortable among artists/intellectuals.
You want the same in me and you find me attractive!

You can message me but I don't respond very often. Super picky. At the same time, am super ambivalent about this site currently. So maybe you should message me.

P.S. I hate online dating.