lets see if i can be as cliche' as possible. as you cant tell yet i
like to live on the edge for example, use q-tips to clean out my
ears when the box clearly states not to. i dont like to use capital
letters, and messing up a sentence with a random comma always makes
the day better. lol. i like to laugh and make people laugh, if i
gotta drop it down low in the middle of a store for a laugh then i
will. i always look at the positive side of life, theres no reason
to be sad if you can be happy. yeah life can be shitty, but theres
no point in dwelling on it. im pretty shy at first untill i get to
know you and your bounderies. ive been called "mr. random" and "mr.
innapropriate" plenty of times. but its all in good fun for a
laugh. but im a nice guy, im a committed guy, and i have goals and
aspirations. and one of those goals is to have a family within the
next 5-10 years. im no clubber, mainly cause i dont know how to
dance. but i do like to play drinking games and im pretty good at
beer pong. lol. im down to do anything with someone i care about. i
like trying new things whether its food or a road trip. i listen to
pretty much all music but my go to tunes are hip-hop/rap and
r&b. i love me some slow jams. also, i have very pretty light
blue eyes, by what im told, and have been asked if i wear color
contacts more then a few times. i believe in showing my significant
other her worth, cause if i care about you, then your worth more
then words can express. im a guy thats not scared to send flowers,
or share feelings. and im a very good listener and talker if the
convo is interesting. i am a sports fan (what guy isnt) and the
redskins are my top team. and i like all the washington teams in
the other not so important sports. lol. i do workout when i have
the chance which sometimes is only twice a week cause i work 10-12
hour days. im looking for a women who isnt afraid of a laugh, is
attractive to ME, cause i dont care about the rest of the world,
and a women that just wants a guy to be happy with and share there
life with. if your wondering why i have only pictures of me alone
its cause ive learned theres very few people you can trust (no i
dont have extreme trust issues) and most of my other friends are
married, and no married cuople wants to hang out with a single guy.
sadly. so if any of this has made you decide to come to the edge of
life and take a chance on actually getting to know me and not a
profile then send me a messege. i dont bite. usually. SIDE NOTE: if
i favorited you, its not cause im stalking you its cause im gunna
send you a messege im just trying to figure out what to put in the
messege that doesnt make me sound rediculous.
What I’m doing with my life
Im moving up, and going to continue to move up untill i feel im
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My pretty blue eyes when im not wearing my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dont really read books, they dont grab my attention and i usually
forget what i read when i turn the page. I like many movies to name
a few, Law Abiding Citizen, Matrix trilogy, 300, Drive, Demolition
Man, Transformer trilogy, and many others. I dont watch many shows
but the ones ive watched that ive liked, Carnivale, True Blood,
Weeds, and a few others i cant think of at the moment. I listen to
all music but mt go to tunes are hip-hop/ rap and slow jams/RandB.
Im a little picky with food, i dont like seafood, and im not huge
on mexican, but i can eat it, like moes and chipotle.
The six things I could never do without
Water, my phone, my car with gas in it, my job, food,
friends/family and someone to care about.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next move, work, and finding someone special.
On a typical Friday night I am
if im working saturday, sittin at home, if im not working
saturday...sittin at home. lol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i eat my food in even numbers, yes, weird, i know.
You should message me if
your not afriad to laugh, you dont mind a little embarresment in
public, and your looking for a serious lasting relationship.