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rshafferdc

44 / M / Gay / Single

Austin, Texas

His Details

Last Online
May 18
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ultimately searching for a LTR and previously was in, but willing to negotiate the journey!
Roger Sterling: "You're not good at relationships because you don't value them."
What I’m doing with my life
Learning and trying to enjoy it on the way.........isn't it strange that just when we think we have it figured out, we get stumped?

I wanted to name one of my dogs Willis, just so I could say, "what you barking 'bout Willis", but he just looked at me like I was a freak and refused to acknowledge that name!
I’m really good at
My profession, being considerate, staying curious and engaged!
The first things people usually notice about me
The swarm of insects orbiting my body....I guess I need to shower more often!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Nova, Frontline, and AMERICAN EXPERIENCE!!!! I am waiting for the REAL return of Keith Olbermann whenever that may be (CurrentTV does NOT count.......my mistake al jazeera)! Since he got fired AGAIN I wonder if he will return.

Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead! Radiohead!
The six things I could never do without
Plumbing
Language (spoken and written)
Crack Cocaine (pronounced CA-CAINE)
Milhouse (Millard, Melford, Melverna, Perfect)
Herschel (Runtly....he is seriously SMALL) and
NOW....Bender!
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why NO ONE answers my OKCupid profile~
On a typical Friday night I am
Howling at the moon (if it's full), crying at the clouds, or
staring at the stars. I often wonder what happened to Carrie
Fisher, but I finally discovered this week via Jenny Craig.....and now GONE again!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Nothing....it's private and I don't know you yet!

Okay here is something, I have a "thing" for hairy forearms......don't know why.....it is just the way it is!

Okay....okay and I don't want any crap about it! I REALLY like Antony and the Johnsons!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 38–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You write in English, I don't understand any other language....seriously...... I am not stupid I just never learned any other!