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26 F Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 11
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the part where I manifest a brief marketing blurb telling you how utterly amazing I am. You'll learn all about me. I'm funny, but not too funny, I'm intelligent, but not condescending or pretentious, and I'm sweet, but also frisky and sarcastic. You'll have judged my physical appearance based on the above photographs, and passed judgement on my proverbial book-of-a-person. In the midst of all this nonsense you will eventually realize (I hope) that every individual's summation of self can be distilled into a set of clichéd characteristics which most people (including you) hold up as the checklist-of-all-checklists of requirements for finding that oh-so-elusive, seemingly impossible "one" (assuming you're not here looking for a pen pal or beneficial friend). You'll of course have the gut reaction that I'm wrong - SURELY one's ideal "person" would stand out more, jump off the page, have that "something" that is necessary for them to be set apart, to make it "click" for you, that instinct that kicks in and urges you to connect... Well, for both of our sakes, I hope you're right.

If you'd like to know something about me, just ask. Listing my personal resume here takes all the fun out of those initial, obligatory "weather conversations".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Have you seen The Devil Wears Prada? I'm Anne Hathaway. Except for the evil boss part.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding new uses for sour cream (like making sugar cookies), getting stains out of difficult situations, and making great road trip playlists.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh. It's loud and eerily reminiscent of a Disney Villain.

Actually, it's probably my hair. Long, blonde, shiny (blah, blah, blah). But the laugh is definitely cooler.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Beautiful Ruins
Wuthering Heights
The Fault in Our Stars
A Song of Ice and Fire Series

Indiana Jones (...except for the most recent one- it doesn't count)
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Arsenic and Old Lace

Game of Thrones
Anything Ellen shows up on randomly
Documentaries narrated by David Attenborough or Morgan Freeman

Everything except for hard core and ghetto rap. Last time I checked, I have over two weeks worth of music on my iTunes (maybe I should start illegally downloading things...)

Pancakes with peanut buttter
Anything with cinnamon in it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do without quite a lot, but I'm most spoiled to the following:

Hot showers
Reminder app on my phone
Baseball and SEC football
My pillow
White noise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If my theory on the delayed adolescence of the male gender is entirely accurate. So far, my hypothesis has been sustained. Care to challenge me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, reading a book, watching a movie, making a mattress slide down the stairs, at a braves game, or any other random assortment of things. If it's raining, you'll probably find me on the couch with friends playing board games and watching 80's movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This profile was created under duress, and I'm using it partially against my will, and partially because I love stepping outside my comfort zone- I'm incapable of contentment if I'm sitting idle for too long.

Also, the only chocolate things I like are fudge brownies and fresh-from-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. I have no clue what all the hype is.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–42
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love dogs, kids, and can string together a sentence that's at least marginally cohesive.

Oh, and if you're still experiencing bouts of delayed adolescence without the necessary undertones of nostalgia required of a full-fledged man, please don't waste either of our time.