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rubeyr

31 M Lancaster, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm loudmouthed inappropriate and fun loving. I like to embarass myself and other people. I like beer, writing, and stalking people on facebook. I'm sometimes given the opportunity to say whatever I want, like on a dating website, cauliflower.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
mechanical engineering student learning how shit works so I can get paid to make shit work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Milkshakes and assigning things sentimental value. I can hold my breath and go back and forth underwater in some pools. I once caught a glimpse of a unicorn out of the corner of my eye but by the time I turned to look it had changed back into a mailbox.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Loud, funny, how fast I can blink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can't put my finger on the favorites. I'll just list the last of each that I enjoyed. Cats Cradle, Sunshine, Rubber soul, Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Sleep, Technology, Hammocks, Humor, Cotton
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
No heaven, No hell, living for today, no countries, nothing to kill or to die for, no religion, peace, Imagine that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making prank calls, wrestling zombies, cheating death.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shit myself in junior high.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need help with a universal remote control, you need directions to a cool event and don't understand maps, for a straight razor shave, to finish a Rubix cube.