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rubeyr

31 M Lancaster, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm loudmouthed inappropriate and fun loving. I like to embarass myself and other people. I like beer, writing, and stalking people on facebook. I'm sometimes given the opportunity to say whatever I want, like on a dating website, cauliflower.
What I’m doing with my life
mechanical engineering student learning how shit works so I can get paid to make shit work.
I’m really good at
Making Milkshakes and assigning things sentimental value. I can hold my breath and go back and forth underwater in some pools. I once caught a glimpse of a unicorn out of the corner of my eye but by the time I turned to look it had changed back into a mailbox.
The first things people usually notice about me
Loud, funny, how fast I can blink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't put my finger on the favorites. I'll just list the last of each that I enjoyed. Cats Cradle, Sunshine, Rubber soul, Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Sleep, Technology, Hammocks, Humor, Cotton
I spend a lot of time thinking about
No heaven, No hell, living for today, no countries, nothing to kill or to die for, no religion, peace, Imagine that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making prank calls, wrestling zombies, cheating death.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shit myself in junior high.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You need help with a universal remote control, you need directions to a cool event and don't understand maps, for a straight razor shave, to finish a Rubix cube.