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26 M Bensalem, PA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Judaism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
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Has dogs

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My self-summary
Why hello there! I thought I'd give this online thing a whirl and see what comes of it. I enjoy meeting new people and constantly strive to surround myself with positive influences. Though I'm a very laid back, go with the flow type of person, I am extremely competitive. I'm a big sports fan. I like jamming out to music hard. I like imitating singers. I'm never afraid to be purposely awkward, say things people wouldn't think to, let loose and just be myself... the main thing that turns me off to other people is when I can sense any type of fakeness - which apparently isn't a word because there is a red line under it. Being comfortable with who you are and not letting outside forces change you is probably the biggest thing to me. Oh, and I'm Jewish - however, a lot of people have told me that I "don't seem" Jewish...whatever that means.

Farts will always be funny.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from Temple University in 2010 with a degree in Broadcast, Telecommunications, and Mass Media - also known as BTMM, which hopefully will get changed to a different name cause this one sucks. I interned with Comcast SportsNet, as I wanted to pursue a career in sports production. However, toward the end of my journey at college, I realized the media field wasn't right for me.

I am currently an Endo Tech for a GI practice in Yardley. Basically I assist with the scoping of buttholes. It's fantastic. I also help facilitate trips for Adults with Developmental Disabilities which is a very rewarding experience. The members are great.
I’m really good at
Let's see... In no specific order: bowling, fantasy football, eating, not being serious, some imitations, making terrible jokes funny, car drumming, not seeing famous movies that everyone has seen and then getting yelled at for not seeing it, breaking out in song randomly. I wouldn't say I'm "really good" at playing guitar, but I did play in a band for a while so I guess I'll consider that "above average"
The first things people usually notice about me
dark hair with blue eyes.. we're aliens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gotta love the obvious comedy choices such as Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and I Love You Man

And the romantic-yet-still-okay-for-dudes-to-enjoy-movies like 500 Days of Summer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Beginners, Garden State, and Across the Universe

Then the childhood favorites Angels in the Outfield, Mighty Ducks (2 was the best), Austin Powers (see previous parenthesis), any Disney Movie...obv

Randoms include Inglorious Basterds, Requiem for a Dream, and Man on Fire

TV: Parks and Recreation, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Boy Meets World, Scrubs, and a buttload of sports. I'm currently working on the The Wire.

Music: Die hard Green Day fan, Oasis, Band of Horses, City & Colour, New Found Glory, Rogue Wave, The Shins, Good Old War, A Day to Remember, Bayside

...Boyz II Men, Ace of Base, Real McCoy...and anything that sounds like "in a dreaaammmm my loveeeee, you will fiiiiind my hearrttttttt." I'm a sucker for skating rink jams. And Ke$ha.

Food: Always appreciate the Jewish delicatessen. I can live off sandwiches. Chicken Salad on Rye, Turkey Club.. you name it. Big sushi fan, as well.
The six things I could never do without
Green Day
A good laugh
A good poop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
anything and everything
On a typical Friday night I am
usually in Philly, grabbing a beer or two. Or six.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the end of Titanic. And in the middle of Air Bud where Josh tries to disown Buddy. I refuse to watch Marley and Me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating