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31 Orlando, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A jovial mother-fucker. A silly bastard. I like to write songs, especially when I've had "a few". I do some pickin', I do some grinnin'. I'm very open to any new experiences.
a sweet heart, really.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work hard at the things I care about. I consistently strive to be a better man. (I falter like anyone else does) My professional goals are important to me, but recognizing and fully experiencing joy is much more important. I focus a lot of my energy to become a more patient and understanding person because I truly want all of us lovely people to realize our amazing pontential. It honestly seems to me that we can only do that with a little help from our friends.
I love to sing, dance, and laugh every chance I get.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making up the worst puns of all time, making drinking straight gin/tequila look easy, putting on pants (i hardly ever fall over anymore), picking out a good movie to watch, cutting through the bullshit
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my magical beard (which cures all ailments) or my super long eyelashes. So in a word... I guess they would notice I'm a rather hairy fellow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently reading the newest Dave Eggers book and recently became infatuated with the comics East of West and CHEW. Some old favorites are The Gone-Away World by Nick Harkaway, Wake Up, Sir! by Jonathan Ames, Sewer, Gas, and Electric: THE PUBLIC WORKS TRILOGY by Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys, The Hitchhiker's Guide series, The Mad Ones, Don't Get Too Comfortable, Hard-Boiled Wonderland and The End of The World (Murakami is Amazing), Breakfast of Champions...

I love to listen to The Slackers, Wu-Tang Clan, Outkast, Father John Misty, Tune-Yards, Norah Jones, The Clash, The Dirtbombs, MF Doom, anything from Dap-Tone Records, Neutral Milk Hotel, Mighty Hannibal, Lee Moses, Fiona Apple, Parquet Courts, Yo La Tengo, The Flaming Lips, Violent Femmes, Mark Ronson, The Velvet Underground, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Aloe Blacc, Beastie Boys, Van Morrison, Lhasa De Sela, Beck, The Stooges, Iggy Pop, Hieroglyphics, Le Tigre, John Lennon, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, Paul Simon, Operation Ivy, Sam Cooke, Ray Charles, Wilson Pickett, The Strokes, Al Green, Talking Heads, The White Stripes, Pixies, Modest Mouse, Little Richard, Misfits, Otis Redding, Leonard Cohen, Gorillaz, LCD Soundsystem, Cat Power, The Kinks, The Blur, Gnarls Barkley, Ezra Furman and The Harpoons, Eels, The Curious Mystery, Cate Le Bon, The Band, Dead Confederate, Dead Kennedys, CAKE, Cheeseburger...

Louie is probably the greatest television show ever made, followed closely by Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, South Park, 30 Rock, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show, Superjail, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Ridiculous amounts of Dr. Who and a healthy dose of Anthony Bourdain.

My favorite movies, without a doubt, are My Life As A Dog and City of God. I'm also a huge fan of Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, and Stanley Kubrick. Oh, and The Harry Potter movies kick ass, no matter what Justin or Partin have to say about it.

I am a very adventurous eater, but I'd have to say Japanese, Korean and Mexican are my favorites. I also grill a bitchin' Salmon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Memories; as long as I can remember where I've come from I can manage the rest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to find balance in such an extreme world.
How to help myself and others overcome fear and laziness.
The infinite and finite nature of ego.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
takin' it easy, sippin' on a gin n' tonic or spendin' time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I didn't take my vitamins today. ( I usually do, fo real)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you dig Charlie Chaplin.
You are not obsessed with zombies or tattoos. (I know that discounts about 80% of the women of this generation, but I'm comfortable with that)