I have lived in Paris but have not mastered French (has anyone mastered French? I mean they have an annual spelling contest for adults!)
I have driven thousands of miles but all that's gotten me is here.
I have watched kids play sports for hours and hours, but none of them were my own kids.
I have written a lot but published not so much.
I can juggle though not chainsaws.
I have had stitches in my head - twice, but not broken any bones.
I love music although I have yet to master any instrument.
I love going to the top of tall buildings but cannot leap tall buildings.
I love to chat and banter and listen to people and play all sorts of games and sports but dislike being lying and manipulation.
I like living in the city and walking places, but I often drive.
I'd like to meet women who I will laugh and play with me. There are good times to be had here in this life, so let's have some together.