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HarlemEsq

62 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 45–65
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I defend the unjustly accused in New York City and Miami and anywhere else the business takes me. Have gun, will travel. I am very good and very successful at what I do.

I have a garden apartment in Harlem, a condo in Midtown Miami with a wrap terrace overlooking Biscayne Bay, and a simple little house in CT with a big deck in a beautiful back yard. Let's do it live all up and down I-95.

If you are funny, smart, snarky, sarcastic, sweet, and just a bit sour; we just might work.

OKC pigeon holes "current status". My sitch is complex. I am separated. I have current familial care giving responsibilities but am not relationship involved in any normal sense. But hey, obviously I'm not "normal" whatever that is. Eventually, I want a full, future oriented relationship. Whatever that may evolve into.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being present.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, getting it wrong, making it right. Oh, and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
are my stunning physique and my spiky white hair. I'm actually growing it out a bit. Not to worry...no pony tails or mullets! Cutter says we are going for Euro-Sexy. It's going well. I think... I assume you noted my charmingly self-deprecating sense of humor. The "stunning bod". I'm a skinny, boney assed, ectomorph. Look good in a suit though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Federal Rules of Evidence, The Godfather, Chicago, The Ramones, and thin crust pizza.

Yes, it's true, I far prefer the Federal Rules of Evidence to Proust, Rilke, or some other serious intellectual screed. I've been told to read a book.

Okay, I'll do more, the OKC 'bots are chattering that 500 words will bring me to 80% profile completion. I'm nothing if not an achiever. Now they're bugging me that getting 1000 words will make me complete. Forget that! I refuse to be complete. I am a completely imperfect work in perpetual progress.

Like I said, I'm a lazy reader for pleasure as I do lots of work reading. Loved "Just Kids". Patti is way cool. And "Life" was hilarious. I love Carl Haiaasen. He just totally nails the beautiful pathos of South Florida. A send-up, cut-up, Elmore Leonard for the Sunshine State. May Mr. Leonard rest in peace. He was the man! I read all his non-Westerns...honest.

Read most of the "Song of Fire and Ice" anthology on my iPhone. Just had to after I realized that Diana Rigg was Margaery Tyrell's grandma.

I'm also a Micky Haller fan. Michael Connelly captures the essential moral ambiguity of what I do and what I love about my work. Not buyin' a Lincoln though...at least not this week.

You can tell I'm such a serious intellectual. Not anti the well read though. Do you detect a personify flaw or fun guy? Bit of both maybe?

I'll go see anything at the movies. The dark anticipation of the great silver screen. Hot popcorn, Raisinettes, a vat full of Coke. Yeah, I'd rather do action movies than cinema, but any time of day or night at the picture house is big fun.

Dying to watch "Out Of Sight" again all the way on my new downsized flat screen. Clooney and a young J Lo heat a great cast to a fun/hot boil.

It's a guy thing.

I fidget in the theatah. I need an aisle seat. Sometimes I'm transported though. If I get an aisle seat, I'll go see anything and be a better person for it. True confession: I have only had limited success with liking musicals.

But music is always. 70's punk rock, Latin Alt, indie, anything Stones. Old school hip-hop; Gil Scott-Heron. Sad chick singers like Lucinda and Casey Chambers break my heart. Classical in the background while I work. Jazz in Harlem clubs and all over town. Marvin Pontiac on the subway. Salsa, Cuban bolero, bachata. I'm a sponge. Play me something I haven't heard. A Shazzam addict; shazzam I am. So seductive to hear it, want it, name it, and just get it.

I can follow a recipe. However I'm like the guy in that New Yorker cartoon where he's slumped in the chair and his significant other/spouse is standing over him all dressed and ready to go. The caption reads: "I'm leaving you for someone who really cares what they eat for dinner."

However, I'm excellent with the microwave. I'm an obedient sous-chef. Good with a knife and quick to follow orders. Buy me an apron. Order me about. I boil a mean pot of water. Out on the town I'm a foodie whore. From Tuscan Italian, to sushi; from complicated Chinese, to the Shake Shack - I'm a cuisine adventurer. Quick with chop sticks. Pork sate and crème brûlée.

Trying to cut my caffeine. Oh, and thin crust pizza. Did I mention thin crust pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Dogz
2. Spring
3. New York City
4. A well turned phrase
5. Miami
6. My Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next big case.

Balance

Finding time to breathe.

Expanding my biz to Puerto Rico and Bogotá, Colombia.

Are K Cups and Nespresso pods the best or an environmental disaster?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wondering what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I like my women humorously highhanded and compassionately "evil sexy". She'll know just when and how to lovingly tease and mistreat me in the most nurturing of ways.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like a good guy who is up front. You'll like me if you like intelligent conversation, have an edge, and would like a somewhat unconventional but gentlemanly male companion who loves nothing more than to spoil a beautiful woman rotten. If there's chem the rest will take care of its self.