Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I defend the unjustly accused in New York City and Miami and
anywhere else the business takes me. Have gun, will travel. I am
very good and very successful at what I do.
I have a garden apartment in Harlem, a condo in Midtown Miami with
a wrap terrace overlooking Biscayne Bay, and a simple little house
in CT with a big deck in a beautiful back yard. Let's have some fun
all up and down I-95.
If you are funny, smart, snarky, sarcastic, sweet, and just a bit
sour; we just might work. You might like me if you like cheap
garden hoses. Bonus points if you know about such things. Oh okay,
cryptic doesn't always work. It means I'm kinky. As in tie me up
tie me down, Rago retro, T&D to the very edge, key holding, and
feet. Ya know, the usual.
However, I am quite manageable. Vanilla is my new fetish...where
did this up all night top boy come from? As long as you are
adventurous, open minded, and curious it's all good.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, getting it wrong, making it right. Oh, and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my stunning physique and my spiky white hair. I assume you
noted my charmingly self-deprecating sense of humor. The bod, not
the hair. I'm a skinny, boney assed, ectomorph. Look good in a suit
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Federal Rules of Evidence, The Godfather, Chicago, The Ramones,
and thin crust pizza.
Okay, I'll do more, I'm getting 500 words will bring me to 80%
profile completion. I'm nothing if not an achiever. Now I'm getting
1000 words will make me complete. Forget that! I refuse to be
complete. I am an imperfect work in perpetual progress.
I'm a lazy reader for pleasure as I do lots of work reading. Loved
"Just Kids". Patti is way cool. And "Life" was hilarious. I love
Carl Haiaasen. He just totally nails the beautiful pathos of South
Florida. A send-up, cut-up, Elmore Leonard for the Sunshine State.
May Mr. Leonard rest in peace. He was the man!
Reading "Song of Fire and Ice" anthology on my iPhone now. Just had
to after I realized that Diana Rigg was Margaery Tyrell's grandma.
I'm also a Micky Haller fan. Michael Connelly captures the
essential moral ambiguity of what I do and what I love about my
work. Not buyin' a Lincoln though...at least not this week.
I'll go see anything at the movies. The dark anticipation of the
great silver screen. Hot popcorn, Raisinettes, a vat full of Coke.
Yeah, I'd rather do action movies than cinema, but any night at the
picture house is big fun. Dying to watch "Out Of Sight" again on my
new downsized flat screen. Clooney and a young J Lo heat a great
cast to a fun/hot boil.
It's a guy thing.
I fidget in the theatre. I need an aisle seat. Sometimes I'm
transported though. If I get me an aisle seat, I'll go see anything
and be a better person for it.
Music is always. 70's punk rock, Latin Alt, indie, anything Stones.
Old school hip-hop; Gil Scott-Heron. Sad chick singers like Lucinda
and Casey Chambers break my heart. Classical in the background
while I work. Jazz in clubs. Marvin Pontiac on the subway. Salsa,
Cuban bolero, bachata. I'm a sponge. Play me something I haven't
heard. A Shazzam addict; shazzam I am. So seductive to hear it,
want it, name it, and just get it.
I'm excellent with the microwave. I'm an obedient sous-chef. Good
with a knife and quick to follow orders. Buy me an apron. Order me
about. I boil a mean pot of water. Out on the town I'm a foodie
whore. From Tuscan Italian, to sushi; from complicated Chinese, to
the Shake Shack - I'm a cuisine adventurer. Quick with chop sticks.
Pork sate and crème brûlée.
Trying to cut my caffine. Oh, and thin crust pizza. Did I mention
thin crust pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. New York City
4. A well turned phrase
6. My Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next big case.
Finding time to breathe.
Expanding my biz to Puerto Rico and Bogotá, Colombia.
Are K Cups and Nespresso pods the best or an environmental
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I like my women humorously highhanded and compassionately
rough. She'll know just when and how to lovingly tease and mistreat
me in the most nurturing of ways. In other words, I like women who
are tops in the streets and in the sheets - a dominant girl next
But like I said; I'm a born again, long to please, vanilla flavor
kid in the candy store of love.
You should message me if
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You like intelligent conversation, have an edge, and would like a
somewhat unconventional but gentlemanly male companion who loves
nothing more than to spoil a beautiful woman rotten. If there's
chem the rest will take care of its self.
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