Then I went to look at 'My Details' imagining all the little witticisms I could embed in my answers, but no... No, no, I only get to choose from limited options... The only answer I'm really happy with is 'Education'. And I really want a line for 'Number of passport stamps'.
Okay, so here's my first pass at answers:
Ethnicity: Californian mutt
Diet: Leaning toward paleo locavore at the moment
Religion: "This place where you are right now, God circled on a map for you" -Hafiz
Job: This week involves too much concern about a cash flow forecast.
Offspring: No, but I have three beautiful nieces and a beautiful goddaughter, and the older ones just want money for Christmas, but the younger ones still love those magical gifts in big boxes. Though when I was in Toys R Us I was so excited about all the cool toys for little boys and was feeling some longing...
Ahhh, that's a little better... I think I was a little claustrophobic in here at first. I just needed a little more room to spread out.
And, yes, I know the rule about quotation marks and periods, but I'm being obstinate.