Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An ultra jazzy go getter with a raw talent for height. -People
Insightful, humorous, and a raucous good time. -NY Times
Despite the short attention span and overly active thyroid he
actually has a knack for interesting conversation. -Some guy I made
out with once at a house party
He drinks a lot of wine. -the cashier at Central Market
Eh- My Ex Boyfriend
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been spending a lot of time trying to get my paper mâché biz
"Mâché you'll be there" up and running. If you're interested in
purchasing just tell me what you want, what you really really want,
and I'll give you a 2 become 1 deal.
But in actuality I'm just working in improving myself and being the
best self I can. I still have a lot of work, but I think what I
have accomplished thus far is something to be proud of. I just
started Bikram yoga and I'm really awful at it. Update: I gave up
on Bikram. Maybe I'll do another form of yoga that's not so
I'm also just trying to enjoy every moment and just enjoy what ever
comes my way. I'm hoping a lifetime supply of wine is headed my
way, but I won't hold my breath.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knitting, crocheting, and latch hooking. I placed first in my
churches annual needle point competition, and I can cook a mean
pecan pie. None of that is true, but I'm a pretty good cook, and I
like to pretend I'm really good at indoor gardening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. I'm 6'4 so I usually tower over most people. Then I
guess the second thing they notice are my eyes, or maybe my face.
I'll have to ask someone this question the next time I meet someone
new. That shouldn't be too awkward.
Someone finally told me its my tattoos. So there ya have it folks,
my tattoos are the first thing peeps notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Classixx, Goldfrapp, Cut Copy, Disclosure, Chromatics, Glass
Candy, RAC, Millionyoung, Penguin Prison, Lana Del Rey, Duke
Dumont, Holy Ghost, Appaloosa, SNAP, Elliphant, etc.
Books: Emails, text messages, Book of Mormon, anything by David or
Amy Sedaris, and some other books I've read and stuff.
Food: I want to be buried with a pizza, love sushi, anything
involving carbs, ice cream, and chocolate. Sadly I eat really
healthy during the week so I give myself a binge day on the
weekend. Right now I'm craving bear claws and a Reese's peanut
butter cup blizzard from Dairy Queen. Hopefully we'll meet while
I'm in a sugar coma.
I'm not really into watching movies or TV shows much these days. I
have my favorites, but I'm positive you'll judge me so ill save
that for later. Oh, I love 30 Rock and I'm devastated its over.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I leave the oven on? I'm pretty sure I turned it off. Wait, was
that yesterday? Maybe I didn't turn it off. I'm sure it's fine it's
not like its gas. But my place is gonna be super hot though. What
if I left the stove on?! I probably left something on top if it too
and it's going to catch fire. Maybe I can call my property manager
and have someone check on it? But my place is really messy and I
would be mortified if they saw it. God I need to clean. I've been
so busy with work, I just need to break down and hire a maid. Then
I'll have to clean up before she gets there so that's a good thing.
I need to buy new towels. I've had the same ones for like ever.
Maybe I'll redo my whole bathroom. It could use some paint. Then
I'll get a new shower curtain. I wonder if West Elm is having a
sale. Target has some cute home stuff too though, and they're
It's like this in my head all day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scouring the city for a new place to eat/drink/hang, or visiting an
old favorite. Maybe jumping rope, or trying to finish up that Lisa
Frank puzzle from 4th grade.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to tap dance for money.
You should message me if
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You're down to earth, and have an incredible sense of humor. Great
taste in music is a plus.
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