Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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For rent: Tall, dark, karaoking, swing dancing Lance Armstrong
impersonator is available on selected evenings. Call soon. Seating
Standard services include:
1) singing duets to adoring fans
2) arm wrestling to settle our different tastes in music
3) making wishes as we toss pennies into the fountain
Due to lack of demand, the following features are no longer
1) poor hygiene
2) awkward silences
3) soliloquies about wrongs of exes past
4) long boring dinners with endless drivel about work
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For starters, not taking life too seriously. And that applies to
dating as well.
My wise uncle once told my teenage self, "If she can reply to your
sarcasm with sarcasm instead of getting offended, she's a keeper."
If that statement alone offends you, find another poor sap to date.
I don't placate low self esteem.
But if you think a good relationship of any form involves an
ongoing battle of wits, keep reading, Vizzini.
I'm not the guy who will bring you roses on the first date, praying
for an awkward peck on the cheek. I will be the guy who's not
afraid to make the first move or to start a pillow fight on Sunday
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding parking tickets. I might have acquired secondhand
Figuring out the chord structures to snogs without reading the
sheet music. I guess God wanted me to be a guitar player. (Sorry,
ladies. No guitar.)
And saying what everybody else is thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My deep voice. Back in Junior High I used to impersonate people's
dads on the phone. "Jimmy can't some to school today because he's
not feeling well."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
50 Shades of Grey, The Women's Room, Atlas Shrugged, The Communist
Oh wait, this is serious?
Ok for real:
Outliers, Blink, Power of Habit, Freakonomics, Predictably
Irrational, The Signal And the Noise, Moneyball, The Big Short, The
Power of Habit, When Genius Failed - The Rise and Fall of
And yes, I enjoyed Fight Club. Get over it.
For music, too many to list here. If I have to run to the piano to
bang out the chord structure, it's probably a good song. My
playlist includes everything from Brahms and Frank Sinatra, to Moby
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2) The Wheel
3) The West Wing
(Ok, I put the last two down because I was told that iphone
are the most searched for
in OK Cupid. I'll say iphone
one more time so the search
engine smiles down upon me ;-)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life would be more interesting if we got rid of small
Check this out: http://bit.ly/cFDgrR
This is from a real-life behavioral economist, Dan Ariely, and
nobody knows romance better than economists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with old friends and making new ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't care about sports... at all.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You think that dates should be sexy.
2) You usually agree with Dan Savage
3) You are a fan of XKCD.
4) You'll be Beatrice to my Benedick.
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