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eastsidelandlord

38 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Czech (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To Keith Richards, I'm looking for someone I could call "My Little Rock n' Roll". I'm a nice guy, big heart, dark/dry/dirty sense of humour, but a little edgy - looking for a connection with a woman who knows what she wants, can do Friday nights in, Saturdays out with friends and days outside. I'm looking for a woman who's intelligent, compassionate to the people around her and free spirit!

OK - that's the relationship Coles Notes. Some more things about me: I run, have taught running clinics, have played guitar for 20+ years, been in bands, am currently playing in an acoustic country duo, travelled (mostly to see family and ski), just got back from 3 weeks in Thailand, attempt my own renovations, own my place, rent out part and I'm sure there's other stuff I'm leaving out.

I could go on at length but I think maybe a teaser is better. ;-) If you'd like to learn more about me, drop me a line!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a software developer/IT professional. Have you fallen asleep yet or should I go on about it some more?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Relationships with my family/friends/co-workers.
Running
Guitar
Biking
Skiing
Cooking (Currently a short but sweet repertoire)
Long, drawn out conversations.
Home renovations.
Various IT things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like John Malkovich. "Hey - it's Teddy KGB! Your money... I am still up grand... from this last time I stick it in you." It's cool. I could do worse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Right now I'm reading "It's So Easy - And Other Lies" by Duff McKagen. Other stuff I've loved was "Me Talk Pretty One Day" by David Sedaris, "Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" and "Killing Yourself to Live" by Chuck Klosterman, and the Game of Thrones series.

I'll pretty much see anything with/by the following actors/directors/producers: Clint Eastwood, Natalie Portman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Nolan,Wes Anderson,Lorne Michaels.

TV: Current favourites are "Damages", "Community", "House of Lies", "Portlandia", "Game of Thrones", "30 Rock".

Music: I'm mainly a rock guy but stuff that I'm listening to these days includes Gov't Mule, a bit of Sarah Harmer, Springsteen, Belle and Sebastian, ZZ Top, Phish, Guns N' Roses and some country stuff.

Food: I love pretty much anything that doesn't involve entrails or eyeballs but I do love Haggis. I think living in Toronto makes you into a bit of a foodie.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitars
A heart
Running shoes
My cats' litter box
My mountain bike
Cash
Skiing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Funny things that people say, the next renovation I'm going to do, how to live life more authentically.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday is generally my chillax night, but that said it doesn't usually take much to convince me to do something. I like to come home, cook, play guitar or watch a movie when it gets too late to annoy my tenants/neighbors. Otherwise I like to head out to a local pub with friends or maybe a movie or a baseball game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm bald - seriously - this is the Internet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm looking for a woman who is looking for an adult (notice I didn't say serious) relationship. The best way I can put it is "easy and meaningful". Without making it sound too hokey - I'm generally attracted to women who are confident, responsible, wise, real and know what they want, yet are considerate of others. I'm looking for someone who will challenge me. Health and fitness are priorities for me so I am looking for that in a partner as well. If you're looking for the above in a guy who'll treat you nicely and poke fun at you at the same time drop me a line.