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27 Houston, TX Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Open relationship
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born, raised and deported from Hell, Texas, which is affectionately referred to as "Houston" in some circles. I am terrible at self-descriptions but apparently that's universal.

Now at home in the SF bay area.

^just reverse all that nonsense for the next month

On my introvert grind at the moment.

Yes, I will come over and pet your cat. Make it a Maine Coone and I'll be your slave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cramming my face with faux-healthy food, trying to stay fake busy, reading, shitting all over your favorite movie, NOT talking to strangers, eating ice cream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sketchy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Thoroughgoingly Lynchian"

Barry Lyndon, the chapati don, and burritos, slim k all day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water bottle
tequila shots
fussy hair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Robert Wyatt
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching Alien in my bed with a stranger.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fuck that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can vibe with being shallow on here, cause c'mon now.

you have a cat and i can come hold it.
you want to go do a thing in the world.
you want to drive around and bang screw.
you want me to tie you up and hit you with things. or vice versa.