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rushmore-esque

26 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:45pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born, raised and deported from Hell, Texas, which is affectionately referred to as "Houston" in some circles. I am terrible at self-descriptions but apparently that's universal.

On my introvert grind at the moment.

Yes, I will come over and pet your cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for a small biotech, trying to stay fake busy, reading, shitting all over your favorite movie, NOT talking to strangers, eating ice cream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sketchy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Thoroughgoingly Lynchian"

Barry Lyndon, ethiopian and burritos, slim k all day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
rope
butts
e-cig
water bottle
tequila shots
fussy hair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
YUNG LEAN
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching Alien in my bed with a stranger.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fuck that.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have a cat and i can come hold it.
you want to go do a thing in the world. (beer>coffee, ramen>sushi)
you want to drive around and bang screw.
you want me to tie you up and hit you with things. or vice versa.

If you're a strictly homo cisdude, and my sexuality is fascinating for some reason, it really isn't a topic of conversation that lasts more than a couple of messages. I'm not mad, it's just been happening a bunch lately and it gets old.