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27 Houston, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born, raised and deported from Hell, Texas, which is affectionately referred to as "Houston" in some circles. I am terrible at self-descriptions but apparently that's universal.

On my introvert grind at the moment.

Yes, I will come over and pet your cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for a small biotech, trying to stay fake busy, reading, shitting all over your favorite movie, NOT talking to strangers, eating ice cream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being sketchy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Thoroughgoingly Lynchian"

Barry Lyndon, ethiopian and burritos, slim k all day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
rope
butts
e-cig
water bottle
tequila shots
fussy hair
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
YUNG LEAN
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching Alien in my bed with a stranger.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fuck that.
You should message me if
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you have a cat and i can come hold it.
you want to go do a thing in the world. (beer>coffee, ramen>sushi)
you want to drive around and bang screw.
you want me to tie you up and hit you with things. or vice versa.

If you're a strictly homo cisdude, and my sexuality is fascinating for some reason, it really isn't a topic of conversation that lasts more than a couple of messages. I'm not mad, it's just been happening a bunch lately and it gets old.

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