Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Doing some traveling at the moment, my updated location is either
where I'm at or where I will be soon. Hit me up if you wanna
Born, raised and deported from Hell, Texas, which is affectionately
referred to as "Houston" in some circles. I am terrible at
self-descriptions but apparently that's universal.
Now at home in the SF bay area.
On my introvert grind at the moment.
Yes, I will come over and pet your cat. Make it a Maine Coone and
I'll be your slave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cramming my face with faux-healthy food, trying to stay fake busy,
reading, shitting all over your favorite movie, NOT talking to
strangers, eating ice cream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Barry Lyndon, ethiopian and burritos, slim k all day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching Alien in my bed with a stranger.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can vibe with being shallow on here, cause c'mon now.
you have a cat and i can come hold it.
you want to go do a thing in the world.
you want to drive around and bang screw.
you want me to tie you up and hit you with things. or vice versa.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.