Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born, raised and deported from Hell, Texas, which is affectionately
referred to as "Houston" in some circles. I am terrible at
self-descriptions but apparently that's universal.
On my introvert grind at the moment.
Yes, I will come over and pet your cat. Make it a Maine Coone and
I'll be your slave.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Cramming my face with faux-healthy food, trying to stay fake busy,
reading, shitting all over your favorite movie, NOT talking to
strangers, eating ice cream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Barry Lyndon, ethiopian and burritos, slim k all day
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching Alien in my bed with a stranger.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Queers to the front.
You can vibe with being shallow on here, cause c'mon now.
you have a cat and i can come hold it.
you want to go do a thing in the world. (beer>coffee,
you want to drive around and bang screw.
you want me to tie you up and hit you with things. or vice
If you're trying to come off as quirk-ee, it usually means you lack
No weiners, no bros, no worldly normies who rode a bike once in a
rural place and had an indigenous person take your picture on your
smartphone, no burners, in that order, from first to last, in
Who are you looking for?
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