Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good ole New England boy in DC.
So I graduated with my masters in International Relations and
undergrad in Poli Sci like everyone else on here (but I still can't
open the stapler on my desk to refill it).
Other than that I have pretty amazingly average interests, happy
hours, movies, going running, the beach, wine, sarcam, food,
traveling, outside adventuring and almost all things borderline
Intelligence is an aphrodisiac and much more enjoyable than
But don't be so smart that you judge my trashier habbits. I can
debate you on highbrow politics or reality tv and everything in
I don't really care how "masculine" you are. Don't try to
overcompensate, because we both know you don't love vagina that
much regardless. That being said I don't mind getting dirty, sweat,
sports, bugs, and am competitive to a fault (I'd rather pass
out/vomit/possibly die than lose).
Sidenote, my mother is a chocolatier so I guess my life mirrors
that of Willy Wonka.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
So I've been in DC for a little over a year and have already
checked off about half of the stereotypical bucket list (left the
world of the hill to work in consulting only to move on to the
federal reserve). You can also add prepping for law school to that
list of stereotypes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking obscenely large amounts of food for friends (erry sunday).
I like to think of myself as a poorer, slightly less WASPy sounding
Opening up the pandora's box known as buzzfeed at work. I like to
think that Grumpy Cat memes will help our nation's banking
regulatory system (call me optimistic).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pretty preptastic and sarcastic, you get the picture though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book: This Side of Paradise
Movie: Home Alone (I'm a child)
Show: Homeland, New Girl, Jeopardy, and as much as I hate to admit
it I kind of like Scandal.
Music: Almost anything (how orginal of a response)
Food: Cheeseburgers, hands down (I refuse to eat like your average
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, bestfriend, parenthetical references, peanut butter... and
I really think thats about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie with my roommates and drinking wine. Ideally I
would be doing that with a cute boy though instead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I listen to Taylor Swift in a non-ironic sense. Dare I
say, I even kinda like it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You just should, no enticement necessary. You probably need a
distraction while you look at this at work in boredom anyway
Seeing as my building won't allow a dog, I guess a man would be a
decent enough backup and I won't have to walk it in the rain. So
take pity on me.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.