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Hi! I hope your having a good day. Thank you for looking at my
profile. This profile has been changed from the original. Looking
for a woman to be with me and my girlfriend (love2lap). My
girlfriend likes movies, games, puzzles, writing, and reading. Her
favorites include but not limited to science fiction, fantasy,
historical fiction, literary fiction, thrillers, action and
adventures, and spy thrillers. She is a very caring person and
highly intelligent with a great sense of humor. She is polyamorous.
Friendship to start and later possibly more. I prefer the woman to
be very easy going. Being easy going is important to me. Not
looking for someone perfect. The rest of this profile is mostly
what I had written before meeting my girlfriend. Extra weight to
very large is fine. Big hips and butt are a turn on for me, but not
necessary. Thin to heavy is fine. Prefer someone who is at least
somewhat sensuous/sexy. Personality is much more important than
physical appearance. Prefer someone that has a sense of humor and
loves to laugh. I have a few extra pounds but not very heavy. Look
a bit younger than my age. Some people think I am a lot younger
than my age indicates. Also, physically strong, but can not lift a
car over my head unless it is a toy car. My likes include
mathematics, science, history, politics, current events, the stock
market, humor, science fiction, fantasy, comedy, movies, music,
weight lifting, tennis, and ping pong. Not an expert in any of
these areas. I really like to make people laugh. People consider me
a caring person. Sometimes I can be a bit shy or outgoing depending
on the situation. Not into extreme danger/thrills such as jumping
out of an airplane or a car zipping down the highway. I have pet
turtles. One has been with me since 1992. The picture of me with
the red shirt was taken in June 2012. The picture of me in the suit
was taken in February 2015. I don't have any photos of me in the
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get a better understanding of myself and the people
around me. Why people act the way they do. Also, attempting a
better understanding of the world we live in from the very small to
the universe at large. Trying to increase my income. Working on
being a better friend. Like to make people laugh.
I’m really good at
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Caring and trying to make people happy. Humor, especially puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A number of people think I am younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some TV shows that I like include Xena, Star Trek, The Outer
Limits, Twilight Zone, Lost, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Firefly,
Sanford and Son, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Big Bang Theory,
Futurama, Family Guy, PBS Extant, Continuum, Orange is the New
Black, and The Rachel Maddow Show. This list is not all inclusive.
Like oldies music, especially Motown. Really like Stevie Wonder.
Listen to Sade. Also like soft rock. Some other kinds of music are
fine too. Like some modern musicians such as Adele, Pink, and
Rihanna. Listen to NPR when I have a chance. I have a ton of books
to read, but will someday get to them. Like anything written by
Greg Palast. In terms of food I like to eat mostly meat, potatoes,
pasta, and some vegetables. Extreme lover of chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, humor, friendship, intimate physical contact, music, and a
reason to get up in the morning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, Friendships, Making myself a better person, the weather,
science, mathematics, and Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing nothing too exciting. Usually stay in or do some errands.
Also talking to my girlfriend and looking things up on my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All the questions that I answered that you can read. When I get to
know you I will be an open book. If I feel real comfortable even
before I know you well I can talk about very private things.
You should message me if
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feel happy, feel something, feel me, write, e-mail, interested in
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