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russonthebeach

36 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Quick wit and animated observation always gets me in trouble with short drunk guys and mormons.

I'm a nerd who has been working in tech since age 15, when I quit school to take my first job in software.

I love kids and hate ignorance. Problematic sometimes because only my ultra-religious relatives are breeding.

Right now I'm living in a great house on the great highway. I work from home most days and go running on the beach when I'm done. Sand is easier on the knees than pavement. That's important, write that down.
What I’m doing with my life
My current job is so bizarre you won't believe it, even when I try to explain it to you over coffee. Suffice it to say, I command an army of hundreds of people. Oh, and I'm also a programmer, graphic artist and network security expert, but that shit is boring.

Ten months ago I seriously Injured my left arm in a heroic boating accident. Doctors advised surgery and years of rehab, instead I got acupuncture herb prayer crystals and... no, i'm kidding. I started a very rigorous PT program, and I'm almost totally better now; stronger than I was before the accident. New people I meet (or strangers who walk by my open garage door when I'm lifting weights) would never know I spent most of 2013 unable to move my fingers or lift my elbow above my heart.
I’m really good at
Whistling. Grilling chicken. Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat. Guessing your password.
The first things people usually notice about me
What makes him so damn cocky?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Novels: Vidal, Dick, Vonnegut.
Nonfiction: Every single book about physics.

Movies: Real Genius, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, American Beauty, Wayne's World, Alien, Spaceballs, Big Lebowski, Royal Tenenbaums, The Lego Movie, spaceship!! SPACESHIP!!!

Shows: The Venture Brothers, Shameless, Dr. Who, Colbert, The (animated) Tick, Sons, The Last Word, most HBO, and absolutely nothing with a laugh-track.

Music: The Animals, The Supremes, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, INXS, Phoenix, The Strokes, The Black Keys, Fallout Boy, The Shins, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.

Food: all, except bologna.

Games: all, except zynga
The six things I could never do without
Hot stove. Hot water. Chips. Salsa. Chocolate. Milk. Socks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Winning at darts and drinking for free.

Playing video games in sweatpants while simultaneously watching entire seasons of bad TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I take enormous pride in my shower-singing prowess.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You need somebody to sing Panic at the Disco at your next karaoke outing.

All of your profile pictures are oriented correctly.

You enjoy any of the following: The beach, tacos, sailing, pizza, baseball, beer, waterslides, bonfires, 3D movies, or coffee.

You enjoy walking or hiking, and you own appropriate footwear.

You want to bounce ideas off me regarding development of your doomsday device.