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37 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Bold, creative, sarcastic and warm. I'm Irreverent but polite. I have a lot to say, and I often say it quickly.

I'm a bay area native and real genuine nerd. I have been working in tech since age 15, when I quit school to take my first job in software.

I know who I am, and know what I want: a super genius insult comic animal lover who shares my taste for quick wit, passionate discussion and proper ergonomics.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I am a programmer, graphic artist and network security expert. I create software, websites and ridiculous photoshoped images of my friends. Also, there's a good chance I helped create one of your favorite mobile games.

By night I'm a professional video game player. Yea, seriously.

Thirteen months ago I seriously injured my left arm in a heroic boating accident. After a lot of work, I'm totally better. New people I meet would never suspect that I spent most of 2013 unable to erect my arm and middle finger far enough to flip them off.
I’m really good at
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Whistling. Generating body heat. Keeping my cool. Guessing your password. Staying up late.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Novels: Vidal, Dick, Vonnegut.
Nonfiction: Every single book about physics.

Movies: Star wars, Alien, Real Genius, Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Labrynth, Spaceballs, Wayne's World, Big Lebowski, Twelve Monkeys, Royal Tenenbaums, The Lego Movie, spaceship! SPACESHIP!!

Shows: Shameless, Dr. Who, Colbert, The Tick, The Last Word, The Wire, A fuckton of shit, MST3K, but absolutely nothing with a laugh-track.

Music: The Black Keys, The Strokes, Phoenix, Fall Out Boy, Ben Folds. Other stuff.

Food: All, except bologna.

Games: All, except zynga
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter. Honesty. Science. Chocolate. Sriracha. Sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning at darts and drinking for free.


Playing computer games in pajamas while simultaneously watching entire seasons of bad TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I pretend to be cool.
You should message me if
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You need somebody to awesomely sing Panic at the Disco at your next karaoke outing.

All of your profile pictures are oriented and cropped correctly. Also, I really hate playing where's waldo.

You enjoy any of the following: The beach, tacos, sailing, baseball, beer, water-slides, 3D movies, or coffee.

You think you can beat me at Street Fighter or Mario Kart.

You enjoy walking or hiking, and you own appropriate footwear.

You want to bounce ideas off me regarding the development of your doomsday device.

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