russonthebeach
38 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
Bold, creative, sarcastic and warm. I'm irreverent but polite. I have a lot to say, but I don't always say it.

I'm a bay area native and real genuine nerd. I stopped going to highschool because I was working full time as a programmer, and I was also addicted to the Internet.

I currently live in SF and work in Oakland, in the sky!
What I’m doing with my life
Work hard, play hard.

I live in the outter sunset on the great highway with my Brother and some friends.
I’m really good at
Guessing your password. Surfing BART. Explaining things. Generating body heat. Leading armies. Manning the barbecue. Whistling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Novels: Vidal, Dick, Vonnegut.
Nonfiction: Physics. Design patterns. Biographies.

Movies: Star wars, Alien, Real Genius, Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Labrynth, Spaceballs, Wayne's World, Big Lebowski, Twelve Monkeys, Royal Tenenbaums, The Lego Movie, spaceship! SPACESHIP!!

Shows: Better Call Saul, Shameless, Dr. Who, The Knick, vikings and zombies, zombie vikings, red weddings, but absolutely nothing with a laugh-track.

Music: The Black Keys, The Strokes, Phoenix, Fall Out Boy, Ben Folds. Other stuff. Anything I can sing.

Food: All, except bologna.

Games: All, except zynga
The six things I could never do without
Laughter. Honesty. Science. Chocolate. Sriracha. Internets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Folding space.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If you've ever seen a dude in a tank top and sweatband running on the great highway, or around lake Merced whilst belting out key lines to epic rock songs, that was me.
You should message me if
You enjoy any of the following: The beach, coffee, sailing, tacos, beer, sci-fi movies, time travel.

You enjoy hiking and own appropriate footwear... I mean.. lets get real; I'm not showing you my time machine on our first date.

All of your profile pictures are oriented and cropped correctly.

Your band lacks a front man with perfect pitch and amazing vibrato.

You are a super villain with an emerging plan for world domination.

You want to get drinks and share jokes after work in downtown Oakland, or in S.F.
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