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russonthebeach

37 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bold, creative, sarcastic and warm. I'm Irreverent but polite. I have a lot to say, but I don't always say it.

I'm a bay area native and real genuine nerd. I've been working in tech since age 15, when I quit school to take my first job in software.

Since then I've worked a lot, played a lot, and got knocked around a bit. I was in a band. I taught Photoshop. I was a pro-gamer. I've been a boyfriend. I built multi-player universes. I've lead an army to great victories. I've followed my desires.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After a couple of decades of kicking ass at software start-ups, I decided to take my talents to Ocean Beach. I learned to cook. I got fit. I went outside during the daytime.

Ok, so I still code. I still animate. I still kick ass. But work isn't my life anymore. I'm trying to make life more my life.

I live in a big house on the beach with my Brother and some friends. I love it here.

Accompanied by several neighborhood friends, we are known to terrorize the avenues.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting songs stuck in my head. Generating body heat. Whistling. Guessing your password.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Novels: Vidal, Dick, Vonnegut.
Nonfiction: Physics. Design patterns. Biographies.

Movies: Star wars, Alien, Real Genius, Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Labrynth, Spaceballs, Wayne's World, Big Lebowski, Twelve Monkeys, Royal Tenenbaums, The Lego Movie, spaceship! SPACESHIP!!

Shows: Better Call Saul, Shameless, Dr. Who, Colbert, The Tick, The Last Word, vikings and zombies, zombie vikings, red weddings, but absolutely nothing with a laugh-track.

Music: The Black Keys, The Strokes, Phoenix, Fall Out Boy, Ben Folds. Other stuff.

Food: All, except bologna.

Games: All, except zynga
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter. Honesty. Science. Chocolate. Sriracha. Internets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out drinking with the boys, being loud, playing darts, saying inappropriate things... Dude relax, they can't hear me.

Or maybe a BBQ at the house before the game, or the gold rush finale.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you've ever seen a dude in a tank top and sweatband running on the great highway, or around lake Merced whilst belting out key lines to epic rock songs, that was me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy any of the following: The beach, coffee, sailing, tacos, beer, sci-fi movies, time travel.

You enjoy hiking and own appropriate footwear... I mean.. lets get real; I'm not showing you my time machine on our first date.

All of your profile pictures are oriented and cropped correctly.

Your band lacks a front man with perfect pitch and amazing vibrato.

You are a super villain with an emerging plan for world domination.