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36 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 29–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:49pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bold, creative, sarcastic and warm. I'm Irreverent but polite. I have a lot to say, and I often say it quickly.

I'm a bay area native and real genuine nerd. I have been working in tech since age 15, when I quit school to take my first job in software.

I know who I am, and know what I want: a super genius insult comic animal lover who shares my taste for quick wit, passionate discussion and proper ergonomics.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I am a programmer, graphic artist and network security expert. I create software, websites and ridiculous photoshoped images of my friends. Also, there's a good chance I helped create one of your favorite mobile games.

By night I'm a professional video game player. I've made a lot of money being smarter, faster and more cunning playing games you've probably never heard of. Over the years I've lead my group of geeks to some extremely profitable victories. Being a virtual mob boss isn't always easy, but ultimately very rewarding as an escape and also as a job I love.

Thirteen months ago I seriously injured my left arm in a heroic boating accident. The road to recovery has been long and hard. Because of my unwavering commitment to physical therapy, I've shocked my doctors with a near full recovery in less than half the time they predicted. Stretches, reaches and squeezes have morphed into what can only be described now as pilates and weight lifting. New people I meet would never suspect that I spent most of 2013 unable to erect my arm and middle finger far enough to flip them off.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making awesome dinners with random ingredients. Whistling. Guessing your password. Doing the dishes. Generating body heat. Using just the right fuckin' amount of profanity. Staying up late.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Novels: Vidal, Dick, Vonnegut.
Nonfiction: Every single book about physics.

Movies: Star wars, Alien, Real Genius, Goonies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Labrynth, Spaceballs, Wayne's World, Big Lebowski, Twelve Monkeys, Royal Tenenbaums, The Lego Movie, spaceship! SPACESHIP!!

Shows: Shameless, Dr. Who, Colbert, The Tick, The Last Word, The Wire, A fuckton of shit, MST3K, but absolutely nothing with a laugh-track.

Music: The Black Keys, The Strokes, Phoenix, Fall Out Boy, Ben Folds. Assorted electronica.

Food: All, except bologna.

Games: All, except zynga
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter. Honesty. Science. Chocolate. Sriracha. Sleep.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winning at darts and drinking for free.


Playing computer games in pajamas while simultaneously watching entire seasons of bad TV shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I pretend to be cool.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need somebody to awesomely sing Panic at the Disco at your next karaoke outing.

All of your profile pictures are oriented and cropped correctly. Also, I really hate playing where's waldo.

You enjoy any of the following: The beach, tacos, sailing, baseball, beer, water-slides, 3D movies, or coffee.

You think you can beat me at Street Fighter or Mario Kart.

You enjoy walking or hiking, and you own appropriate footwear.

You want to bounce ideas off me regarding the development of your doomsday device.