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24 Salt Lake City, UT Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 11
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Seeing Someone
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a spoken word artist, comedian, and poet. I don't take online dating very seriously. Chances are I sent you a poem. That's what most of my messages consist of these days anyway. Each one is different in some way. I think it's hilarious, personally. I mostly message to joke around and expect very little to come of it. But, I suppose there is that chance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an EMT. i work at concerts, raves, races, special events, ect. I've been doing that for 3 years. I also work in medical research (on human volunteers. Not animals.) I write and perform on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spoken word, Rhetorical Repetition, Starting IVs, Writing, and Rhetorical Repetition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor, my car, my glasses, They would notice my ninjaness if my ninjaness wasn't so ninja that it always goes unnoticed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I play a lot of video games. As far as music, I listen to Ska, mostly. I'm way into classic rock as well. Books books books. I enjoy Cormac McCarthy. I read a lot of poetry these days (just got into Frank Stanford. My favorite page poet is hard to decide. maybe Rumi?) I listen to a lot of spoken word. Look up the gentlemen Good Ghost Bill, Shane Koyczan, and Jesse Parent. I also read a lot of comic books and graphic novels. The Goon would have to be my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things I could never do without? Hmmm. Well. Most people type in this box stuff like "Air" or "Water" or something. it was clever the first hundred times. I'll type the less obvious things. 1. Hemoglobin. 2. Binary Fission. 3. Atmosphere. 4. Digestion. 5. White Blood Cells. 6. fingers. (don't be offended if your missing a finger or two. i didn't mean it personally)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I'm always thinking. like. What if the lollypop guild were actually like the Mob of Munchkin Land and the lollypop business was just a cover up for their shady operations. They disguise their drugs as candy and do shakedown runs.

yup. i'm just that random.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
always something different.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
*salutes* Private Thing.

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You should message me if
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Well, this is a dating website. So there is that reason. Or if you were interested in writing, theater, or poetry.