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25 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 5:43pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from masters program
- Sales / Marketing
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English, German, French (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
I buy and sell rare books and manuscripts. It sounds a bit like a hipster wet dream, but really it's just a much nerdier and unsexier version of the art world, and involves pretending I'm so intellectual it hurts.
No, I wasn't inspired to head into the profession by that shitty Johnny Depp movie - but yes, I do get chased by mad tycoons trying to harness the powers of darkness through occult alchemical texts nearly every day. Unfortunately (with the exception of Johnny and myself) everyone else in the industry is a balding, middle-aged man. And Johnny's not down for it. Enter okcupid.
Favorite other stuff: jungles. Bodies of water. Rock art.
Once upon a time I had a job measuring kangaroo testicles. And they were HUGE. It was a formative age, so now I basically suffer from kangaroo ball envy.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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