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26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, German, French (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved here two years ago from England when my banter ran out. I mean visa.

I buy and sell rare books and manuscripts. It sounds a bit like a hipster wet dream, but really it's just a much nerdier and unsexier version of the art world. Where do I fit in? you ask....

I hope you've all seen that shitty Johnny Depp movie where he's a rare book dealer - if not, queue it up immediately. Unfortunately (with the exception of Johnny and myself) everyone else in the industry is a balding, middle-aged man. And Johnny's not down for it. Enter okcupid.
I’m really good at
1) scrubbing up well 2) origami 3) listening to people 4) growing things 5) answering the phone confidently in languages I don't know
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Also how strange my accent is - a terrifying mashup of English, American, and German.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think it's generally agreed that I have terrible taste in music. Food and movies I might be a little better at. And books I could talk about all night long, which would be more fun than writing about them in this box.

Favorite other stuff: jungles. Bodies of water. Rock art. Animals.
The six things I could never do without
1) wide open spaces 2) holidays 3) avocadoes. Everything else you can buy in your local dollar store.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to sound like a real New Yorker when I answer the phone (HALLAW?); how sad everyone looks on the subway; how much I'd like a private jungle; obscure 17th century characters and their books; how much I like semicolons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking in the sights and sounds, and drinks. More likely pottering between the laundromat and hardware store in a last-ditch attempt to get my weekend act together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually Canadian.

Once upon a time I had a job measuring kangaroo testicles. And they were HUGE. It was a formative age, so now I basically suffer from kangaroo ball envy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not a balding, middle-aged man. Sorry, guys.