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26 New York, NY Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 12
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Law school
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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To Do List:
Item #1: Drink Less.
Item #2: Do More.
Item #3: Get S*** Together.
Item #4: Buy dog. Give him clever British name.
Filmmaking! That's my passion.
So naturally, I'm a corporate lawyer.
Law school. Why? To learn how to do entertainment lawyer things good, and to learn how to do other stuff good, too.
To the guys cradling small furry animals in their OkC profile pictures: I see what you did there. Well played, sir.
Played volleyball in college and overseas, until my shoulder decided I shouldn't be an athlete anymore.

"So it goes."
I need structure, but dread routine. It shuts me down.
I used to throw solo dance parties whenever life became too boring and serious. But my NYC apt is too small for such tomfoolery. So now, I drink whiskey. (See To Do list above).
Born and raised in Southern California.
I will live in London at some point in my life. This is non-negotiable.
"YOLO" = This is your one chance, so be responsible and don't f*** it up.

20-yr-old's of the world...ABANDON THIS MOTTO.
SkyMall is underrated.
If a wholesome-looking couple messages you on their joint OkC profile looking for a "new friend," that means game night and dinner parties, right?

... right??
The word "Should," leaflets that fall out of magazines when you pick them up, and Justin Bieber man-beanies should be banned. I'm willing to run for Congress to make this happen.
I'm an only child. This may shed light on most things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1) Wearing ill-fitting suits.
2) Plotting my jump off of the Conveyor Belt.
3) Living, laughing, and loving. #blessed
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1) karaoke.
2) photo-bombing.
3) playing music by ear.
4) accents.
5) sport.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They can't figure out what I "am." Guess.


Beady pebble eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
90's West Coast hip-hop. Bluegrass. Folk. Film Scores. Muse. The Black Keys. The Faint. Ratatat. Sublime. Mumford. TNGHT. Avett Bros. Old Crow Medicine Show. RL Grimez. Flosstradamus. James Blake. Flume. Disney. Showtunes.

Lorde's voice is like a well-aged bourbon.

Sam Smith's voice is like diving into a velvet-lined swimming pool filled with melted chocolate.

I secretly aspire to moonlight as a trap music DJ. Sensei welcome.
Books: I'm a bookworm, so the list is too long. But Tolkien changed my life when I was 12.

Dear George R.R. Martin, Please finish the next GoT book. In the meantime, I'll be re-reading the series. K thanks.
Movies: LOTR. Godfather Part I. Spirited Away. O' Brother Where Art Thou. Gladiator. Napoleon Dynamite. Zoolander. How To Train Your Dragon. Fantasia (the 1950's original). Step Brothers. The Other Guys. Anything Adam McKay. Anything Ridley Scott (update: except Exodus). Anything not Michael Bay. Star Trek. Midnight in Paris. Annie Hall. Frozen. Mulan. Pulp Fiction. 12 Years a Slave.

Virunga: the power of visual storytelling in a nutshell.
Shows: GoT. Sherlock. Louis. Adventure Time. 30 Rock. House of Cards. Extras. Homeland. Boardwalk Empire. The West Wing. The League. Monty Python's Flying Circus. Battlestar Gallactica (yep). Fresh Prince. 90's Nickelodeon. Avatar. Portlandia. Bob's Burgers. not The Wire.
Food: The unofficial state foods of CA: Mexican and fro-yo.

Trendy foodstuffs. Bring on the quinoa, kale, and brussel sprouts.

Glüwein. It warms the soul and tastes like Christmas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) parents.
2) something to look forward to.
3) a day completely to myself. (to recharge my batteries)
4) a creative outlet.
5) yoga pants.
6) the ability to laugh at myself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- Story nuggets. Jot them down whenever I hear, see or think of one. There are so many out there waiting to be told.

- My original Gameboy, and why/how/when it went missing.
97% sure it involved my mother, a cardboard box, and Goodwill. The pain is still real.

- A bluegrass-hip-hop compilation.

- What Peter Jackson did to "the Hobbit."

- The next step.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
not tottering in heels outside the club.*

*NOTE: Not to be confused with dance parties. Those are awesome. Especially impromptu ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- "Mars Attacks" gave me nightmares as a child, and unsettles me to this day.

- Once upon a time, in the Land Before Facebook, pictures were taken. Pictures with horizontal peace signs, pouty lips,
and heads tilted jauntily to the side. Any and all evidence of said pictures has since been destroyed.

... I could say they were taken ironically, but that would be a lie.
I would say "don't judge," but I fully expect judgment here.

- I'd probably be sorted into Slytherin.

- I don't want to be a lawyer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You are one of "the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, who never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles."

2) One of your photos is a shirtless selfie taken in front of a mirror.

3) #3 in "What I'm doing with my life" made you hate me a little bit.

4) You don't own anything that cleverly misappropriates Britain's WWII mantra.

5) Social media slightly overwhelms you too.