rvn1017
27 Simsbury, CT
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My self-summary
Here because Farmersonly.com didn't work out so well...
"An elegant gentleman." - New York Times

"A definite swipe right." - Cosmopolitan

"Really fucking liberal." - New York Post

"Any girl would be lucky to have you." - Mom

Travels well ✈️
6'2"⚽️💪🏾

-Former college athlete
-I like to stay very active
-I lift
-Sports nut
-Lover of all things soccer (MUFC, Holland & Dortmund)
-Pseudo intellectual
-NPR listener
-Foreign Policy buff
-Anglophile
-Professional people watcher/commentator
-Travel junkie
-Possess a weird obsession with The Netherlands

Personality traits
-Habitual line-stepper (bonus points if you know where that's from)
-Blunt
-Outgoing
-Loyal
-Selfless

The Dream
What I’m doing with my life
-Part-time Shark Wrangler at Nat Geo. Deep sea diving. 🐠⚓️
-Building my résumé.
I’m really good at
-Making people extremely uncomfortable. For fun of course.
-Sports.
-Bar trivia.
-Story-telling.
-Being a wingman.
The first things people usually notice about me
I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X and sound whiter than Mitt Romney in a snowstorm.
Token. Black. Bro.

Story of my life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho🔪, Pride and Prejudice, Cantona, Brilliant Orange, Guns, Germs, and Steel,

Movies: American Psycho, Up in the Air, Django, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Pulp Fiction, The Hangover, Rudy, Hoosiers.

Documentaries: Enron: The Smartest Guys In The Room.

Shows: Chappelle's Show: All-time favorite. Anything w/ Anthony Bourdain, Top Gear, House, Archer, The League, Shark Tank.

Music: EDM, bro. Above & Beyond, Cosmic Gate, Kakade, Tommy Trash, Arty, Arnej, Afrojack, Sander van Doorn, Jamie Jones, Joris Voorn, Sven Vath, Borgore & Zed's Dead
The six things I could never do without
1. ATP.
2. Sports/The gym
3. Sperry's
4. iPod.
5. EDM
6. Chipotle & Five Guys
7.Light Shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How to increase my profile views.
-Ways in which I can improve my human capital.
-Possible career moves.
-Travel destinations
-Income inequality
On a typical Friday night I am
1. Fist bumping to EDM at the bar/club
2. Dinner
3. Being the Designated Driver. It's a role that I've (kind of) learned to embrace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. I ❤️ the show Broad City...

2. My 'Morning Routine' is very similar to Patrick Bateman's
You should message me if
You can articulate something you're passionate about.
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